Acanthoplus discoidalis
But there’s something really special about this insect.
To become unpalatable, the insects squirt toxic blood out of gaps in their body and make themselves sick by throwing up food they’ve just eaten.
Isn’t that neat-o?
(via Colin Hanbury)
Mission accomplished. I know I’m no longer hungry.
Nature can be so inspiring sometimes…
An intricate imagined predator prey relationship
A play in one scene
Protagonists:
Pious Predator
Philosophical Prey
Scene 1
A desert.
Predator stumbles upon prey.
Pious Predator: “Praised be the Lord for guiding me toward such a splendid and blessed meal!
Haha you crunchy locust, say your prayers and prepare to meet your maker since it’s dinnertime!
Philosophical Prey: Don’t eat me, I am the savior, your Lord made flesh!
Pred: I don’t believe you.
Prey: Wanna see?
Prey starts bleeding vigorously.
Pred: doubtful: It couldn’t be… Stigmata of the Lord?
determined: That doesn’t prove anything! As a false prophet, raw and bloody as you are, repent. Then the allmighty Lord in all His glory may forgive you for the sins of you and your kind.
Prey throws up.
Prey: Indeed I am only a small sinner, as are we all. But see the Lord has stuck me and my (retches) kind with the curse of blood so poisonous, it even poisons ourselves.
Pred: I see. A very logical explanation for your throwing up. And consistent with the scripture, with my vicious God. Then live with your curse mere sinner and repent!
Pred off
Prey to himself: What luck that I get sick when they say “kind”…
My wife does that when I’m feeling romantic. It never works, though. I think it’s sexy.
I’m a couple hundred pages into Dawkins’ “Ancestor’s Tale” right now… can’t wait to start meeting up with these guys! I gotta admit, it’s got me looking at animals in a different light. Like– “hi, cousin” LOL
Speaking of predators, prey and vomit-inducing situations:
Ratzi was the main guy behind JPII’s sustained attack on liberation-theology priests in Latin America and elsewhere. He went to great lengths to root them out, even as the church was using the excuse of the worldwide priest shortage to explain why pedo priests weren’t being kicked out of the priesthood. (Maybe if he hadn’t gone after good priests like Hans Küng and Jacques Gaillot, the priest shortage wouldn’t be so bad.)
I was so going to eat one until I found that out.
insects rule.
I personally like the “thick, acrid pancake of dead and moribund crickets…” quote myself.
They are, um, like, the vultures or komodo dragons of the insect world, like. The natural world is so gleefully disgusting, and I love it! (Who knows what I have eaten while drunk camping, sitting by the campfire in the dead of night.)
Also: JonD you got it!
It doesn’t exactly look palatable in any sense, but I suppose that if I were starving I’d give it a whack. That is, until the whole “oozy toxic blood” shebang.
Also, #5 gets it. Oh, and @#9: best phrasing ever: “The natural world is so gleefully disgusting”
Chris Hegarty
http://hegartyblog.wordpress.com
Sounds like a good line of research for creationist Prof Andy McIntosh, when he’s finished with mimicking the bombadier beetle’s antics.
O sweet! They are blood squirting, vomiting cannibals!
HJ
That is so effin’ metal!
So to avoid being eaten, it lies in its own waste.
This behavior is called reflex bleeding.
Pardon the link to the Daily Mail, but these photos of dew-kissed insects are sublime!
Nice cricket, but I like Jerry’s albino squirrel better.
Brownian @17,
wow, you’re not kidding. As an aspiring but rather crap macrophotographer, I am in awe. In fact, as I type these words I am kowtowing all Wayne & Garth-like, chanting We are not worthy!
If you’re quick you can crunch them up and swallow them before they accomplish this.
Sounds like the first step on the path to the acid blood of the Aliens.
Now that would look great on my hearth!