Nah, I know you didn’t…but I finally got around to tallying up the votes, and the winners of the Molly award for the month of September are Desert Son [New complementary close under construction] and Feynmaniac. You may now give them the traditional champagne shower.

While you’re at it, start nominating commenters for the October Molly. You have forgotten October, I know, and are thinking November and Thanksgiving and all that, but you’re going to have to try and recollect before the big push in the War on Christmas comes along and all other issues have to be neglected.