The Great Beard debate is still going strong, and this ought to clinch it for the beard side: how can you deny the puissance of a majestic beard when you look on Darwin’s nobly hirsute face?

Case closed! Boo-yah!

Now I am a fair-minded and magnanimous person, so I thought I would give the naked-cheeked ones a chance to rebut. I was sent this video:

Hmmm, fascinating…so beardless men compare their lack to sexual inadequacy, and find it amusing? It is not surprising that they’re being crushed in the vote.