Our problem is that we men don’t stand up when we pee. Obama probably sits down when he should pisseth against the wall.

This isn’t a joke. It’s what this guy seriously believes, and he’s very angry about it.

Somehow, I get the idea that Steven L. Anderson, the flaming anti-gay pastor, has these dreams in which he stands shoulder to shoulder with a long line of men, and they all unzip and flip out their penises and spray a mighty stream forth, together, with pride and joy…and he feels good about these dreams. Glory!