They taunt me. Really, I know I’m an old lump, it’s OK, you can stop mentioning how I’m not on the poll but all the young cool groovy atheist kids are. And then Hemant has to gloat that at last he can win without me around — yeah, and Potsie might have stood a chance of scoring when the Fonz was out of sight.
Just for that, I voted for Laura.
Hemant (makes me want to add stuff – like him to me) 26% (33 votes)
Laura (makes me want to play car-wash…with nothing but her hair) 46% (57 votes)
Luke (makes me wish I was cougar….wait a minute) 2% (2 votes)
Skepticcat (makes me wish I was a cat dressed as Princess Leia) 4% (5 votes)
Amanda (makes me wish I was covered in sprinkles and jimmies) 1% (1 votes)
Other (makes me wish you’d done your homework better, Sue) 22% (27 votes)