New signs, same criticisms


The new American Atheist billboard designs are now online, and I don’t want to disappoint Dave Silverman, so I’ll give my usual review: better than the last set, but still needs work.

Stuff I like: it’s a strong, assertive message, and that’s what I want from AA. The “Atheism: Simply Reasonable” slogan is clear, short, punchy. They’ve gotten away, mostly, from the blocky multi-colored Mondrian look of previous signs.

Stuff I don’t like: the text on the left is 5 lines long. That’s too much for a billboard. The central image is sort of arbitrary — it says religion is silly, but it doesn’t contribute much to the message on the left. The other billboard, on Mormonism, is worse in this regard; why is there a guy in his underwear there? Really, on a billboard, everything must be distilled down to deliver one clear, simple argument.

I know Dave is rolling his eyes right now and wondering why he’s even trying to lead those fractious, critical atheists at all…wouldn’t sheep be so much easier?

Comments

  1. says

    “Useless Savior” would be about all that needed to be said under “Christianity.” Even if God is sadistic, that’s not really a reason he doesn’t exist, and it’s likely to get defenses up.

    The uselessness of it all is the real reason there’s no reason to bother with it.

    Glen Davidson

  2. Josh, Official SpokesGay says

    What is wrong with them? All their signs have been horrible. They know this. Why can’t they admit it and hire a good designer?

  3. says

    Is pareidolia of religious figures in toast even something most Christians or fencesitters will recognize? I’d assume they know it’s Jesus, but will wonder what that has to do with a piece of toast. By the time they’re done thinking about that they’ll be past the billboard.

    Seeing Jesus, Mary, and angels in toast or wood knots or spilled milk is certainly something we secular folk joke about, but I’m not so sure that’s a topic that’s instantly recognizable to the religious or apathetic non-religious.

  4. Brownian says

    What is wrong with them? All their signs have been horrible. They know this. Why can’t they admit it and hire a good designer?

    Maybe they did, but they’re clients from hell, ironically.

  5. says

    I would have cut the “30,000+ versions of truth” line. it’s a valid criticism, but obviously atheists don’t agree on stuff either and explaining why this isn’t equivalent is too much for a billboard.

  6. says

    All they really needed on the left is Christianity: 30,000+ versions of “truth”. That’s punchy enough, easily read when driving by and enough to provoke thought in a number of people.

  7. Brownian says

    Is pareidolia of religious figures in toast even something most Christians or fencesitters will recognize? I’d assume they know it’s Jesus, but will wonder what that has to do with a piece of toast. By the time they’re done thinking about that they’ll be past the billboard.

    That’s a good point.

  8. says

    Captaintripps:

    Is pareidolia of religious figures in toast even something most Christians or fencesitters will recognize? I’d assume they know it’s Jesus, but will wonder what that has to do with a piece of toast. By the time they’re done thinking about that they’ll be past the billboard.

    Even if they recognize it right away, my bet is that people start swapping “I saw Jesus/Mary/Saint/Angel whatever in X” stories.

  9. says

    At least this one isn’t appropriative and racist. It’s a move in the right direction. And this way, we still have our running jokes at the expense of their billboard designs.

  10. Tony •King of the Hellmouth• says

    Is pareidolia of religious figures in toast even something most Christians or fencesitters will recognize? I’d assume they know it’s Jesus, but will wonder what that has to do with a piece of toast. By the time they’re done thinking about that they’ll be past the billboard.

    Perhaps it’s a regional thing. The billboard might be released in an area known for people seeing Jesus in toast, or trees, or clouds, or feces.

  11. Becca Stareyes says

    Honestly, mocking Mormon undergarments is… well, it’s silly, because unless there’s a person out there with a fetish for that sort of underwear, most people don’t form their opinions on religions by their minor sartorial restrictions.

    It’s the sort of joke that is only funny to outsiders, and wouldn’t really cross over well to ‘well, why are Mormon underwear funny but my religion’s special clothing not?’.

    (Actually, I’m not sure what the point of these billboards are, which is why I tend to prefer the ‘we exist and you’re not alone!’ types, as I can easily see the goal of that ad campaign — to give atheist solidarity, especially in more openly-religious areas and make it clear that atheists are part of the community.)

  12. jamessweet says

    I’m going with the “clients from hell” explanation. Clearly, whoever is on their committee is not really understanding what the problem is.

    It’s kind of funny and sad at the same time. heh…

  13. says

    eh. if you remove the smallprint, it’s a serviceable billboard. The Mormonism one is worse, because you need to know about magic underwear to get it, and that’s not good messaging (OTOH, the small-print is easier to fix on the mormon one, since

    Mormonism: God is a Space Alien // Atheism: Simply Reasonable

    is a good tagline.

    I blame the shitty smallprint on the Christianity billboard on the fact that people are so used to the silly claims of mainstream Christianity that they don’t feel sufficiently silly to distill. I’d have gone with:

    Christianity: Zombie Uprisings // Atheism: Simply Reasonable

    I might even include chapter & verse for the claims about the religions, they don’t take up much space.

  14. says

    To consolidate some the above points: These billboards have the same basic problems as the earlier ones in that they assume familiarity with atheist Internet memes.

  15. gussnarp says

    the text on the left is 5 lines long. That’s too much for a billboard…… Really, on a billboard, everything must be distilled down to deliver one clear, simple argument.

    I hope you’ll forgive my ellipsis, given that the full quote tops the page, but these two ideas go together really well, and represent the biggest fail in billboard design, and the problem with most atheist billboards. We need to go back to square one: find the idea you want to put on the billboard, and if you can’t express it in only a few words and a very simple image, don’t make a billboard until you can.

  16. says

    The advantage of starting out with awkward amateurish billboards is that eventually we’ll be able to point back and say “look how much we’ve improved!!!”

  17. Randomfactor says

    Solid color backdrop.

    Text in contrasting color: “Atheism. Simply Reasonable.” Website address.

    Bam. Done. Is that so hard?

  18. chrisv says

    Note: I am a proud member of AA. Dave, love the gusto but I agree that billboards must have a succinct message. From someone who drives 267 miles a day and is very cognizant of distracted driving. . Don’t give up….refine.

  19. Esteleth, Who Knows How to Use Google says

    Hmpth. I liked the “You can be good without God” bus ads that I heard about. Simple text on a plain backdrop. Six to eight words of a simple, concise message. Url. Group name.

  20. consciousness razor says

    This is the message they want to send to people going to the 2012 DNC? What the fuck is wrong with them? Wouldn’t it make a lot more sense to say something in support of secularism or liberalism?

  21. strange gods before me ॐ says

    What I like about American Atheists is that suckers are actually donating money for them to waste like this.

    I probably shouldn’t laugh, but I do.

  22. says

    I liked the ‘you’re not alone’ ads the best. Those also seemed to get much more outraged attention, when all they did was point out the existence of atheists. I think when it comes to addressing religions directly, they can be too easy for theists to dismiss.

    Ads which simply point out that atheists are here and aren’t going away, however, those aren’t so easy for them to dismiss.

  23. strange gods before me ॐ says

    Is Marcus Ranum the Marcus Ranum of Tenable Network Security fame?

    Silly hat and all!

  24. Cal says

    The Mormon billboard threw me at first with the “God is a space alien” comment as it made me think of Scientology not Mormons. That may be because I grew up Mormon and we never talked about that until I consider most people know that Mormons believe about God residing on the planet Kolob. (Thank you BoM musical!)

    And while I for one was extremely happy to leave the garments behind me, I don’t see how the picture helps since all religions have their own ridiculous dress and behavior restrictions. I guess I prefer the simple messages. I like the tagline of “Atheism: Simply reasonable”, although I suppose that will be perceived as an attack as well, but it should be…

    On a side note, at first I thought at least Mormons don’t see Joseph Smith in their breakfast foods, then suddenly remembered the Mormon version which is sightings and stories of the Three Nephites. Basically, Mormons believe that 3 of the 12 apostles Jesus chose when he visited the Americas’s asked to remain until his return and so still wander around the earth. Whenever someone tells a story about a mysterious person who helped when their car broke down and some other situation, it always becomes one of the 3 Nephites who are apparently God’s own AAA service for the faithful…

  25. geocatherder says

    I know Dave is rolling his eyes right now and wondering why he’s even trying to lead those fractious, critical atheists at all…wouldn’t sheep be so much easier?

    Even cats would be easier. But we are what we are… and if any of us are graphic designers, step up to the plate, wave your arm at Dave, and say “Hire me for the next one!”

  26. mythbri says

    @Randomfactor #26

    Solid color backdrop.

    Text in contrasting color: “Atheism. Simply Reasonable.” Website address.

    Bam. Done. Is that so hard?

    You’d think so, but then they’d probably choose ComicSans.

  27. Brownian says

    You’d think so, but then they’d probably choose ComicSans.

    Well, as an atheist organisation, a sans-seraph font is a given.

  28. says

    I agree that one of the simpler messages, “You’re Not Alone” or “Atheism: Simply Reasonable” along with the American Atheists logo seems most suitable for a billboard. They should be drawing attention to the existence of the organization, not trying to lay out a case for atheism in detail.
    I still like my idea the best, though. And it doesn’t single out Christianity, although that might be considered necessary in this part of the world.

  29. chrisv says

    @31
    I am a sucker actually donating money. Why so negative? I see several critically constructive comments and they are duly noted. What is your contribution other than to pee on our parade?

  30. carlie says

    You’d think so, but then they’d probably choose ComicSans.

    You win one internets.

    God, this is horrible. The “sadistic god” part will enrage and turn off any even nominal Christians before they even read the rest of it. “30,000 denominations, 30,000 versions of truth” is something to think about, however. And the black on orange at the bottom pretty much disappears; i always assume that a different color box in the bottom corner is the billboard company (the way all the ones in Missouri say “Lamar” on them).

    Mostly same info, better graphic:
    Split in half down middle. Left title: Christianity. Right title: Atheism. Under left, “30,000 denominations” on one line, “30,000 versions of truth” on the next. Under right, “Simply reasonable” on the first line, “Atheists.org” on the next. No stupid Jesus toast in the middle.

  31. Paul says

    Is Marcus Ranum the Marcus Ranum of Tenable Network Security fame?

    Nah, he’s the Marcus Ranum that opened a safe with a big freaking gun. Much more impressive.

  32. carlie says

    Well, as an atheist organisation, a sans-seraph font is a given.

    You, however, get one internet taken away.

  33. peterhearn says

    The color scheme is rather uninviting. Looks like an invitation to a Halloween party.

  34. strange gods before me ॐ says

    I am a sucker actually donating money. Why so negative?

    Lol! I’m not negative. I’m having a great laugh at your expense.

    I see several critically constructive comments and they are duly noted.

    Not by AA they aren’t. You’re just going to keep throwing your money in the toilet. For years now AA has been fucking up their billboards. It’s a meme.

    What is your contribution other than to pee on our parade?

    I’ll be happy to point you toward another organization which makes somewhat less shitty billboards: http://www.americanhumanist.org/

    If you switch your donations, you’ll amplify your efficacy.

    (You’re welcome.)

  35. Antiochus Epiphanes says

    The color scheme is rather uninviting. Looks like an invitation to a Halloween party.

    But an invitation to a Halloween party is inviting.

    That’s what its for.

  36. Brownian says

    You, however, get one internet taken away.

    Well, I already licked the one you just gave mythbri.

  37. says

    If you’re a novice graphic designer, and you’ve got a chance to design your first billboard, your first reaction may well be, “Hooray! I’ve got this big huge canvas to play with! I can cram all kinds of stuff on there with impunity.”

    Unfortunately, despite their physical size, billboards are actually the smallest canvases you have to work with. Conceptually, they’re even smaller than business cards.

    If you zoom out while you’re working on the design to the point that the canvas is an inch high on the screen (hold up a ruler and keep zooming out until the image on screen is one inch tall), then you’ve got a decent shot at designing a good billboard. Do not zoom in, period, ever, while working on the design. And don’t lean forward or otherwise try to get a closer view.

    (When you’re all done, go ahead and zoom in all the way to tweak kerning and the like — but only after the design itself is complete.)

    Do that with the billboard in question, and you’ll see where they first went horribly worng.

    I hope somebody can get this advice to American Atheists and their graphic designers….

    Cheers,

    b&

  38. 01jack says

    Just awful.

    C’mon, there’s a reason that there are professionals who do this sort of thing.

    Awful and embarrassing.

  39. mythbri says

    @Brownian #48

    I’m torn between “Ewwww, tongue-cooties!” and “Hmmm. Well, Brownian cooties.”

  40. mandrellian says

    Ben @ 49 is on the money – there’s a distinctly n00bish quality to this one, as if the designer was trying to include all the client’s talking points as well as a quick stab at pareidolia. Frankly, it’s an overly busy mess and I wouldn’t be surprised if anyone driving by wouldn’t get the message.

    Guys, it’s a billboard, not a blog post. Lose the toast. Pick ONE sentence – a short one. Try and understand people will be driving past and only have a few seconds before they need to look at the road. Try and understand that the majority of people looking will be religious. Don’t make your target (CHRISTIANITY) bigger than your product (Atheism). Um –

    You know what? Scrap the ugly fucking thing and try this:

    Grab some stock images of pleasant-looking people of various ages and ethnic and professional backgrounds. Put them on a pleasant blue background (or something similarly eye-catching and offensive). Next to them place the slogan “I’m your doctor and I’m an atheist.” Throw your logo in there, nice and big. Repeat with teacher/professor/local cop/OB-GYN/lawyer/neighbour/child/parent/firefighter/spouse.

    My approach is simply to move away from the argumentative atheist who finds fault with the faith and laughs at Jesus-toast. Everyone’s familiar with that atheist – in fact, a lot of people ONLY know that atheist. Move toward simply making atheism visible and non-threatening. Your doctor is an atheist, and she saved your mother from breast cancer. Your lawyer is an atheist, and he got you justice after that car accident. Your mother is a freaking atheist, and in your eyes she’s a saint. Can atheism really be that bad? Look at all these people that are atheists!

    But if you’re going to go down the confrontational road, avoid ugly dark colours that shrink the space and busy, small-fonted word-filled corners and Jesus-toast. Pick ONE thing and magnify it. Pick Hell, for fucks sake – the most hateful doctrine ever espoused. Pick Original Sin. Pick Pat Robertson! Hell, just drive along the highway for half an hour, have your passenger take pictures of other billboards, then spend another half hour analysing them.

    TL;DR – far be it from me to be prescribe an organisation’s PR strategy, but this is my honest reaction to this billboard, which I presume is what this org wants. It’s busy, it’s unattractive, it’s confusing and it’s vague. Noone will know what you’re getting at with the damn toast! In-house PR is all well and good, but at least get a pro’s opinion before you send your proofs to the printers.

  41. Antiochus Epiphanes says

    Now I want to design a fractal billboard.

    It’s a challenge to make one that can easily be differentiated from its background.

  42. christophburschka says

    The three lines on the left are a good demonstration that even good arguments can sound like the rantings of Gene Ray if you compress them into a few disconnected phrases.

    on a billboard, everything must be distilled down to deliver one clear, simple argument.

    Exactly. In a debate, you have enough time to argue how God is either malicious or non-existent, how the Bible contradicts itself and how hate is relabeled as love. A billboard only has time to deliver one message.

    The “Millions are good without God” (and similar) message is my favorite so far; the “There’s probably no God, now stop worrying and enjoy life” is another great one. Just one complete, memorable sentence.

  43. Trickster Goddess says

    I think the “3000+ versions” reference will be lost on most people. To them the bible is the bible is the bible.

    I didn’t realize that was toast until someone mentioned it. I thought it was a shroud of Turin type thing.

    I think the underwear thing is stupid. Who cares what style your underwear is as long as it is clean. Boxer, briefs or magic — no-one in public is ever going to see it anyway.

  44. mandrellian says

    01jack @ 50:

    Awful and embarrassing.

    Agreed. As if the last crop weren’t enough of a wake-up call. Did AA just ignore the criticism of the last few boards, or did they not receive it?

    Glen D @ 52:

    Done by committee, with each person’s pet put in.

    That’s entirely possible. I’ve seen more than a few websites/ads/album covers needlessly cluttered up by too much content – almost always to avoid offending somebody by the omission of their awesome idea.

    I might be harping a little here, but two things irritate the arsecheeks off me: shoddy/lazy/over-complex design (both graphic and product) and poor advertising. This board happens to be poor advertising and overly complex. The point of a billboard is to engage someone for, what, five seconds? Maybe a couple of minutes if you’re lucky – say if they’re at a red light or caught in traffic. If I had to look at this thing for 120 seconds while I waited for a green light, every second would make me like it less.

    Come on, AA, do some research please – or at least listen to peoples’ criticisms. My design teacher would’ve given me a C for this.

  45. otranreg says

    Are these two billboards targeted at the God of Good Punctuation and Writing Coherence? If they don’t, they still defy it pretty well.

  46. consciousness razor says

    The “Millions are good without God” (and similar) message is my favorite so far; the “There’s probably no God, now stop worrying and enjoy life” is another great one. Just one complete, memorable sentence.

    I agree. Not just that, but a sentence which is relevant and directed to some group in particular.

    These aren’t supposed to be generic signs promoting atheism, getting atheists involved in AA, or saying something like “fuck you, Christians/Mormons.” These are going to be in Charlotte, NC, ostensibly for the Democratic National Convention. But they clearly didn’t have convention-goers in mind when they made them, unless they think they ought to remind liberals or convention-goers that believing in Jesus toast or magic underwear is silly. So even if they fixed all the graphic design problems, there’d still be a fuckton of design problems with the message itself.

    I don’t know. Maybe they’re not totally incompetent. Maybe they just forgot who the audience is and/or what they wanted to say to them. Or maybe their dog ate the good billboard, which said or did something useful.

  47. chrisv says

    Billboard rage! Them that can, do. Them that can’t, give well-intentioned advice. Others just get snarky.

  48. christophburschka says

    I posit that it is not necessary to be able to design well in order to recognize a poor design when you see it…

  49. says

    From a graphics perspective the worst part of both of these is that there is far too much empty and thus wasted space. The Toast image has possibilities but first is too small and probably too vague a message. Remember with bill boards there is a very limited window of visibility considering how fast the average car is going by and hopefully how much the driver is looking at the road. Because of this the KISS principle is even more important than in other campaigns. For this reason the Mormon billboard fails in every conceivable way. It took me over a minute that the image was mocking someone in “magic underwear” and not a large yellow X looking at it on my monitor, in a car that’s too much time.

    At least the designer went with San-seraph. There is always a temptation to go with something fancier that is pretty but illegible. But once again this was a huge waste of space. It could have been used better with a larger font.

    From a marketing perspective… feel free to disagree with me on this one, but for this venue i think it’s better to spend the space endorsing Atheism as the product rather than spending most of the copy attacking the opposition something like “EMBRACE REASON” in bold or something similar…

    Just my ten cents.

  50. hockeybob says

    I wonder – is this why you skipped the pub crawl this past Saturday night?

    (I keed, I keed!)

    As for the billboards, I think they fulfill their objectives perfectly fine; they’re not meant for theists in the first place, as the AA has clearly stated.

    “Our billboards’ target audience is not religious people: the target audience is our fellow atheists, especially closeted atheists.”

  51. says

    You’d think so, but then they’d probably choose ComicSans.

    oh, don’t be silly. Atheists are smarter than that.

    They’ll choose a ComicSans lookalike with a different name, too many people don’t like ComicSans.

  52. says

    Them that can, do. Them that can’t, give well-intentioned advice. Others just get snarky.

    no, dear. those that can, get paid for it. Those that don’t want to pay those that can, create messes like this.

  53. ckitching says

    Sadly, if you took the messages from just the bottom line of that billboard, you’d have an effective message. The slogan, “Atheism: Simply Reasonable” is good and punchy and should be taking centre stage instead of being relegated to the corner in poorly contrasting colours. The rest is unnecessary.

  54. mandrellian says

    hockeybob @ 67

    As for the billboards, I think they fulfill their objectives perfectly fine; they’re not meant for theists in the first place, as the AA has clearly stated.

    “Our billboards’ target audience is not religious people: the target audience is our fellow atheists, especially closeted atheists.”

    Taking that into account, closeted atheists are in no lesser need of clear messages and good design than anyone else.

    -general comment-

    This board is unprofessional and vague from both a marketing and design standpoint. I know AA mightn’t have the funds for a multi-board campaign, but that’s no reason to attempt to cram half a dozen of your favourite talking points onto the one billboard – if anything, limited budget should be motivation to be as clear and concise as possible. And the less said about the colour pallette used the better. Black and brown and grey does not say “Look over here at this great positive message of belonging and support!”, it says “Very Serious Stuff Here. Feel free to gawp at the bright orange Hooters billboard down the road.” Plus the Jesus-toast will not be an obvious “get” for everyone – some people don’t spend much time online catching up with the latest religious silliness. Finally, it seems more of an attack on Christianity than a shout-out to closeted atheists. If the intention is to advertise a safe space for non-believers, this board is unclear on that. It says “Religion is silly and hateful! Join the AA!” Why? Do you guys do more than just identify the most obvious flaws in Christianity?

    We here on the webs have the luxury of being able to stare at this board as long as we want and appreciate its message fully – and then to read statements by its creators explaining its intent. If I had only a handful of seconds to take this board in as I drove by I don’t know if I’d be able to read everything on the left hand side (the formatting and syntax there is, um, less than ideal as well). My take-home might well be “It wants me to join American Atheists? Why? Because of 30,000 Truths and Jesus-toast?”

    TD;DR: The fact that so many people are discussing/arguing over this board’s message, target, intent, design and grammar speaks very loudly to the fact that it is in fact potentially very ineffective. To stop being charitable, I’ll add, again, vague, cluttered and unattractive.

    Honestly, the AA needs to think a little harder about how it spends its marketing money.

  55. carlie says

    How about “Which religion is right?” on one side, “Atheism” on the other?

    Well, I already licked the one you just gave mythbri

    And that just increased its value, you know.

    Watch out for the inevitable clones being created from that sample.

  56. says

    Seriously, I mean WTH? Silverman is a nice guy, although in person he comes across as a kid alone in a toy store with dad’s credit card, but these billboards are just going from bad to worse.

    Which part of “it takes a car half a second to zoom past this, so make your message short and memorable” is so hard for AA to understand?

  57. Rey Fox says

    How about “Which religion is right?” on one side, “Atheism” on the other?

    Meh, assumes that atheism is a religion. I would prefer “They Can’t All Be Right” next to a bunch of religious symbols, then “They Can All Be Wrong” by some empty space.

  58. Rey Fox says

    but these billboards are just going from bad to worse.

    Actually, it seems like the only good thing people have to say about this one is that it’s better than the one with the slave on it.

  59. carlie says

    Meh, assumes that atheism is a religion.

    Ah, I see, looks like the right side answers the left side. I was going for the concept of what you said instead.

  60. says

    “Our billboards’ target audience is not religious people: the target audience is our fellow atheists, especially closeted atheists.”

    in that case, the sniping at assorted religions is entirely useless anyway. it really should just be “Atheism: Simply Reasonable”

  61. strange gods before me ॐ says

    Billboard rage! Them that can, do. Them that can’t, give well-intentioned advice. Others just get snarky.

    hehehe! Source derogation.

    I gave you well intentioned advice. You didn’t want to hear it: “I’ll be happy to point you toward another organization which makes somewhat less shitty billboards: http://www.americanhumanist.org/ If you switch your donations, you’ll amplify your efficacy.”

    +++++

    they’re not meant for theists in the first place, as the AA has clearly stated.

    “Our billboards’ target audience is not religious people: the target audience is our fellow atheists, especially closeted atheists.”

    Well yeah.

    A lot of theists are suckers too, but if you want the suckers who’ll donate money to AA, you gotta target atheists.

    Still, they could be more successful if they’d break out of this rut.

  62. says

    If they are using those fancy new electronic billboards where the image changes every few seconds, I think the billboards need to have a lot less on them. Print billboards you might see dozens of times if you drive by it every day. The electronic ones you might only see once for a few seconds (while you’re also keeping your eyes on the road), depending on how many other billboards are in the rotation. How about just a big “Join us…” above Atheists.org which takes up most of the billboard.

    BTW PZ: The “Switch to our mobile site” at the bottom of the page is a malformed link and generates an error.

  63. says

    The only thing good I can say is that it’s so ugly and unreadable that perhaps no one will notice it reads like an angry undergrad who just discovered The God Delusion last week.

  64. McC2lhu saw what you did there. says

    It’s just a coincidence, but just this week I had unveiled my billboard campaign called ‘American Atheists who don’t hire a professional, experienced designer: You’re not helping!’

  65. pipenta says

    Don’t like. As previous posters have pointed out, too much text, too busy, too confused.

    Don’t much care for the content. The toast thing, it seems to me, is just adolescent snark and reinforces some unfortunate stereotypes about atheists.

    There’s nothing wrong with comic sans, it is just trendy to trash it. It is not the most elegant font, but it can be very functional. There are scores of fonts that are worse that you never hear about.

    The serifs exist to lead your eyes along the page, the serifs like the trunks and tails of a line of marching elephants. So if you have a body of text, it is REALLY annoying to have to read a sans serif font. But you can squeeze more text in a small space in, say Helvetica than you can with Times New Roman, so we see a lot of text on labels and posters without serifs.

    On a billboard, you don’t need serifs. But if you have enough room you might choose to use one. You would not use comic sans because it really wants to be purple or pink and to announce the meeting of the cat ladies crochet club.

    My idea for a billboard is thus:

    Overall billboard is black, the black of space, it turns out.

    the top half of a photo of Earth from space fills the bottom half of the frame. Large headline in bold centered above the domelike shape of the planet: GET REAL

    in smaller text below that: There are matters HERE that require your attention.

    And then the website address.

    I rather fancy a garamondy sort of font. Could just be from years of using computers that actually work. But keep it simple and elegant. We aren’t selling product, but we are trying to sell an idea. Representing atheism with the toast billboard is like showing up for a job interview in Birkenstocks and pajama bottoms.

    I would rather not have the subtext be that atheists are tacky, petty and not too sharp.

  66. eliott1 says

    I’m not a genius with billboard messaging so from my perspective I’ll leave the critique to others. However I am very good with money so for me the only issue in my view is does it work and how is that result quantified? What is the return on the inverstment? If the people that spent the money that commissioned that billboard can’t answer those questions and get a quantifiable result then that is a questionable business decision. I have strong views about that. And, if money continues to be spent on a questionable return on investment, that in and of itself is a more significant issue than a billboard.

  67. gragra, something clever after the comma says

    Holy crap, that’s bad. what is the matter with these guys? How hard is it for them to find someone who can design a decent billboard? All those browns….

  68. says

    Hows about an open vetting process, or run it by the FTB bloggers in the way a company does external as well as internal audits? Obviously the final decisions are made by

    A: the wrong people

    B: too few people

  69. says

    I think this is uglier than the last one, at least from a visual standpoint. The one PZ has posted has way too much going on in it. Overall I feel like this is pretty much a carbon copy of the last thread. I am just waiting for Silverman to say that they are a success because they are getting media interviews due to them and ignore all criticism, again. Anything involving atheism in the public sphere seems to get press, that is the easy part and hardly a good measure of how successful a campaign actually is. But billboards are not just about getting press attention, you want actual people to take notice, maybe even think a little bit, and check out your website. I do not think that will happen with these designs.

  70. David Marjanović says

    “Sadistic god”? That’s an argument for misotheism, not for atheism.

    I hate that.

    “Atheism: No god. No graphic designer, either.”

    Ni dieu, ni dessinateur, ni maître !!!

    *carefully hides Jadehawk under the desk*

    I’d have gone with:

    Christianity: Zombie Uprisings // Atheism: Simply Reasonable

    I might even include chapter & verse for the claims about the religions, they don’t take up much space.

    Definitely! Few people would get the connection otherwise.

    Well, as an atheist organisation, a sans-seraph font is a given.

    You, however, get one internet taken away.

    *hands Internet right back to Brownian*

    Pick Hell, for fucks sake – the most hateful doctrine ever espoused. Pick Original Sin. Pick Pat Robertson!

    Again, these are arguments for miso-, not for atheism.

    the “There’s probably no God […]” is another great one.

    The German version of that works much better than the English one, alas: it’s ES GIBT _ KEINEN GOTT (“there is no god”), with MIT AN SICHERHEIT GRENZENDER WAHRSCHEINLICHKEIT crammed (in 3 lines or so) into the space where I put the underscore. That means “with probability that borders on certainty”; it’s a fixed phrase that is fairly common in some technical contexts, and unfortunately it lacks an English equivalent. :-(

    no, dear. those that can, get paid for it. Those that don’t want to pay those that can, create messes like this.

    Can’t be said often enough.

    I would prefer “They Can’t All Be Right” next to a bunch of religious symbols, then “They Can All Be Wrong” by some empty space.

    We have a winner.

  71. says

    There are scores of fonts that are worse that you never hear about.

    that’s because people don’t abuse them so regularly. You don’t see design n00bs trying to “friendly” things up with Giddyup or trying to convince you they’re being “retro” just by adding Hobo nearly often enough to warrant non-internal criticism.

    OTOH, the abuse of Papyrus, Lithos, and the “ugly handwriting” fonts is nearly as tragic as the ComicSans abuse, and insufficiently widespread.

  72. pipenta says

    @dysomniak, darwinian socialist,

    Yep, that’s one ugly chapstick package. Don’t like that style of cartoon and there are kerning issues.

    Thankfully, it is very small, not like a billboard. I don’t believe I’ve ever purchased a chapstick based on the font choice. I’m more interested in the scent and, sometimes, the sunblock.

    Perhaps that ugly design is intentional. Perhaps if you flinch every time you look at your chapstick, you will be less likely to throw it in your pocket and then forget about it until you pull your clothes out of the dryer.

  73. shades says

    I’m a graphic designer, and knowing how the AA billboards have been historically, I’d be leery of taking the job if offered — the string of failures makes me suspect a Client From Hell.

    I can picture the meetings that lead to this all too easily: “But THIS idea is important, too!” “We have to include X” “And Y! Because it’s my pet peeve!” “OOOH, TOAST! THAT’LL GET ‘EM WHERE THEY LIVE!” Add in a few extra “Can’t you *just* add this one little line…” and pretty soon the designer gives up and heads to the liquor store.

    There’s this unfortunate idea that designers are only hired for our pixel pushing skills and not our actual skills and marketing knowledge, see. It can be an uphill battle against the client, who is fighting against their own best interests.

    Clearly we need to market ourselves better. :P

  74. gravityisjustatheory says

    Captaintripps
    13 August 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Is pareidolia of religious figures in toast even something most Christians or fencesitters will recognize?

    From personal experience, it’s certainly not something that anyone considered important or meaningful.

    When I was a Christian, I never heard anyone bring up Toast-Jesii as reasons for faith.

    I didn’t know or meet anyone who would have thought an image of Jesus on toast was any more significant that (for example) a cloud that looked like a cat riding a bicycle, and people who did think like that.

    People who did think such things were Important (invariably forigners reported on the And Finally section of the news) were AFAIK seen as sill.

    But then, I was in a relatively liberal Church of England church. (Also, insert disclaimer about anecdata).

  75. says

    I didn’t even recognize the toast as toast until it was pointed out, and I’m not speeding by at 65 mph.

    I used to do ad layout for a paper. There was nothing quite like the feeling of coming up with a striking, eye-catching design that matched the theme of the sale or client, that led the eye through the various points, only to have them reject the proof and ask for a box with a black border filled with text without even a heading.

    Or when they would come in just at deadline and hand you their “camera-ready” ad, straight out of their dot-matrix printer.

  76. Tenebras says

    Their graphic designer needs to stop using web banners for billboards. Or alternately, AA needs to stop demanding web banners when they’re going to put it on a billboard.

  77. says

    #100

    I’m a graphic designer, and knowing how the AA billboards have been historically, I’d be leery of taking the job if offered — the string of failures makes me suspect a Client From Hell.

    Oy… As an Illustrator with adequate graphics skills, I’ve had those clients too. “The right is on our side” are the worst ESPECIALLY if its a cause you believe in. They have a bad tendency to use up their “store credit” way too quickly. I had to do a work twice once they nitpicked my original version so much.

  78. carlie says

    A post by Stephanie Zvan just reminded me that there are actually AA billboards that are really well-designed.

    Actually, those are terrible too. Condescending and sneering and definitely with a superior tone, and the only response they’ll get is “NO IT ISN’T”.

  79. says

    As a means of procrastinating the design work I’m supposed to be doing, I made this. In hindsight, it should have been green or red, not blue, but I accidentally deleted the vector-file and I can’t be bothered to recreate it.

    Anyway, I think “keep it simple” works a lot better, visually. So do bright-but-not-garish colors.

  80. dysomniak, darwinian socialist says

    But Jadehawk, how will you convince anyone without including half a dozen loosely connected talking points shoddily distilled to a few words each? I think your sign needs a bulleted list. And maybe some animated GIFs.

  81. says

    And maybe some animated GIFs.

    animated smileys, actually. People should not be able to tell the difference between American Atheists’ billboards and the Rapture Ready forums ;-)

  82. McC2lhu saw what you did there. says

    I thought the ‘you’re not alone’ billboards would have been the most effective. The people with doubts are looking for that nudge to get more information, and what better way to do so than to let them know there’s other people just like them doing the same thing.

  83. David Marjanović says

    Actually, those are terrible too. Condescending and sneering and definitely with a superior tone, and the only response they’ll get is “NO IT ISN’T”.

    And the last one, “You KNOW it’s a Myth”, sounds fucking desperate, before we even get to the ugly font.

    Damn, Jadehawk, that’s beautiful.

    Yes, but the gray may be a bit too light to be readable at high speed, given the relatively bright background.

    The sky-blue is fucking awesome. Not only is it beautiful, it takes the sky/heaven out of the magisterium of religion!!!

    animated smileys, actually. People should not be able to tell the difference between American Atheists’ billboards and the Rapture Ready forums ;-)

    Signatures with 15 animated smileys!!!

    I thought the ‘you’re not alone’ billboards would have been the most effective. The people with doubts are looking for that nudge to get more information, and what better way to do so than to let them know there’s other people just like them doing the same thing.

    Jadehawk managed to put all this into a single word: “Join”.

  84. says

    I disagree on part of that. These ads are targeted: they’re aimed specifically at the nones who are sitting in church pews, not really believing, but just going along with the charade. So “You know it’s a myth” is a good slogan to wake up that subset.

    Unfortunately, where it fails is in looking really unattractive. Yeah, I don’t believe in this stupid church stuff, but why should I go to the atheists, and swap kitschy Catholic iconography for graphic arts ineptitude? They need to do a better job of focusing on why you should be an atheist.

  85. says

    My suggestion:
    Since the target of these billboards is the president election, I suggest the following billboard with three figures:

    1) A figure of John Quincy Adams putting his hands upon the Book of America’s Constitution ( or Constitutional Rights?); Below the figure, the words: “In “He” we and the atheists thrust”
    2) A figure of pastor/priest putting his hands over the Bible – A Foreign Book not American; below, the words: “ He (This) is wrong”
    3) And at the right side a fat politician putting his hands over a Book “Corporations – Power and Money”; bellow, the words: “He (This) is wrong”

    A second billboard could be a well dressed politician saying to a dirt worker: “You shall eat bread by the sweat of thy face”. And above him the words about what he is actually thinking: “this is for you, not for me” And the title: “How politicians uses religions”

    What do you think about?

  86. John Phillips, FCD says

    Jadehawk, awesome, and I love the blue background. My only minor criticism, like DM’s, is that the grey text might not be contrasty enough nor, IMO, are the ‘atoms/electrons’ clear enough. But that is just tweaks as the basic design is simple but classy.

  87. David Marjanović says

    So “You know it’s a myth” is a good slogan to wake up that subset.

    Yes, “You know it’s a myth” would be good. But “You KNOW it’s a Myth” looks desperate. It looks like the person who says it is trembling.

    How about: “You don’t really believe that.” Too long?

    1) A figure of John Quincy Adams putting his hands upon the Book of America’s Constitution ( or Constitutional Rights?); Below the figure, the words: “In “He” we and the atheists thrust”

    Incomprehensible. That doesn’t even change if you turn “in he” to “in him”.

    What’s so great about J. Q. Adams? How many people would even recognize his face???

    A Foreign Book not American

    *facepalm*

    a fat politician

    You’ve been sleeping for the last few decades. Politicians aren’t fat in America; the poor are.

    saying to a dirt worker: “You shall eat bread by the sweat of thy face”.

    Hasn’t actually happened in at least 100 years.

    (Also, you switch grammars in mid-sentence.)

    And above him the words about what he is actually thinking: “this is for you, not for me” And the title: “How politicians uses religions”

    Waaay too much text, and inaccurate as well.

    nor, IMO, are the ‘atoms/electrons’ clear enough.

    …though, frankly, that logo is silly twice over anyway.