Don’t pay for Crazy Uncle Ratzi’s pointless tour


Look: the Pope is a crank figure, the head of a weird religious cult who promotes weird ideas, such as that condoms promote the spread of AIDS or more lately, opposes legislation to promote equality. He’s a nasty old bigot from an insignificant municipality who gets far more attention than he deserves.

Now he’s going to be visiting the UK. That’s fine; anyone, even irrelevant old coots, ought to be able to vacation where they please. However, this is being treated as a state visit and the British government is plunking down £20 million for the dubious privilege of having a weird geezer in a dress pretend to be speaking for an imaginary man in the sky to a gullible public. The guy has plenty of money of his own — he should pay for his own damn junket. Or the Catholic churches in England that want his attention should be the ones to cough up.

Speak up against the papal boondoggle. The National Secular Society has a petition — get on it.

Comments

  1. Brian says

    Whoa! Hey, UK, have me come visit instead! I’ll only charge £2 million and my dress will be much more stylish!

  2. Andreas Johansson says

    It’s decidedly annoying how the Vatican is a state or a religious institution as it suits them.

    Maybe we can bribe/blackmail Silvio to bulldoze the place? I hear Rome needs more parking lots anyway.

  3. Vole says

    I’ve signed.
    Some people have started calling him Ratty, but Ratty was a sympathetic character in “The Wind in the Willows” (actually a water vole).
    I prefer to call him the Bigot of Rome.

  4. Psalmotoxin says

    Couldn’t agree more, signed up yesterday! Not many people would have that much money spent on them by the British government just to turn up in drag and spout such bile as usually exits his mouth. I mean the guy has imaginary friends – the British tax payers are paying for a delusional old man to preach stupidity!

  5. Richard Eis says

    Ugh, of all the things we could be spending that money on…

    Signed up. I’m not generally enamoured of the popes but this guy is a clueless bigot.

  6. Andreas Johansson says

    Some people have started calling him Ratty, but Ratty was a sympathetic character in “The Wind in the Willows” (actually a water vole).

    Conversely, my sister calls her plush rat Ratzinger.

    (She’s also got a plush rabbit called Mr Mutilator.)

  7. ianmhor says

    I prefer the “Gnome of Rome” – alliterates better.

    Anyways this is a man of God how could he possible be a bigot! ;) .

    PJ2 had the slight possibility of a glimmer of humanity but this guy – empty.

  8. https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawm0TFqECSBiAvCN2xlbKiyEkKFLc6E4a9I says

    Wonder if they will put him through a body scanner, you could hide a lot of stuff under that dress.

  9. Facehammer says

    Where’s he going? I think my box of eggs has got an appointment with his leering old mug.

  10. negentropyeater says

    £20 mill. for a state visit for the head of a state with 826 inhabitants ? That’s more than £24000 per inhabitant !

    Something in the order of £826 would seem more appropriate. The UK Govt could pay his return ticket from the airport to central London, one night in a hotel around Leicester square, a meal for two in one of the restaurants, and a few pints of cold lagger in one of the nice gay bars in Soho.

  11. davem says

    @3: Surely, it’s ‘Rahtzi’, to rhyme with ‘Nazi’.

    Maybe we can get an international arrest warrant for enablement of paedophilia? Probably not, since he’s a protected species as a diplomat, but at least the publicity might be good?

  12. marcushill says

    @7: ‘I prefer the “Gnome of Rome” – alliterates better.’

    I hate to be pedantic*, but it doesn’t alliterate at all, it rhymes.

    *This is a lie. Pedantry makes me feel warm inside.

  13. ianmhor says

    marcushill #16: Fair cop! Early in the morning having shovelled far too much snow – brain still needs to warm up. (I’ll let pedantry off this time as I’m just plain wrong :-))

  14. vanharris says

    Instead of calling him ‘the Pope’, how about referring to him as ‘the pope’s nose’?

  15. https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkmoTXRDh3b06GCmkfnmt5WyMEOpVtamO0 says

    I prefer the nice and simple “Herr Ratzinger”.

  16. Moggie says

    Modest proposal: cap spending on state visits proportionately to the population of the state in question. So if, say, we spent 20 mill on a visit by Obama (US population: 300M), the cost of a state visit by the head of the Holy See (population: 826) should be about 55 quid.

  17. Gladsmuir says

    I’m no fan of the pope and certainly disagree with the vast majority of his expressed veiws and Vatican policy in general, his recent statements on the British law proposals regarding equality are a case in point. He should keep his mouth shut and mind his own business.

    However IMHO, if this is a state visit it should be treated like any other and the security bill paid in the conventional way so I disagree with the petition. I’m not keen on China or Isreal because of some of their policies but that’s no reason for their heads of state not to visit and direct dialogue made. One could argue about the relevancy of the Papal state or whether it should exist but that is the reality.

    @davem #15
    The guy might be a complete bastard but I think the “Nazi” label, even implicitly, is below the belt.

  18. Matt Penfold says

    However IMHO, if this is a state visit it should be treated like any other and the security bill paid in the conventional way so I disagree with the petition. I’m not keen on China or Isreal because of some of their policies but that’s no reason for their heads of state not to visit and direct dialogue made. One could argue about the relevancy of the Papal state or whether it should exist but that is the reality.

    There is a convention for state visits that the visiting head of state does not publicly comment on the internal affairs of the host country for the duration of the visit.

    I presume therefore you will demand the Pope not criticise UK equality laws during his visit.

  19. latsot says

    @Gladsmuir:

    However IMHO, if this is a state visit it should be treated like any other and the security bill paid in the conventional way so I disagree with the petition. I’m not keen on China or Isreal because of some of their policies but that’s no reason for their heads of state not to visit and direct dialogue made. One could argue about the relevancy of the Papal state or whether it should exist but that is the reality.

    The situation is slightly different. The pope is using his status as a senior religious figure in an attempt to manipulate laws in another state.

  20. Draken says

    The problem seems to be that most countries recognise the Vatican as a sovereign country, which is not of this time. As long as they do so, they’re probably bound by international law (or their own laws) to treat the Pope as a head of state (is my legally untrustworthy assessment of the situation, correct me if you will).

  21. Walton says

    Maybe we can get an international arrest warrant for enablement of paedophilia? Probably not, since he’s a protected species as a diplomat, but at least the publicity might be good?

    There is just so much wrong with this sentence.

    It is absolutely impossible to obtain an arrest warrant for the Pope in a British court, because, as a serving head of state, he enjoys “immunity ratione personae” in international law. Immunity ratione personae means that the senior officials of a state (the head of state, head of government, foreign minister and so on) are immune from the jurisdiction of the courts of other states. In the UK, this is enshrined in the State Immunity Act 1978.

    Furthermore, I don’t know what you mean by an “international arrest warrant”. There is certainly no international tribunal with jurisdiction over allegations of paedophilia (or enablement thereof), nor is it classified as an “international crime” in international law. The category of international crimes (which fall within the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court) is a very restricted one: it refers to war crimes, genocide, crimes against humanity, state torture, and crimes of aggression. Child molestation is not an international crime; it’s an ordinary crime under national law and would be tried in a national court.

  22. Ellie says

    Gladsmuir @21

    As others have pointed out, if he was visiting as the head of state of Vatican City you’d have a point, but he’s not. He’s visiting as the head of a religion only 8% of his host country actually believe in (16% in Scotland).

    Also, I suspect there would be a similar outcry if a visiting head of state was promoting similar damaging practices around the world and responsible for as much harm. The only exception being if the diplomatic visit was likely to prevent such harms in the future.

    If he daft enough to comment on our governance and attempt to prevent anti discrimination legislation just before he arrives he only has himself to blame if what he actually does is stir up a hornet’s nest.

  23. Ellie says

    Incidentally, it’s not like we English don’t have a history of sticking it to the Pope, what did he expect?!

  24. Slugsie says

    I say we take the opportunity for some observational science. Feed him a large does of laxatives, take him to a nearby woods, and wait. Then we will know once and for all if Popes really do shit in the woods. Or is it bears? Either way, still sounds like fun.

    (BTW Signed yesterday)

  25. CaseyAllan says

    I just tried to sign but it looks like my company has access to the site blocked.

    Will sign when I get home though.

  26. Gladsmuir says

    @Abstruseoddity

    I agree. I don’t think theocracies are legitimate either but breaking off diplomatic relations will all of them unilaterally would certainly not be in a secular country’s interests. Sorry, I guess I’m a bit too pragmatic. ;o)

    @Matt Penfold

    I certainly will not demand he doesn’t critise UK interal policy during his visit. If he does, I will sit back and smaugly watch the political fallout. ;o)

    @latsot

    I agree. As I said, he should mind his own business.

  27. Walton says

    Apologies if I sounded needlessly snarky and/or condescending at #26. I had to stay up most of the night to write an essay, and haven’t finished my coffee yet.

  28. Truckle says

    /Signed

    The dudes car is awesome however, i think PZ should have one for his tour of Ireland.

  29. Gladsmuir says

    @Ellie #27

    As I said in my original post –

    “…[IF] this is a state visit…” [MY Emphasis].

    The news reports I read didn’t mention whether it was a state visit or not. If it isn’t as you say, I completely concur with you – he can fuck off back to Rome where he belongs. ;o)

  30. Miki Z says

    The news reports I read report that it is, in fact, a State visit, in contrast to the ‘pastoral’ visit of PJPII.

  31. Rorschach says

    So it’s a state visit.
    And he’s going to tell Mr Brown that we can’t have them homos working for the catholic church, so please make the bad law go away, or else we’re going to steal even more anglicans from you !

    And Mr Brown is happily paying for the privilege. Sweet.

  32. ianmhor says

    Even if it is a state visit. Is it not a good thing to raise this point just to indicate strongly that the idea of a religion as a state is a bit much for the 21st century?

    Won’t change anything but will give voice to a reasonable and rational displeasure.

  33. Moggie says

    #31:

    I agree. I don’t think theocracies are legitimate either but breaking off diplomatic relations will all of them unilaterally would certainly not be in a secular country’s interests.

    Yes, it could be dangerous: the Catholics have missals.

  34. ianmhor says

    Moggie #39 & Gladmuir 40:

    Thanks for that! Lightens the day!

    The inventive humour of this place excels.

  35. Moggie says

    #36:

    And Mr Brown is happily paying for the privilege. Sweet.

    Brown is unlikely to still be in power at the time. But don’t expect his successor to give papa the cold shoulder: the Tories have recently announced their intention to create the biggest expansion in the number of “faith schools” since the 19th century.

  36. MadScientist says

    Of course it’s a State visit; the pope is still the Imperator Romanus. I’m sure the Britons have accorded state honors to far more despicable people. Hmm … let’s see … what despots have visited the UK in the past 50 years?

  37. MadScientist says

    @Moggie: I think I have a Roman Missal somewhere; it must be pretty old by now so I guess it should be decommissioned. Then again for all I know it’s already been feeding god’s hordes of boll weevils and silverfish.

  38. alistair.coleman says

    Joined 7,108 other signatures.

    Take your fear of women and gays somewhere else, Ratzi.

  39. Strangest brew says

    #43

    “the Tories have recently announced their intention to create the biggest expansion in the number of “faith schools” since the 19th century.’

    Ahh! yes the faith schools they said were a political shenanigan foisted by a labour party eager for religious votes…then they found out the actual savings for the tax payer and all of a sudden they were the bees knees of public/private initiative…

    There is also an element of Dickensian envy being stroked there…Faith schools administered by the local councils will receive extra funding by local bizzyness…who apparently will get the pick of the crop year on year.

  40. Gladsmuir says

    After reading the posts again I think I’ve changed my mind – 20 million is a small price to pay to stop Slugsie (#29) kidnapping an old man and force feeding him laxatives in remote woodlands.

    Some of us might be athiests but that doesn’t mean we have the God-given right to behave like Christian Fundamentalists. ;o)

  41. Timord says

    Ratzi should pay for his own tour. He has plenty of money and since he has no intention of giving it to the poor and staving of the world, he should pay his own way. Don’t hold your breath though!

  42. rwtwm says

    Thanks for picking up on this PZ. I thought you might have done. I’d hope for all UK visitors to this board (at the very least) to get behind this.

  43. Moggie says

    Hehe, there can’t be many blogs where the regulars actually hope to see the blogger arrested!

  44. negentropyeater says

    I’m sure the Britons have accorded state honors to far more despicable people. Hmm … let’s see … what despots have visited the UK in the past 50 years?

    Here is a list of inwards state visits to the UK for the past 55 years.

    The most obvious example of despot visiting the UK on a state visit is that of Mobutu in Dec 73.

    And no to #48, Pinochet never got that honour.

  45. Andreas Johansson says

    I prefer Pope Panzerfaust (somebody here coined that one.

    Is that supposed to be an ironic twist on his old nickname “Panzerkardinal”?

  46. davem says

    The guy might be a complete bastard but I think the “Nazi” label, even implicitly, is below the belt.

    You’re right, it was below the belt. I recently learned that the catholic priest who whipped my father as a child of 7 until his back was running with blood did all the damage above the belt. Good for him. You’ll have to forgive my not feeling over-charitable to the current chief bastard enabler.

  47. Truckle says

    And no to #48, Pinochet never got that honour.

    Ah true, he was never granted an official state visit whilst he was head of Chile but he pubically visited Margaret Thatcher on a few occasions having personal visits to number 10 and was generally (no pun intended) very pally with the conservatives for being our ally during the Falklands.

  48. AJ Milne says

    …anyone, even irrelevant old coots, ought to be able to vacation where they please…

    While I’m with you in principle, I couldn’t help, reading this, thinking: wasn’t there some US jurisdiction or other where sex offenders were required by law upon moving into an area to notify the residents of their presence?

    I mean, considering Ratzinger’s involvement and that of his organization in certain criminal matters of late, it seems to me maybe this could be considered. Y’know… Sure, he can visit, provided he warns people in the area personally, see…

    (/’Kay, so actually it’s just the image that amuses me. Some shopgirl opens the door and there’s this guy in red Prada shoes, wearing a mitre, looking a bit hangdog: ‘Hullo,’ he sez. ‘I am required by law to notify you that I’ll be in the area for a few days… and I’m the Pope.’)

  49. Moggie says

    #60:

    ‘I am required by law to notify you that I’ll be in the area for a few days… and I’m the Pope.’

    ‘By the way… nobody fucks with the Jesus’.

  50. bbgunn071679 says

    Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom @63:

    I would have used that, too, but I fear the wrath of Lucas and his copyright lawyers.

  51. Louis says

    If Papa Ratzi (Der Katholischekirchenubergruppenfuhrer) wants to come to sainted Albion, let him.

    If he wants to spout his usual brand of Dark Age waffle covered Bronze Age bollocks, let him.

    If he wants to be protected from some legitimately irate person heaving a brick at him, let him…..pay for it his fucking self!*

    He can afford it after all.

    Louis

    *Oh I know, I know, he’s a head of state, it’s not the done thing to allow heads of state to, you know, suffer the consequences of their words and deeds. Unless of course they are a naughty head of state which we have previously, say, funded, armed, set up and supported. In which case we should hang them. And this isn’t anti-catholic bias, it’s anti-scumbag bias. If the sets of “offical catholic doctrine” and “kiddy fiddling subset of priesthood” overlap with the set of “scumbag”, then it’s hardly MY fault now is it?

  52. David Marjanović says

    Maybe we can bribe/blackmail Silvio to bulldoze the place?

    If you can convince him he can afford a two-front war against Poland and Bavaria…

    Surely, it’s ‘Rahtzi’, to rhyme with ‘Nazi’.

    Nope. tz is long and is preceded by a short vowel, z is short and is preceded by a long vowel (or a consonant).

    (By “long vowel” I do mean literally long vowels.)

  53. Truckle says

    On a related note my Dad just had his first letter to the Daily Telegraph published…

    The Anglican Church could learn from the Pope’s strong message on equality law

    Why is it always a Roman Catholic who loudly voices the concerns of Christians?

    SIR – As an Anglican, I find myself asking why it always seems to be a senior Roman Catholic who verbalises our Christian concerns about the intrusion of MPs into our faith.

    Members of our congregations ask very difficult questions about the Church of England’s standpoint, so it is vital for us to hear from our leaders. The thunderous silence from Lambeth Palace is becoming worrying.

    Surely our senior prelates should exercise the courage of their faith and make a united stand in the face of such opposition to the Church’s teachings. No one in Parliament will listen until they do.

    Oy vey… *facepalm*

    I could tell him why, but I still love my dad even if I completely disagree with him on a lot of things, and I prefer our ‘don’t talk about it’ strategy we seem to have.

    Amusingly however the next letter is directly contradictory saying it is the anglican church that has bravely defied the government and the catholic church has been only mildly disagreeing and in fact agreeing with the sex education part of the bill…

  54. ryan says

    Does anyone know if the Pope is coming to Canada? Are we paying? Is there something like this set up for us? I’ve done a couple google searches but I might just be retarded this early.

  55. shonny says

    Paying for Ratzi the Nazi (Siegheil 2)to visit?
    They should pay the paedophile-protecting motherfucker to stay at home! Not much though, – say one token pence.

  56. K. E. Decilon says

    I have been referring to Herr Ratsinger as “Pope Benny the Umpteenth” for some time now.

  57. Tark says

    @70
    or Canadian? (Sorry, too easy ….)

    I heard Pope Benny was hanging with Tim Gunn these days and also trying to appear on Project Runway, or Launch My Line or Kiss My Rings and Shoes

    Tax Religion.
    Tark

  58. Miki Z says

    By the way, any US news about the ten Baptists who wanted to smuggle children out from Haiti and now are jailed there?

    It’s one of the things we’ve been talking about (though not for a little bit) over on the endless thread. There has been some U.S. coverage of it.

  59. malcanoid says

    This afternoon, it seems that the minister responsible for the Equalities Bill that old Ratzzi gets so upset about, has given in to him.
    The provisions that would have prevented the churches exercising their bigotry in employment matters were overthrown (with the help of Anglican bishops) in the House of Lords. Harriet Harman has announced she will not now be forcing the issue through the Lords.

    Rationalist Egalitarians 0 Bigotry Romana 1

  60. Die Anyway says

    “Look: the Pope is a crank figure, the head of a weird religious cult who promotes weird ideas,…”

    PZ, you have such a wonderful way with words. I’m luvin’ it.

  61. Stogoe says

    I prefer to call him Joey the Rat, myself.

    I say we take the opportunity for some observational science. Feed him a large does of laxatives, take him to a nearby woods, and wait. Then we will know once and for all if Popes really do shit in the woods.

    This would be really cruel, or really hilarious. Me, I’m betting it’s both.

  62. MolBio says

    Maybe we should pay to fly all religious leaders to one place, give them pointed sticks, and ask them to prove which is the one true faith. :p

  63. Sanction says

    AJ Milne @60

    While I’m with you in principle, I couldn’t help, reading this, thinking: wasn’t there some US jurisdiction or other where sex offenders were required by law upon moving into an area to notify the residents of their presence?

    I mean, considering Ratzinger’s involvement and that of his organization in certain criminal matters of late, it seems to me maybe this could be considered. Y’know… Sure, he can visit, provided he warns people in the area personally, see…

    In Minnesota at least, authorities are required to notify a neighborhood when certain sex offenders plan to move there. The sex offender is required to inform the authorities of his place of residence and any plans to relocate to a permissible area, but he is not required to personally provide the notification to the neighborhood.

    But someone like Ratzinger can end up on the sex-offender registry in Minnesota even if he doesn’t personally molest a child.

    “A personal shall register [as a sex offender] if:

    the person was charged with … conspiracy to commit … any of the following, and convicted of … that offense …

    [first-degree] criminal sexual conduct …”

    First-degree CSC is committed if a person engages in sexual penetration or sexual contact with a person under 13 years of age and the actor (the first person) is more than 36 months older than the victim.

    And conspiracy does not require that the underlying crime actually be committed.

  64. ~Pharyngulette~ says

    Louis @66

    If he wants to spout his usual brand of Dark Age waffle covered Bronze Age bollocks, let him.

    I’d just like to step out of the lurk-shadows for a moment to make my chortling known. Phrase above=WIN. It sounds like a new ice-cream treat: “Hey kids, it’s delicious dark-age waffle, smothered in bronze-age bollocks! Wow! Tell your friends!”

  65. cag says

    I refer to the spin doctor for superstition and head of the catholic pyramid scheme as Ratboy.

    There was a time when the catholics had such power over the populace that in order to protect their children, parents would indoctrinate their offspring with ridiculous, stupid, superstitious and injurious ideas to keep them from being killed by the adherents of a “loving” imaginary being. Our children are no longer subjected to this danger, except in some islamic countries, but the stupid indoctrination continues. For this alone the pope should be unconditionally and universally condemned.

  66. https://me.yahoo.com/hairychris444#96384 says

    Henry VIII is revolving in his grave right now… Yeah, he was a complete bastard, but he really screwed the catholic church over.

    I’m another fan of the ‘Pope Panzefaust’ monicker. Truely epic.

  67. Gregory Greenwood says

    I bitterly object to the idea that even one penny of my tax-pounds should be spent on this visit by a paedophile-protecting, misogynist, homophobia-spouting old git.

    What is worse, Pope Palpatine actually has the raw gall to try to subvert UK equality law (ably abetted by the travesty of Anglican bishops in the House of Lords), and our government promptly rolls over and lets the pseudo-sanctimonious old monster do it! What a wonderful day for British ‘democracy’.

    If the cretin must darken our shores to spout his bigoted garbage, then the obscenely rich Vatican can pay for the proceedings itself.

    Now, if Ratzi were promptly arrested upon his arrival for conspiracy to facilitate child abuse, that would be different. Unfortunately, this is a legal impossibility.

    A man can dream though, can’t he?

  68. AJ Milne says

    Sideways.

    All I have to say to this is: in the extremely technically demanding category of ‘almost painful, rib-splitting guffaws per character typed’, you have just shattered all previous records by at least a factor of four.

    (/Also, fortunately, I’d just finished my second martini before reading your comment, and so not only might this have helped, but no spillage ensued… Anyway, my point is: you’re cool with me.)

  69. No More Mr. Nice Guy! says

    @#26: International arrest warrants do exist, and were one of the issues that came up in the debate over Ireland’s (stupid and retarded) blasphemy law. In recent years a Jordanian court has issued an IAW against a Dutch filmmaker for blasphemy, and a Greek court has issued an IAW against an Austrian cartoonist for blasphemy. Since the Republic of Ireland now makes blasphemy a crime, it would pretty much be compelled to honor an IAW for blasphemy against one of its citizens and let them be dragged off to some Muslim hellhole prison.

  70. timrowledge says

    By odd coincidence, today is apparently the anniversary of the Papal massacre and pillage of Cesena – look on wikipedia under 1377 & Cesena for some info. They really do have the moral authority of their delightful deity, don’t they?

  71. tsg says

    @AJ Milne

    I appreciate the compliment and I’m also glad to hear that I wasn’t responsible for the spilling of a perfectly good martini. I don’t know if I could handle that.

  72. Rutee, Shrieking Harpy of Dooooom says

    @94: Missing the point. International Arrest Warrants exist. If one were made out for a *Head of State*, it would not be honored.

    So are you guys making the argument that Pope Palpatine can be put on a sex offender list. Yeah, probably, legally. But it would never happen no matter how strong the case one. And I’m not sure if there’s enough to prove such a thing happened beyond a reasonable doubt, much less the popeatine’s involvement.

  73. No More Mr. Nice Guy! says

    #98: you missed my point. Someone questioned whether IAW’s exist. They do. And I don’t think anyone here actually believes El Popo would be put on a sex offender list. Don’t be so literal-minded, leave that to the fundies.

  74. Knockgoats says

    I signed both the NSS and Downing Street petitions – but really, they should be calling for the UK to declare war on the self-styled “Holy See” for blatant interference in our internal affairs. If Ratfinger (my own preferred designation) or any of his subjects come here, they could then be held as PoWs.

    I don’t think there’s much chance of Berlusconi joining the anti-Papal front, though – he and Ratfinger are as thick as thieves.

  75. Sanction says

    No More @100

    And I don’t think anyone here actually believes El Popo would be put on a sex offender list.

    I certainly don’t. I was referring to someone like Ratzinger, or more accurately someone who does what some think Ratzinger’s done (authorized the relocation of rapist priests with knowledge that molestation would continue with new victims).

    But Rutee’s correct in one sense. Proving beyond a reasonable doubt the existence of an agreement to commit a crime, which is required for a conspiracy conviction, would be tough unless the parties involved were complete idiots.

  76. MadScientist says

    @negentropyeater: Thanks for the list. I’d have too look up some of those names; I just can’t remember them. Ceauscescu is another good one on the list.

    I envy the British – the upper class still lord it over them. In the USA we’re still working hard to achieve class segregation again, but corporate chiefs are winning. Just last year we handed out billions to irresponsibly managed banks, so I think that’s a fantastic start.

  77. FrankT says

    Pope Palpatine is the best. It’s alliterative (in the actual poetic sense), it’s geeky, and it’s insulting. Plus, he really does look and talk like the Emperor. And he live in Rome.

  78. MetzO'Magic says

    Since the Republic of Ireland now makes blasphemy a crime, it would pretty much be compelled to honor an IAW for blasphemy against one of its citizens and let them be dragged off to some Muslim hellhole prison.

    The long arm of the fatwah. I just hope poor PZed manages to last out the week here.

  79. Fred The Hun says

    British government is plunking down £20 million for the dubious privilege of having a weird geezer in a dress pretend to be speaking for an imaginary man in the sky to a gullible public.

    And you still find that odd?

    Religion convinced the world that there’s an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there’s 10 things he doesn’t want you to do or else you’ll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money! [George Carlin]

    I think we need a someone like Carlin to fuck with the Irish blasphemy laws.

  80. 'Tis Himself, OM says

    I haven’t decided if I prefer Pope Palpatine or Pope Benny Razi as a nom du dégoût.

  81. Marcus says

    Over 10,000 people have now signed the petition. But it is nowhere near enough. If you haven’t already, please get behind this because it feels like there’s a huge ground swell building up.

    Let’s make this a movement that the global media, the UK government and his evilness the pope can’t ignore.

    But most of all, let’s make it the start of a worldwide movement that says a very loud, simple and co-ordinated ‘no’ to the lies that this bastards stand for.

  82. illdoittomorrow says

    Sanction @ 102: I wouldn’t put it past at least a few of the Catholic hierarchy to be that stupid.

    Speaking of sex offenders and such… I wonder what the legal consequences of putting up “wanted” posters around, say, a venue Pope Palpatine is scheduled to appear at would be? I’m not familiar with England’s nasty libel laws.

  83. Kausik Datta says

    The visit to Ireland seems to be doing wonders for PZ’s brain. This statement is SO full of WIN:

    British government is plunking down £20 million for the dubious privilege of having a weird geezer in a dress pretend to be speaking for an imaginary man in the sky to a gullible public.

  84. Joffan says

    Does anyone have a link to the £20 million figure that explains how it is calculated?

    Current news seems to imply that the government is mostly only handling security costs (plus I guess their internal costs for ministers who want a chat with the head god-botherer). That could still be quite a large lump of money, of course, but it’s always good to keep the machinery in regular use.

  85. Nick says

    Jeez, listen to you guys. its not as if the Pope is the head of a large organisation that has been involved in genocide, torture, theft, oppression, physical, sexual and psychological abuse, destruction of cultures and languages, lieing, bribery, misinformation about health care…..

    Um, OK. I see your point.

    Mr Brown, tell him he is welcome to come to the UK, at the tax payers expense, if he formally apologies for the crimes that the Catholic Church has committed in the past, and demonstrates how he will ensure that the Catholic Church is going to ensure that they do not become involved in any further wrong-doing.

  86. Nick says

    And you know, the funny thing is, I’ve heard the Pope speaks very highly of PZ. Reads this blog religiously.

  87. Nineveh says

    I think that’s what Jesus used to charge for his travels across Israel.

    The “Pope” should be more ashamed of himself than he is. Then again, so should most people who peddle invisible friends while sitting on golden thrones.

  88. Kamaka says

    people who peddle invisible friends while sitting on golden thrones

    It’s unbelievable, really, that these shits do this over and over again, and keep getting away with it.

    “I know what gawd thinks!”

  89. DLC says

    Louis @ #66 ::. . .

    ” bronze age waffle covered bollocks”

    But I like waffles, Dammit!
    especially with bacon on the side.
    I’d like the pope on a rope. or at least on a perpwalk.

    PS:
    This just in: “Self-Help” scammer James Ray has been arrested in connection with the deaths of four people in a “Sweat lodge”.

  90. Moggie says

    Although, being a bleeding-heart liberal and all, I should say that there’s nothing wrong with being “a weird geezer in a dress”, particularly if it’s Eddie Izzard. I’d have no problem with Ratzi’s dressing up or his alternative sexuality if it weren’t for the more troubling things he does and stands for.

  91. https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkBSMeADPoPaKK-z3uWENxvLgXZ_yotY-I says

    I disagree with this petition. Whether or not I like the Pope is not even relevant. The Pope is a head of state, as such his visit to the UK is a state visit.

  92. Colin says

    The whole thing proves God does not exist.

    If Benny The Rat is the Vicar Of Christ, surely Christ would have chosen someone slightly more photogenic?

  93. Strangest brew says

    #113

    “if he formally apologies for the crimes that the Catholic Church has committed in the past,”

    Which will be the thing that will never occur before catolik hell freezes over!
    It was all their sky fairies will after all.

    “and demonstrates how he will ensure that the Catholic Church is going to ensure that they do not become involved in any further wrong-doing”

    But that “violates natural law”.

    This bunch of bozos have no intention of growing up to be rational human beings…the catolik dogma is perfect cover for the insane, the mentally retarded, the fantasist, the incompetent, the bitter, the incapable,the inadequate,the sexually dysfunctional, the deeply ignorant, the sycophantic, the paedophile, the bully, the liar, the abuser, the bigot, the fearful, the pompous, the intolerant, the haters and the greedy.

    That is just soooooooo much fun being a sunbeam of irrationality that they would claim the ‘bhaabi jeebus’ would cry if they renounced their character….along with all their made up saints and sinners in their torridly twisted damaged juvenile imaginations.

  94. F says

    #122

    Do you expect that some loudmouth head of state from, say, Palau or Nauru (or Prince Roy of Sealand, for that matter) would be granted the same sort of expenditure and pseudo-obsequious acceptance? This “state” to which you refer has suffered rather large but somewhat temporally irregular territorial losses (I do not defer to the tone of the Lateran Treaty here), and exists solely on the sufferance of religious atavists and others afflicted with a strange traditional nostalgia.

    Hell, not only is it entirely surrounded by another coutnry, it is entirely surrounded by another city, and does not fulfill many of the generally accepted criteria for determining what is or is not a sovereign state (a distinction it holds in common with Sealand).

    Sure, it is recognized as a sovereign state, but only through a pathology of extreme mental disturbance.

  95. Mr T says

    #122:

    Don’t get me wrong: there are plenty of reasons to dislike him, but that’s not all there is to it.

    First, I think it’s debatable whether a state visit like this should cost £20 million. Of course they will be expensive, but that certainly seems excessive (although I’m not British, so I don’t really know how it compares, except to about $32 million).

    More to the point…. Does the Pope do anything as “head of state” that should have any bearing whatsoever on international politics? Honest question. Something more than “Yes” or “No” would be nice. I don’t see why the Vatican should even be recognized as a state by (ostensibly) secular governments. You could explain that part of it too, if you like.

  96. DSil says

    What I don’t get is, why do you call it a “cult?” If all religion is by definition unfounded in evidence and therefore ridiculous, why does calling it a cult make it any more despicable? That’s the kind of terminology mainstream religions use to distinguish their institutions from modern upstarts trying to take a piece of the superstition pie.

    If Catholocism is a cult, what religion isn’t?

  97. https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkKknWGHbqsThjsMRnRWycLsrZ7YEn3jLI says

    Truckle @59 re. Pinochet:

    but he pubically visited Margaret Thatcher on a few occasions

    That’s a disturbing image. Are you sure you’ve got this right?

  98. Monkey's Uncle says

    Signed. As a subject of mad german royals, I personally can’t wait to protest against this vicious, vacuous, vociferous vagabond.

    oh, and I prefer Pope Papaltine…:-)

  99. Walton says

    Do you expect that some loudmouth head of state from, say, Palau or Nauru (or Prince Roy of Sealand, for that matter) would be granted the same sort of expenditure and pseudo-obsequious acceptance? This “state” to which you refer has suffered rather large but somewhat temporally irregular territorial losses (I do not defer to the tone of the Lateran Treaty here), and exists solely on the sufferance of religious atavists and others afflicted with a strange traditional nostalgia.

    Hell, not only is it entirely surrounded by another coutnry, it is entirely surrounded by another city, and does not fulfill many of the generally accepted criteria for determining what is or is not a sovereign state (a distinction it holds in common with Sealand).

    The criteria in international law for determining what is or is not a state are quite complex, but the most common definition is that outlined in the 1936 Montevideo Convention on the Rights and Duties of States, which specifies that a state must have (a) a defined territory, (b) a permanent population, (c) an effective government and (d) the capacity to enter into relations with other states. In practice, of course, fulfilling these criteria do not automatically make an entity into a state: there are several state-like entities (such as Somaliland and Abhkazia) which have effective control over an area of territory, but which, for various reasons, are not treated as states by the international community.

    The Vatican City, however, is indisputably a state. It maintains full diplomatic and consular relations with numerous countries, and enjoys observer status at the UN. Palau and Nauru are also states under international law. Sealand is not, because it does not have a territory (an artificial platform does not count as “territory” for purposes of international law, and falls within the 12-mile limit of British territorial seas in any case) and has never been treated as a state for any legal purpose, despite the claims they make on their website.

    (Interestingly, the Holy See, as distinct from the Vatican City State, is a sui generis subject of international law with its own special rights. Even between 1861 and 1929, when the Vatican was occupied by Italy, it was still considered an independent entity under international law and was entitled to send and receive ambassadors, despite not having any territory. The only other similar entity is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, which likewise does not control any territory but is still treated as a sovereign entity under international law.)

    I am simply laying out the position in international law; this should not be construed as an endorsement of the Pope’s visit (which I certainly do not support).

  100. ConcernedJoe says

    Is the Vatican State a State? As Walton has elucidated – yup!

    But here is the point. It is a ROGUE state – by international definition!

    This means meeting certain criteria, such as:

    * being ruled by authoritarian regimes (no argument there I hope!)

    * that severely restrict human rights (most of their doctrines seek to control and limit behavior and cast laws in their restrictive image – World Wide!)

    * sponsor terrorism (is it not terrorism to tell susceptible people World Wide do it my way or burn in Hell?!? Because this is coupled with the next point also)

    * and seek to proliferate weapons of mass destruction (e.g., is not their influence that restricts contraceptives especially those that would minimize horrible disease just that? how many people has this killed? – simply because they exert there power and influence World-wide)

    Think about it!

  101. F says

    DSil @ 127:

    What I don’t get is, why do you call it a “cult?”

    Why not? It fits many definitions of a cult.

    If all religion is by definition unfounded in evidence and therefore ridiculous, why does calling it a cult make it any more despicable?

    Calling it a cult cannot make it more despicable. Making Catholicism or any other religion despicable is a job efficiently fulfilled by the religion itself.

    That’s the kind of terminology mainstream religions use to distinguish their institutions from modern upstarts trying to take a piece of the superstition pie.

    A distinction without a difference. I myself have no obligation to respect the interests of “established” religions. Never mind that all religions were modern upstarts at one time.

    If Catholocism is a cult, what religion isn’t?

    I can’t imagine any.

  102. F says

    Hello, yes, Walton @ 131

    Palau and Nauru are also states under international law.

    I am quite well aware of this. Perhaps you’d care to address how a diplomatic visit by a leader of one of these nations, who also happens to be vociferously opinionated on how the citizens and government should conduct their private and internal affairs, would be received, and how much money, etc., would be invested in receiving them. I do not submit that such leaders of Palau or Nauru exist, they are examples for consideration in this thought experiment, but do consider that they are in fact larger states than the Vatican.

    Sealand is not

    Thank you for explaining that to me.

    The Vatican City, however, is indisputably a state. It maintains full diplomatic and consular relations with numerous countries, and enjoys observer status at the UN.

    Only, as I have mentioned, because it is recognized. There are any number of localities which could quite easily fulfill these criteria, if allowed. You could do it yourself with any small town, as long as its independence and sovereignty were recognized.

    (Interestingly, the Holy See, as distinct from the Vatican City State, is a sui generis subject of international law with its own special rights…)

    Indeed. And yes, it is interesting, if only because it such a recognition exists.

    I am simply laying out the position in international law; this should not be construed as an endorsement of the Pope’s visit (which I certainly do not support).

    You see, I was arguing against the silliness of the Vatican’s recognition as a state by international law. All the criteria it fulfills are entirely granted by the sufferance of others. It has no true economy, produces and exports nothing but a variety of bullshit unsuited for use as fertilizer and exists solely on the donations of others made contemporarily or at some time in the past. It offers no more stabilizing force upon its population than an extra three or four Roman police officers might.

    The position of international law is obvious. If the position of international law were not such as it is in this case due to religious tradition, the Vatican would only be recognized as an autonomous territory of, and only within, Italy, by Italy. No one would find any pressing need or benefit to recognizing it otherwise.

    I did not construe any statement of yours as an endorsement of the Pope’s visit, the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church, or the international recognition of the Vatican as a sovereign state. You haven’t mentioned your position on any of these with the exception of your clear statement that you do not endorse the Pope’s visit in this case. This I understand to mean that you at least do not agree with the proposed expenditures of the British government in this matter, and possibly that you do not like him visiting at all. (Which is what your statement sounds like, but given the context, I’ll assume it means only “no money for Pope hotel”.)

  103. ConcernedJoe says

    And F #134 I add

    That is grant and accept it is State then we must also recognize it is a Rogue State by definition.

    I stated this above – and although someone can lawyer a counter – what I am saying is not silliness on face value.

    It is a ROGUE State and should be shunned by all freedom loving peaceful Nations.

  104. heff.myopenid.com says

    @7: ‘I prefer the “Gnome of Rome” – alliterates better.’

    @16: I hate to be pedantic*, but it doesn’t alliterate at all, it rhymes.

    “Gnome of Rome” is not an example of alliteration, but it is an example of assonance (which tickles me to no end).

  105. https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkKknWGHbqsThjsMRnRWycLsrZ7YEn3jLI says

    Miki Z @130: if that’s a response to my #128, try reading the bit I blockquoted again, more carefully this time.

  106. Miki Z says

    Miki Z @130: if that’s a response to my #128, try reading the bit I blockquoted again, more carefully this time.

    You’re right. My mind just refused to see it until I took it letter-by-letter, which I wish I had not.

  107. F says

    ConcernedJoe @ 135

    I see no real difference to treating the Vatican as a rogue state or no state at all, excepting perhaps in regards to the technical manner of apprehension and prosecution of any accused of criminal activity therein or such accused outside its borders to whom the Vatican and related institutions are accessories, harbor criminals, or interfere with lawful investigations.

    It can be shunned equally well as a state or institution, but if you feel that the phrase “rogue state” has some social engineering value above other possible appellations, you are welcome to your opinion, and I won’t particularly disagree.

    However, the only entities which count here, i.e., the governments of other states, will likely nether list the Vatican as a rogue state (which may be of usage somewhat peculiar to the U.S., I don’t know), nor stop recognizing it as a state.

    It would be better to lobby your government to stop making special allowances granting the Roman Catholic Church the amount of immunity from prosecution that they do. Not just the Catholic Church, but all religious institutions. Not just for criminal activity, but for all special status, including their enjoyment of tax-exempt status where not conforming to the rules laid out for other non-profit organizations, including NPO status itself.

    Although I do tend to recognize the Vatican as a state of denial.

  108. ConcernedJoe says

    F – I accept your points.

    However there is congruence between the Vatican and (at least the USA) criteria for a Rogue State. And there is a politic of language.

    The Vatican does do real damage in the World – at a massive scale. Their damage is not limited to horrific but relatively small number of victim abuse of children and young adults (e.g., the Irish Nunneries). It is systemic and affects a broad swath of humanity.

    I see value in the simple use of International criteria that defines bad behavior to drive home the “unholyiness” of the “holy” See.

  109. vinnie says

    After playing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, I can’t help but picture Pope Ratzi as Redd White.
    Same smug smile, same bling, same condescending attitude, same greedy behavior. All that’s missing is the gravity-defying hat.

  110. Knockgoats says

    Even between 1861 and 1929, when the Vatican was occupied by Italy – Walton

    Interesting – I hadn’t realised that the Vatican City State and Holy See are both counted as sovereign! Nor how much had been occupied by Italy before 1929 – but the Apostolic Palace was not, so the Pope still had some territory under his control.

  111. qbsmd says

    Posted by: Gladsmuir

    @davem #15
    The guy might be a complete bastard but I think the “Nazi” label, even implicitly, is below the belt.

    But “Ratzi the former Hitler Youth who supports anti-Semitic priests” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

  112. bonerici says

    the pope is awesome, he’s like an ozzy osborne except instead of biting the heads off of rats, he wears a big hat blesses people and gets attacked all the time by rats, and instead of singing about the gods of death and heavy metal he chants to the god of life and death.

    It’s a spectacle, and worth sponsoring, better than Barnum’s bigtop I think.

    It’s not like anyone takes him seriously, after all, every non-gay catholic in america could be excommunicated tomorrow for using birth control and the gay ones could be excommunicated for being gay.

  113. akhomealone says

    Uncle Ratzi is living in the past,the world has moved on from the dark ages.I remember the words from a John Cougar Mellencamp song about ‘if your not part of the future get out of the way’or lyrics to that effect,equality is for all humans,if you pick and choose its not equality.’Uncle Ratzi’ I like that !