We prefer our Jebus impotent, please


Somebody took offense again. An art museum in England is exhibiting some controversial statues, and of course some kook can’t just stay away, they have to make sure no one else gets to see them.

A Christian group is taking an art centre to court, claiming it displayed an indecent statue of Jesus Christ.

The artwork was part of an exhibition at Gateshead’s Baltic Centre featuring several plaster figures with erections, including ET, Mickey Mouse and Jesus.

Lawyers for Christian Emily Mapfuwa, 40, of Essex, are bringing a civil case for outraging public decency.

It seems a little unkind to demand that the poor guy be eternally flaccid, as well as tortured. And look! Fatwah envy!

Mrs Mapfuwa, of Brentwood, said Baltic would not have dared depict Mohammed in such a way.

Comments

  1. says

    Unfortunately, it won’t be a surprise if she wins this lawsuit, either through intimidating the museum to remove the offending piece, or through judgment if it happens to go to trial.

  2. says

    Many older pictures did have Jesus with an erection, as one might expect of a god. It’s really a bit much to be objecting to art history, as well as to Jesus having a bit of excitement.

    You’d think they might at least not bother trying to tell God what to do.

    Glen D
    http://tinyurl.com/2kxyc7

  3. says

    The Xians just can’t seem to get riled up these days without tacking the tired old “You wouldn’t do this to the Muslims” bit onto their argument, can they?

  4. SteveM says

    Mickey Mouse with an erection? Now that’s courage, taking on Catholics is nothing compared to taking on Disney!

  5. says

    Mircea Eliade, in “The Sacred & The Profane”
    Put Religion in a nutshell, or a thimble–
    It’s not just that it’s merely nuts, or totally insane,
    It’s the worshipping of any phallic symbol.
    The cross is just a penis (so are steeples; so’s the Pope)
    Though the logic, I’ll admit, is somewhat iffy;
    But any axis mundi must be phallic, so I hope
    They’re not too upset when Jesus gets a stiffy.

  6. Gene says

    I’m not sure that simply showing Jesus with a boner qualifies as art. It’s simply not that original. Now, if Mickey were giving it to Jesus up the ass while ET was T-bagging Jesus, well then, THAT would be art (and worth the price of admission).

  7. says

    I’m getting sick of Fatwa envy. The reason the rest of us don’t pick on Muslims nearly as much is because the Christians here in North America and elsewhere have that corner already covered.

    Having said that, there’s no reason we can’t turn Fatwa envy back on these pissants: every time they try to shut down a museum exhibit, assault the teaching of evolution, or go to war over a cracker, all we have to do is point out some anti-Christian Imam and say to the Christards, “Hey! Why are you picking on PZ, Webster Cook or the Piss Christ? You wouldn’t dare do the same to this Muslim, would you?”

  8. Screechy Monkey says

    “What no “hung” on the cross jokes?!”

    Also, as the son of a carpenter, he should be used to working with wood.

  9. Timothy Wood says

    They just make themselves seem so retarted. I just don’t understand how they don’t realize it.

  10. Sastra says

    From the Sun article:

    Christian Voice National Director Stephen Green fumed: “It’s the Lord Jesus Christ being humiliated, ridiculed and villified. It’s just so disgusting, pornographic and offensive, it’s hard to find words to express the outrage. I have written asking for the statue’s destruction.”

    Yes, it’s hard to find words to express such outrage. Historically, such outrage is usually expressed by the sort of actions the Christian Voice Director demands — the “statue’s destruction,” presumably by fire.

    Frankly, I’m starting to really enjoy the spectacle of people who can’t fight back with reason and argument taking refuge behind incoherent outrage. If Jesus lived, then he was just a frickin’ person. Get over yourselves.

    They’re not upset because Jesus isn’t being treated as special: it’s really because they are no longer being treated as special, as “people of faith” who have exercised the belief muscle and performed the bold and daring strongman act of accepting the highly unlikely simply because they “hope” it is true. The only thing keeping them from feeling sheepish about their beliefs was this sense of inherent privilege, of being one of the “wise” ones who can see the emperor’s new clothes. No wonder they hate it when someone points out that the emperor is naked — and has a woody, moreover. They were the ones with the secret woody, getting a rise from their sense of righteousness and humility.

    How can one demonstrate one’s humility when subject to such humiliation?

  11. Badjuggler says

    We may have a sticky jurisdictional question if ET and Mickey Mouse decide to join this lawsuit…

  12. says

    I object to this “art”. On what basis do they claim to know what ET’s reproductive anatomy looks like? I demand evidence, or that the offending piece….um, sculpture…be immediately removed!

  13. Bill Dauphin says

    We may have a sticky jurisdictional question

    Must… resist… Beavis and Butthead… joke…!!

  14. Pete Rooke says

    Mrs Mapfuwa, of Brentwood, said Baltic would not have dared depict Mohammed in such a way.

    Having lived the past 4 years in London I can assure you that there is no way they would have dreamed of insulting Mohammed.

    Take the socialist opinion found in the Guardian for instance – they are perfectly happen to denigrate Catholicism and Christianity in general, railing vociferously against anti-blasphemy measures and laughing openly at the Pope, while at the same time maintaining an inordinate number of Islamist commentators including an extensive “blogging the Qur’an” section. (http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/quran/)

    This is true of the British Broadcasting Corporation who have no problem with blasphemous shows such as The Vicar of Dibley and have even debated scraping Songs of Praise – the one programme I find tolerable – or perhaps providing similar Islam based programming.

  15. Alex says

    I live right next to the Baltic, and I’m definitely going to go and see this now it’s been protested against. Hopefully they’ll learn that this protest is more effective in generating publicity than perverting free speech.

  16. Sven DiMilo says

    I don’t understand why they’re outraged. If only someone was commenting on this thread who could provide some sort of, I don’t know, an analogy, or something…

  17. Quiet Desperation says

    A Christian group is taking an art centre to court, claiming it displayed an indecent statue of Jesus Christ.

    Walk into a church. There’s Jesus nearly naked, bleeding to death and nailed to a cross. That’s better? WTF?!

  18. gramomster says

    Oh man… somehow the pictures made me think of a little fun we had when I worked in a local independent bookstore. This is in reference to the news that Anne Rice had gotten saved, found god, whatever. Ack. I remember the instigators got into some hot water, though I don’t remember exactly why. It’s a pretty laid-back place, but I guess for some reason this was considered over the line.

    So, for your entertainment value, I present… christian erotica speculation!

    Since Anne has gone over to the other side and written a work of christian fiction, we back in the break room were casting around ideas. If she were to write a work of christian erotica what would she call certain “unmentionables”.

    An unwrapped falafel
    two fishes and a of loaf bread
    jugs of wine
    ripe pomegranites
    cupping the figs
    looking up the grape leaves
    the crusty loaf
    milking the camel
    eating the last supper
    his mighty staff
    camel lingus
    shearing the ewe
    nailing the cross
    sermon about the mount
    a cristo sanchez
    judas sandwich

    Proposing her first Christian erotica book as Anne Rambling: The Claiming of Mary Magdalene with Fabio-esque Jesus tearing at Mary’s gaping burka with camels and a blazing sunset on the sand….

  19. says

    they are perfectly happen to denigrate Catholicism and Christianity in general, railing vociferously against anti-blasphemy measures and laughing openly at the Pope

    Thank goodness. The Pope and his pedophilia-enabling supporters deserve nothing less than scorn and mockery.

    But did you have another point to make–besides the whinging?

  20. Julian says

    England still has blasphemy laws on the books, doesn’t it?

    As to Mohammed not being depicted. 1) The artist didn’t grow up in a society saturated with Islam, did he? No he grew up in one saturated with Jesus, so I doubt it even occurred to him to include Mohammed in an art display of fictional characters from his youth with erections. 2) There are no religious rules against the depiction of Jesus or God within Christianity; it is a happily idolatrous system of worship. Islam, like Judaism, is stridently anti-idol and forbids the depiction of Mohammed to prevent the personal worship of him. A Muslim artist looking to create a satire of Islamic images, then, would not use Mohammed either in all likelihood because they have no experience with said images and would instead use a Qu’ran.

  21. Jared Lessl says

    So, what, they’re claiming the guy managed to go through puberty and 15 years of adult life and never got wood? I think Mel Brooks said everything that needed to be said along those lines in History of the World Part 1.

    > Walk into a church. There’s Jesus nearly naked, bleeding to death and nailed to a cross. That’s better? WTF?!

    These are the same people who called a snuff film a cinematic masterpiece for the whole family. So yes, they really do think it is.

  22. says

    I am from Gateshead originally. It is a large town in the North East of England forming a small conurbation with the city of Newcastle upon Tyne. Historically, it has always been overshadowed by its more affluent neighbour, but in recent years it has received investment in the arts that has brought Anthony Gormley’s Angel of the North, Sage and the Baltic. Baltic is a contemporary art venue housed in a gigantic converted flour mill, with a fantastic viewing gallery at the top providing vistas of the River Tyne and it’s many bridges. The conversion of the flour mill began while I was still living in the North East, but was not complete until I left the region to do my PhD. It is always worth a visit when I am back home, as the exhibitions are always innovative and challenging. The exhibition described above come as no surprise, and is very much in the tradition of a gallery that opened with an installation of gigantic male and female nudes at the Gateshead and Newcastle ends of the Millennium Bridge, respectively. I usually expect at least one exhibit there which is not to my taste, perhaps even offensive to me. Several have been. I have never sued though. I had assumed that to do so would be an affront to the important principle of freedom of expression. Or does Jesus not want us to respect that?

  23. JRQ says

    From the article:

    “This statue served no other purpose than to offend Christians and to denigrate Christ.”

    Ah. So now these pompous, self-important fucks are going to lecture us on what the purpose of art is.

    Why can’t we just tell these people to go live in a goddamn cave if they don’t want to be exposed to free expression?

  24. says

    Having looked at the pictures, I notice that Jesus’ junk is coming out of his knees. How…odd.

    Honestly, would anyone outside of the UK even know about this -at all- without the church groups protesting? Messing with the Xians is probably the best free advertising their is.

  25. AnswersInGenitals says

    Note that the Sun article referenced in post # 7 is dated January 11, 2008, and that the exhibit was scheduled to end on January 20. So this is all old news. Any follow-up? Also note that the Sun, with their million+ circulation, used this suit as an excuse to run a nice picture of the offending statue. Way to go christian soldiers!

    But most important, note that even little girls in the statue have “erections”. I don’t think they are erections at all, but depictions of witches disguised as famous people and riding broom sticks (or baguettes, or ???).

    When I first started to read about this story and before I saw the pictures, I thought the depiction was of Christ on the cross with an erection, and this raised a very interesting question that must be addressed by all thinking theologians. When a male is hanged or garroted (and the hanging is the slow kind where the victim “dances” on the end of the rope, not the fast kind where they are dropped from a height sufficient to break the neck and kill instantly) he almost invariably springs an erection. Crucifixion actually kills the victim the same way that slow hanging and garroting do: by slow asphyxiation. This raises the question: does a male who is crucified get an erection?

  26. Mena says

    Since Islam doesn’t allow pictures of Mohammed, who knows what he may have looked like? I think that that isn’t a statue of Jesus, it’s Mohammed. What do you guys think? ;^)
    Ok, this one is off topic but it’s hilarious. It would even hilarious if this turns out to have been photoshopped:
    http://thumbsnap.com/images/fRpPAWYI.jpg
    Sarah Palin is definitely a GOoPer!

  27. says

    I was expecting a David-esque statue with fine detail of realistic (if slightly exaggerated) erect genitailia. Instead, we have crudely slapped together figures with baguettes-like (hat tip to AnswersInGenitals) lumps coming out of everyone’s midsection. It’s cartoonish. How can anyone take that sculpture seriously?

  28. says

    Of course, we all know that the only DECENT portrayal of Iesu is as a light-skinned, light-haired, blue-eyed, Northern-European-looking man in a toga and sandals, with a fairly neatly trimmed beard with hands, that have never seen a day’s work, outstretched to the unwashed masses.

    I’ve oft wondered why you never see a portrayal of Jesus as a swarthy, black-haired, black bearded, brown-eyed (middle-eastern), well-tanned, and dark-brown-skinned (he was a carptenter, he had to work outside), with callused hands arguing with a foreman over taking too long a lunch break on the construction site.

  29. says

    I’ve oft wondered why you never see a portrayal of Jesus as a swarthy, black-haired, black bearded, brown-eyed (middle-eastern), well-tanned, and dark-brown-skinned (he was a carptenter, he had to work outside), with callused hands arguing with a foreman over taking too long a lunch break on the construction site.

    Gods are allergic to verisimilitude.

  30. says

    *sigh* I was kind of hoping for good sculptures (I am a sculptor after all) but instead they really are terrible. Sometimes roughness in a sculpture works but when doing well known pop figures like Jesus, Mickey, and ET being more faithful to the originals but with well sculpted, detailed, lifelike penises would have been far more effective. I think the crucified frog from a few days ago was much better. So I wouldn’t in the least be disappointed to see that crap tossed out of a museum I don’t want it done for such a ridiculous reason

  31. Rick says

    Evolving Squid,
    I think that asking Christians for a reality based version of Jesus is asking a little too much.

  32. says

    Posted by: Pete Rooke | September 2, 2008 1:51 PM

    Having lived the past 4 years in London I can assure you that there is no way they would have dreamed of insulting Mohammed.

    Awww… Look at you and your little fatwa envy.

  33. says

    I saw the offending sculptures. They were a few centimeters tall (but much longer in one of the other two dimensions) and were a small part (excuse the pun) of a much larger collection of other sculptures by the same artist.

    I’d also like to point out that people who were offended are in a very small minority and I expect the case won’t get very far in court.

  34. karen says

    Jebus was in the back row, second from the left, correct? So is the objection that he didn’t have the mightiest Willy?
    Too bad the (ahem) artist wasn’t influenced by the FSM. I don’t care about Mickey Mouse, but I’m curious about what kind of junk he gave to E.T. Did E.T. outdo Christ? Did Mickey?

  35. amk says

    Pete Rooke,

    This is true of the British Broadcasting Corporation who have no problem with blasphemous shows such as The Vicar of Dibley

    A female vicar with a sex drive. Appalling!

    and have even debated scraping Songs of Praise – the one programme I find tolerable – or perhaps providing similar Islam based programming.

    Scrapping “Songs of Praise” wouldn’t have meant the BBC promoted islam over christianity.

  36. says

    She’s in Brentwood and she’s outraged by an exhibition in Gateshead, nearly 300 miles away, that closed over six months ago.

    That’s just weird.

    The Baltic is a nice gallery, by the way, well worth a visit if you’re in the area.

  37. alex says

    as an art student, i find it hilarious that people can still be genuinely offended, or deeply shocked by pieces of art (and demand its censorship). christ, duchamp was nearly a century ago now – we’re long past that.
    the classic, frequent giveaway is when the “critic” claims their target is “not a real artist” thus revealing that they, themselves have not got the slightest clue how art works.

  38. says

    This guy has exhibits in the Tate Modern and the Saatchi. The private prosecution will go nowhere.

    The blasphemy laws have been repealed. The prosecution is for “outraging public decency”. Which it obviously didn’t do. Riots on the south bank of the Tyne were there none. I think it’s significant that the person bringing this prosecution isn’t even a local.

  39. Matt Penfold says

    Peter Rooke spewed:

    This is true of the British Broadcasting Corporation who have no problem with blasphemous shows such as The Vicar of Dibley

    So blasphemous in fact that the current Archbishop of Canterbury made a guest appearance and is known to be a fan of the show. Equally a good number of Anglican clergy also seem to like it.

    Oh hang on. The Church of England allows women to be ordained. Clearly they are not true Christians as a true Christians would never allow. Women belong in the home.

    Julian asked:

    England still has blasphemy laws on the books, doesn’t it?

    Not anymore. They were repealed earlier this year.

  40. says

    Baltic would not have dared depict Mohammed in such a way.

    This is the one attitude that really does scare me about Christians.

    The reason, of course, that Baltic (or most other people) would not dare to so depict Mohammed is because religious zealots might KILL him for it.

    Right now in the world Christians, more or less, won’t do that. That’s a point in favour of Christians. Islam is certainly no less mock-worthy than Christianity, but it’s not really worth dying for the point either.

    However, the total lack of understanding by Christians of why this seeming unfairness is actually a good thing eludes so many outspoken Christians. That leads me to believe it’s just a matter of time before Christians, emboldened by their fanatic Muslim brethren, start their own jihads/fatwas/heretic killings as well. That’s a big minus.

  41. says

    I would have liked to hear that the artist had also created a statue of the Virgin Mary with an erection!

    That would be funny, and would really get those loons in a lather! You gotta laugh.

  42. says

    Apart from the “no depictions” bit, you’d think Muslims would have less of a problem with the idea than Christians. Mohammed, of course, had wives and children, so presumably him getting it up is fully in line with Islamic belief.

  43. says

    And look! Fatwah envy!

    May I present the word “fatwaah”, in case it proves useful? It’s similar to a waahmbulance, but in a religious context.

  44. A 'somewhat open to the scientific arguements' Catholic says

    @ EvolvingSquid #42 and #56 and Rick #45:

    You make some good points. Rick, I agree that portraying Jesus as a (more or less) Scandanavian pretty boy is rediculous and laughable. And EvolvingSquid, I can only hope that more people can identify with your reasoning in #56 and the Christians that use this ‘arguement’ can realize it really doesn’t get us anywhere.

    Just curious, why Jebus instead of Jesus? Is there a joke I’m missing or is just an annoying little jab to spark a reaction from those who might give a damn? What’s the point? I should take a course from Professor Myers and insist on calling him Professor Moron….but again, what’s the point? You evolutionsists/atheists/scientist…whatever you call yourselves seem interstingly satisfied with sitting behind the proverbial ‘easy target’ in class, whilst constantly shooting spit balls and pulling hair until your ‘easy target’ decides enough is enough. You’re right EvolvingSquid, if people insist on continually ‘pressing the buttons’ of Christians, it is only a matter of time – justified or not.

  45. Neil Vickers says

    Hey, that’s my old neighbourhood. I used to live in a town called Billericay, just down the road from Brentwood, Essex.

    I’d just like to take the time to point out that there are actually very few religious lunatics in that area. You’ve just managed to find a very vocal one.

    That is all.

  46. says

    You’re right EvolvingSquid, if people insist on continually ‘pressing the buttons’ of Christians, it is only a matter of time – justified or not.

    Rather unfortunate for the theists’ claim that religion makes one a more moral individual, don’t you think?

  47. Mena says

    amk@49:
    That’s what I figured since there seems to be a seam at her neck (I do stuff like this but with the GIMP so it kind of stood out to me) but I still think that it’s hilarious. The only thing that would have made it better would have been to have turned that seam into a necklace with a cross on it. Totally GOP. Jesus, jingo, and jihad all the way, baby.

  48. Natalie says

    “A ‘somewhat open to the scientific arguements’ Catholic”, Jebus comes from an episode of the Simpsons, where Homer becomes a missionary to avoid a debt. When his plane starts crashing he yells out “Save me, Jebus” or something similar.

  49. Jimmy says

    Hey how about a statue or pic of PZ taking it up the Hershey Highway. That would be great art.

  50. YetAnotherKevin says

    article quote @18 “It’s the Lord Jesus Christ being humiliated, ridiculed and villified.”

    I thought that was the fucking _point_ of The Crucifixion.

  51. Julian says

    Phoenician: There are all manner of apocryphal Mohammad stories out there; in fact, that’s what most of Qu’ranic scholarship is based on. I wouldn’t be surprised if a few were slightly more ribald than we would expect; the Arabs I’ve known in my life (admittedly, a small percentage of the whole) typically had a rather earthy sense of humor, to put it politely.

  52. secularguy says

    Posted by: A’sottsa’ Catholic | September 2, 2008 5:04 PM

    Just curious, why Jebus instead of Jesus?

    Same reason as Buy-bull, Gawd, holy Spook, etc. – because reverence for these fictitious entities is undeserved, common, tiresome, and silly.

  53. Louis says

    Just FYI:

    Gateshead and the surrounding area is where the christian fundamentalist car dealer Peter Vardy has “generously” helped to fund 3 (or maybe 4 now) “academies”. I.e. these are state run and operated schools, paid for by the UK taxpayer (and Vardy’s ~10% of the set up cost “gift”) in which the donor gets a remarkable amount of control over the educational policy. To the extent that these schools actually teach creationism in science classes in a manner that would be impossible even in the USA.

    Putting on anything that “offends” christians in Gateshead gets my vote for “Comedy Fundy Baiting Of The Year”.

    Louis

  54. CJO says

    Naw, c’mon. I’m sure Jimmy here’s a great sculptor. We should encourage him. He has this concept, and, granted, it’s a little… icky, but it’s perfectly common for visionary artists to draw upon their fantasy life for subject matter, and who are we to say that he can’t make the art that would fulfill his wishes?

    So go right ahead, little boy. Here’s your popsickle sticks, and the Elmer’s is right over there on the art table.

  55. IceFarmer says

    The detail of the statue isn’t what I was expecting. It’s kinda crappy, reminding me of something that the guys from South Park would do. It’s like the artist bought a cheap Jesus and then put a really cheesy weiner on it. I was hoping for something more interesting and to see all the other characters with boners for a good chuckle. I guess I’ll have to show this to my Catholic aunt if I want to see something funny. This is far more lame than offensive by any stretch. It’ll be funny to see how many people call for it’s destruction.

  56. Rjaye says

    Hey, in one of the photos of this artwork, there IS a Virgin Mary with an erection…

    Hehehehe.

  57. says

    IceFarmer | September 2, 2008 6:27 PM, #78

    Yeah, I find it disappointing. However that is presumably just one of many statues in the single installation. I assume that he went for a broad effect. It’s fairly common in conceptual art to use crude, kitsch styling like this. Displays of complete exhibits in the Saatchi and Tate show that his installations are generally quite large and very, very beautiful. I wouldn’t judge without seeing the whole thing.

  58. jpf says

    And look! Fatwah envy!

    Again, it should be jihad envy. Christians are not envious of fatwahs because they can and do issue their own, just under different terms and levels of officialness. What Christians who do this are envious of is the deathly fear of offending Muslims, and that arises from the jihad mentality of declaring literal war on anyone who upsets you in the slightest. You’re just simply using the wrong word.</pedant>

  59. says

    Pete Rooke | September 2, 2008 1:51 PM, #22

    This is true of the British Broadcasting Corporation who have no problem with blasphemous shows such as The Vicar of Dibley

    Oh Pete, you sly old POE, you! For a minute there you had me believing you were really an outraged Christian.

    But calling the lovely old Vicar of Dibley, that modern-day Don Camillo, one of the most popular programs on British television, blasphemous, shrieks “parody” so loudly that you’ve blown your cover.

    You naughty troll, you.

  60. CJO says

    Theoretically, competition could be good for the meme in the long run. The high-profile case of Salman Rushdie, will, I think, tend to tilt it in favor of “fatwa envy”, which is also arguably somewhat more euphonious than “jihad envy.”

  61. Sastra says

    A ‘somewhat open to the scientific arguments’ Catholic #61 wrote:

    You evolutionsists/atheists/scientist…whatever you call yourselves seem interstingly satisfied with sitting behind the proverbial ‘easy target’ in class, whilst constantly shooting spit balls and pulling hair until your ‘easy target’ decides enough is enough.

    What, religion is an “easy target?” Well, in one sense, yes, I think so — though I doubt you’d agree with that particular angle.

    Whenever atheists go after religious extremists we’re accused of attacking “easy targets.” But what happens when we go after religious moderates and liberals? The cry goes out to hey, go after the BAD guys, we’re the good ones on your side with evolution, remember?

    We just can’t win with you guys, tch.

  62. jpf says

    The meme is wrong (fatwah)! Death to the meme (jihad)!

    (The latter is what these Christians are envious of. They do more than their share of the former.)

    Also, I think more people (in the West at least) are familiar with the term jihad from the current War on Terra. The Rushdie incident was like, what, almost two decades ago?

  63. says

    Theoretically, competition could be good for the meme in the long run. The high-profile case of Salman Rushdie, will, I think, tend to tilt it in favor of “fatwa envy”, which is also arguably somewhat more euphonious than “jihad envy.”

    Touché

    The only concern now is that the meme is not strong enough to face healthy competition, so a mutation of the meme could mean that there isn’t enough resources to suit either idea and eventually both will die in deadlock. If only we could have gotten this on 4Chan

  64. jpf says

    “fatwa|fatwah” gets 3.8 million hits on Google.

    “jihad” gets 20.3 million.

    The Zeitgeist has spoken!

  65. S Oberski says

    Wouldn’t there have to be a prepubescent girl in the display for Mohammed to have an erection ?

  66. Patricia says

    Slightly OT – Speaking of erections, Bristol Palins boyfriend is going to ‘join the family’ at the gawd soaked convention. Now it seems that flaunting your sin is in.

  67. Dutch Delight says

    Fatwa envy is the preferred designation imho, koran envy seemed nice at first, but fatwa envy is more accurate and slightly more to the point then jihad envy.

  68. CJO says

    The Rushdie incident was like, what, almost two decades ago?

    Well, yes, but it was the result of a specific fatwa, and that result was exactly the state of affairs Christians suffering from the condition yearn to bring about in the lives of those who blaspheme their crackers, etc.

    The dispute here is that jpf correctly notes that various leaders of Christian denominations do make proclamations similar to fatwa, though they do not have a common name, whereas Christian practice (in the modern era anyway) has no clear equivalent of jihad, so Christians may be properly said to be envious of it, not having it and all. My beef there is that the state of affairs of jihad (if taken to mean all out holy war against some Christian equivalent of Dar al-Harb) is not descriptive of the consequences envisioned by the envious parties.

    It’s all chopped a little fine. I like “fatwa envy” and I’m stickin’ to it. May the best meme win.

  69. jpf says

    Even more OT (and pointless) – Speaking of Bristol Palin, it’s a shame that her lifelong-NRA-member mother didn’t name her Pistol Palin. No that would be euphonious.

  70. Patricia says

    I wish I could find a figurine of PZ’s little pissed off Bill icon. Strapped to a cross it would make a great door knocker. ;)

  71. Dutch Delight says

    Although I surely wasn’t the first to notice it, and struggled to define it properly, I originally asked the part-time memetic engineers of Pharyngula to name the fatwa envy phenomenon.

    So, on that authoritah I hereby pledge my full support with fatwa envy over it’s competitors. Not that it matters much, intuitive understanding of memes tells me that PZ’s choice will be, scratch that, has been, decisive.

  72. jpf says

    Actually, I think Bill Donohue does suffer from a literal “fatwa envy”, only being a Catholic it’s more like “encyclical envy”. His “job” seems to be issuing proclamations declaring various people anathema. Bill would dearly love to be Pope one day.

  73. says

    Two things:
    1. Not only does Bill Donohue exhibit Fatwa Envy, but he has a mad case of Pope Envy too. I bet Bill wishes he was the pope instead of just being a figurehead for a meaningless external organisation.

    2. Has anyone put Fatwa Envy into Urban Dictionary yet?

  74. Qwerty says

    “Pete Rooke | September 2, 2008 1:51 PM, #22

    This is true of the British Broadcasting Corporation who have no problem with blasphemous shows such as The Vicar of Dibley.”

    Go f**k yourself. I like the Vicar of Dibley. She just got married last night. I suppose you hated Bless Me Father and Father Ted. Father Ted, now that was one fecking hell of a show. You have to love those Irish Catholics! So full of it!

  75. jpf says

    (Beat you to it, Kel. Us furry little jihad-envy mammals are quicker and more agile than you dinosaurs in the fatwa-envy clade.)

    Also, bringing up Donohue makes me think of another reason to use “jihad envy” instead of its inferior competitor “fatwa envy”. Donohue does issue fatwas, as do others like him. The ability to honestly call what they do “issuing fatwas” is a powerful framing memetic device to disarm them and give them pause, since it casts them as the “American Taliban” or such. It puts them on the defensive.

    But if we start saying that they have fatwa envy, then we can no longer call what they do fatwas (one cannot be envious of what one has). By elevating (degrading?) the term “fatwa” to mean something worse than it really does, we lose a more subtle rhetorical weapon.

  76. says

    Well I think in the case of CL vs Myers, fatwa-envy was a more accurate term. They stopped short of issuing a death threat. From there the meme was born. Maybe jihad-envy is more appropriate now as a mutated version to reflect the wider conflict between religion (that isn’t Islam) and secularism, but still, speciation at this early age could prove harmful for both memeganisms.

    That’s my only objection. Other than that, you are absolutely right about the reasons for calling it jihad as opposed to fatwa.

  77. ldelance says

    hardly original, and could even be considered theologically sound. check out Steinberg’s Sexuality of Christ in Renaissance Art and Modern Oblivion.

  78. Julie Stahlhut says

    Even if the plumbing works, he’s still infertile because he’s haploid.

    Quite a difference from the way things work in Hymenoptera!

  79. crossbuck says

    Maybe it’s Mohammed envy. Mohammed 12″ cut, Jesus 8″ cut. She just can’t take the truth.

  80. Sven DiMilo says

    Even if the plumbing works, he’s still infertile because he’s haploid.

    eh, mitosis to the rescue!

  81. JOET says

    How is this even art, who honestly appreciates anything like that. I don’t even care about who it offends, this is just dumb. Who takes the time to create things like that, and worse yet who goes to look at anything like that.

  82. LOBLAW says

    How is this even art, who honestly appreciates anything like that. I don’t even care about who it offends, this is just dumb. Who takes the time to create things like that, and worse yet who goes to look at anything like that.

  83. Ermine says

    Personally, I agree with JPF and the others – The proper term should be ‘Jihad Envy’ – And thanks to Arensb, we can say that, ‘due to their jihad envy, the Catholic League has issued another fatwaah on PZ Myers.’ I like it!

    I’m going to stick with that one, no matter what those ‘fatwah envy’ – splitters say! Heretics!

  84. Patricia says

    Oh come on – ya godless artsy fartsy heretics.
    If Jezuz had a woody he would have had to nail something with it.
    That’s just naughty!

  85. says

    Hmm, as an artist, I have often thought of depicting Mohammed. The trouble is, you’d pretty much have to label the piece “Mohammed (pbuh)” or something, since there is no agreed-upon image of him (for obvious reasons). Take a guy in a robe and sandals with some flowing brown hair, a little crown of thorns on his head; he can only be one thing– Jesus. Or maybe an extra from the cast of Hair. But there is no such shorthand for the Prophet of Islam… “That vaguely middle-eastern-looking guy in your painting there, is that the Prophet? Or just a taxi driver you met? Or someone being interviewed in Baghdad?” So any depiction of him ends up being sort of like explaining the punchline of a joke. Which is basically why artists in Western countries don’t depict Mohammed– it just doesn’t work visually.

    By the way, to echo the commenter up top, in the early Middle Ages there were lots and lots of depictions of Christ with an erection. It was a sign of potency, of virility, in the age of transition from various pre-Christian pagan religions. The Vatican has supposedly got heaps of these carved altar pieces and wooden icons; but they are hidden out of view because times and views on sexuality have changed so much…

  86. Peter Ashby says

    No we got rid of the blasphemy laws. I cannot find under what statue she is bringing the prosecution.

    For those not familiar with British geography Brentwood is in the South East of England while Gateshead is part of Greater Newcastle in the North East. It is like someone in the Florida Panhandle complaining they are offended by something in Baltimore. I expect it will be laughed out of court. Xian voice only bring these actions for the publicity, they don’t actually expect to win. Naturally their lawyers merely point out the unlikeliness of success then trouser the money anyway. And why not?

  87. says

    eugene_X | September 3, 2008 2:55 AM, #117

    Hmm, as an artist, I have often thought of depicting Mohammed. The trouble is, you’d pretty much have to label the piece “Mohammed (pbuh)” or something, since there is no agreed-upon image of him (for obvious reasons).

    I don’t think that’s even remotely true. I present two items of evidence. Click on the links:

    1) Muhammad in Super Best Friends (South Park, shown worldwide on mainstream TV)
    2) Jesus & Mo

    I don’t know how the “there are no images of Muhammad” thing got started, but we shouldn’t propagate it here.

  88. MarkW says

    jpf@104:

    My take on it: Agreed, Donohue an his ilk do issue ‘fatwas’; however their envy stems from the fact that they don’t have the effect of Muslim fatwas (like that against Salman Rushdie).

  89. says

    Peter Ashby | September 3, 2008 6:12 AM, #120

    No we got rid of the blasphemy laws. I cannot find under what statue she is bringing the prosecution.

    Outraging public decency is a common law offence. There may be specific statutes also, but the underlying cause is common law.

    For those not familiar with British geography Brentwood is in the South East of England while Gateshead is part of Greater Newcastle in the North East. It is like someone in the Florida Panhandle complaining they are offended by something in Baltimore.

    Yes, I put the place names into the AA journey planner and it came up at more than 270 miles. Bear in mind also that this woman lives about 30 miles from the modern Babylon that is London, but apparently couldn’t found anything sufficiently outrageous there.

  90. Peter Ashby says

    Freudian slip there, make that ‘under what statute’ though there is a certain sense to the original…

  91. says

    er, cough, Greater Newcastle?

    Are you looking for a fight? It’s in South Tyneside and don’t you forget it! :)

    There is actually a place called Greater Newcastle, I googled it, but it’s in New South Wales (which is not near Wales).

  92. mah9 says

    @ Neil Vickers #73. What you are forgetting is that Brentwood is home to this bunch of loons http://www.peniel.org / en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peniel_Pentecostal_Church

    Having lived in Brentwood for most of the last 30 years, they can be a very annoying bunch, to the point of (allegedly) trying to take over the local Conservative party.

  93. Lilly de Lure says

    Tony Sidaway said:

    Yes, I put the place names into the AA journey planner and it came up at more than 270 miles.

    Which is actually quite depressing when you consider someone as narrow-minded as this woman appears to be has to travel that far to find something to get her offended-juices flowing.

    Come on UK artists, surely you can do better than this!

  94. Evolved Dolly says

    Well, this is just ridiculous. And they are a bit late in objecting. I believe I’m right in pointing out that this particular exhibit was on show two years ago at the USA Today exhibition at the RA, organised by The Saatchi Gallery to showcase young American artists. Where were the crazies then? Why now?

  95. Paul R says

    I’m a member of the Great (hah!) British public and I am not in the slightest bit offended. In fact having seen pictures of the statues I find it highly amusing.

  96. Peter Ashby says

    Sorry Tony, no offense intended I assure you. The proper term wouldn’t come. Just as offensive as calling where I live ‘Northern Britain’ . Yanks are excused calling the whole place ‘England’ but ony because they are expected to be geographically ignorant…

  97. extatyzoma says

    seems it was decided it was not indecent.

    ive never understood why and erection is considered indecent or pornography. I for one find that an erect penis is a more ‘attractive’ looking thing than a flaccid one, well lets just say that most men would be horrified to find themselves with their pants down and find their penis particularly flaccid at that moment.

  98. says

    The reason why this is a private prosecution is now obvious. The BBC reports that earlier this year she complained in writing to Northumbria Police, who replied in May that there was no case to answer.

    Artinfo reports that she plans to cite as precedent a case of a London artist and show owner who was convicted of offending public decency for showing a sculpture made of fetuses.