If Pastor Drake’s curses are fizzling, I know exactly what he needs: a blessed medallion made from an eggplant to potentiate his jebus-power. It’s true: this miracle occurred spontaneously, and is exactly the holy artifact any righteous smiter would want on his side.
I will also call your attention to an important and obvious fact: this eggplant did not say “Gott” or “Dieu” or “Dios” or “ÐÐ¾Ð³” or “Deus” or “Dio” or “ç¥” or “Ø§ÙÙÙ” — no, it says “God”. Therefore, God chooses to speak in English.
Either that, or it’s the natural language of eggplants.