I’m going to do it anyway.
I know what you hope to do: you want to evangelize to the heathen and win more souls for the Lord. At the same time, you’d like to save money, because as we all know, Jesus wants his followers to be prosperous and rich. How can you do both at the same time?
Easy. Here’s a great way to save on tips and proselytize at the same time!
Your waiter will love you for trying so hard to get him or her into heaven.