I even tried going back and changing some of my answers to get a slightly less extreme result, but it sensed my true nature over the tubes of the internet.
I did discover that if I lied in response to every question, I could get it to judge me as “angelic”.
(via Circe)
Mine said “you are good,” which was a surprise as everything seemed warped to force you to pick evil. I mean, did you see that list of job professions? I picked “to do evil.” It was that or be a lawyer or politician. I went back again and tried to fake really evil choices and it said “Your are good with a tendency to fib.”
Bah. Only plain old evil, but that seems to be purely down to my choice in movies. Guess I’m going to have to stop watching those classic comedies…
I bow to your superiority. It seems that I am merely ‘Evil.’ I can only hope to one day achieve your level of badness.
I managed (with a little lying) to get an angel score too -It makes me think there may be more than one set of answers that gives that score.
How is Canada a European country?
Just wondering.
Which of the following European countries is your favorite, or with which do you most closely identify?
England
France
Germany
Italy
Luxembourg
Spain
Canada
Is the test writer smart enough to recognize true evil?
How is Canada a weapon of choice?
I am twisted (just barely evil).
Arrrgghh! Where did I go wrong!
Apparently I can labeled as good even when I spend inordinate amounts of time fantasizing about sex. So take that!
Am I a technotard because I only got a black screen? Does that make me the most evil because the test wouldn’t even allow me to take it on account of my inherent evilness? Perhaps it’s a reflection of myself – to paraphrase Nigel Tufnel, “It’s like, how much more black could I be? And the answer is none. None more black.”
I’m only twisted. Always have been a fence-straddler.
I’m angelic?! Even after I chose “politician” for my ideal job? This is insane! Whoever made up this quiz is pure evil!!!
Oh. Now I get it.
Apparently, I am good.
Neutral? That means I am the most evil of all….
I am fairly sure this is an old quiz which been mentioned here before. (However I did not check.) In any case, I get:
‘You are insane! You aren’t evil. Go get help.’
Of course it’s wrong – I’m quite healthy, mentally.
Did you become neutral or were you simply born with a heart full of neutrality?
WTF, I’m Angelic?
I am soooo doing something wrong…or my mother did this test.
I’m good?! Bloody hell, this is humiliating. It must never leak to the public…
Apparently I am twisted.
If you have to ask, you can’t wield it ;)
I thought Christopher Walken was the weapon of choice — too bad he wasn’t one of the options.
Embarrassing, I am angelic. That has never happened before.
Oh, but I get to fantasize about sex, not World Peace. Well, then.
Embarrassing, I am angelic. That has never happened before.
Oh, but I get to fantasize about sex, not World Peace. Well, then.
“You are good. You are very tolerant towards things and are usually very good-natured yourself. You are pleasant to be around and it shows in conversations. You are rarely inclined to do wrong.”
I didn’t expect a “good” after I picked Engels and thinking about sex.
It seems I am Angelic. So then, why are so many old ladies frightened of me??
Heh. I too am pure evil. How about that PZ? Hmm? IN YOUR FACE! We Chamberlainists can be just as bad as you aggressive atheists!
Easy! They know you’re going to try to help them cross the road even when they don’t want to go. It’s like you’re a Boy Scout out of control (so your halo is probably crooked).
I’m neutral. But am I lawful or chaotic?
Whoa. Angelic, even though I picked “lawyer” (I am one–not actually my ideal job, but to my mind all of the other choices stink) and “sex.”
That I’m an angel is sure news to me.
(…Hm; a change from “lawyer” to “job of evilness” downgrades (upgrades?) me to merely Good. Have to confess that I didn’t know there was that much of a contrast.)
Is CNN Evil?
CNN Exposes Fake Spirituality in India.
What in the name of God is wrong with India’s faith?
CNN-IBN
Posted Monday , May 07, 2007 at 02:34
http://www.ibnlive.com/news/india/05_2007/what-in-the-name-of-god-is-wrong-with-indias-faith-39881.html
From the above news item, Post 28:
“..the faith has been maligned and many who claim to be Godmen, promising to rid lives of evil in the name of God have been proven close to evil themselves.”
So,
In reality,
Religious are Evil
and the Atheists are Angelic,
religiously speaking?
• Atheists are equally as likely as the most worthy theist, to get to heaven.
• No Atheist ever has or ever will go to Hell, pergatory or limbo.
• Atheists are as likely to become Angels as any other beings are.
Practically Saints, we are. How long before we get Beatified?
Hmmph. I am neutral, and hence a peacemaker. The devil you say!
Pegged me as Evil. Damn I’m going to spend eternity not only burning, but burning with my father inlaw.
The writer did not include “Canada” by accident or through ignorance. The write doesn’t just know evil: the writer IS evil.
Ah, you will never be truly evil.
Bob
I, of course, scored good. Easy-going, tolerant, blah-de-blah-blah.
What the hell is up w/that ‘little hamster in my head’ answer? Is that indicative of schizophrenia?
How is Canada a weapon of choice?
I think it has to do with donuts, vast amounts of cold empty space and the multiple uses of the word Eh!
I got angelic right off the bat. Lotta good that’s done me.
Uh oh, the timetable will have to be advanced. John W. has revealed the secret takeover plans. Alert all Tim Horton’s operatives to commence their assignments immediately.
Oh, and John, that’s doughnuts, eh? We will put you into the first of the indoctrination classes. Soon, you too, will be a good neighbour, eh? Eh?
I answered honestly, and it said I was “Evil”. That’s crap. Anyone with a “Detect Alignment” spell will tell you that I’m Chaotic Good.
Just in case you forgot to prepare that spell today.
KA – I believe the little hamster in my head is a reference to Balder’s Gate (the game.) There was a character who was a “good” berserker. He had a (probably) imaginary hamster named Boo and he generally did what it told him to. “Butt-kicking for goodness!”
Good? Please.
Neutral Good? Grr.
Pure eeeevil! Woo-hoo!
No, no, no. Chuck Norris is your weapon of choice. What, are you gonna argue with him about it?
Angelic. But I should have been Angelic Double Plus, because where I had to mark chicken, I would like to have marked Shrimp with Arugula-Walnut Pesto Fettuccine, which I made last night.
Yes, I’m bragging. I’m not much of a cook, but it turned out great anyway.
Twisted if I lie and claim I’m not using internet exploder (which I wouldn’t be if I had any choice in the matter), evil if I tell the truth. Chaotic good on the D and D scale.
Well, I’m pure evil without even trying. Maybe because I *am* Canadian.
In D&D I’m Chaotic Weird.
I’m good. I don’t know what I did wrong.
Maybe that’s my problem.
And yes, I’m Canadian. That seems to help.
On the other hand, I had trouble with the choice between sex and philosophy on the last question …
I suddenly feel so out of place here. Not only did I score “Angelic” on the How Evil Are You test, but I scored as “Neutral” on the D&D Alignment test.
:(
Yeah, I lost evil points on that one through unfamiliarity with the literature–I assumed it was like Berkowitz’ neighbor’s dog, only smaller and more rodenty.
“Merely twisted” RavenT
Any test that characterized me as Dudley Doright has got to be more closely examined.
I answered truthfully. And I am “good” witch!
“You are very tolerant towards things and are usually very good-natured yourself. You are pleasant to be around and it shows in conversations. You are rarely inclined to do wrong.” Oh this is so going on my blog.
Know what? A man wrote this, because I answered “sex” for one of the questions! ;-) (Engels for me too, Paguroidea.)
Prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral!
I’m Pure Evil, once again. Was it the beef or was it Firefox?
I did the D’n’D one twice, and got Chaotic Neutral with both sets of ‘close-enough’ answers.
Apparently, I’m “Good”. I think it came from answering “Canada” every time it was given as a choice. That, and fantasizing about philosophy more than sex.
Geez, I’m pathetic ;-).
I used to live in Canada… and have the following to report:
Canada would like to be European, but hasn’t worked out how to build a land bridge that long… (but hey, optimists, eh?). It is creditable that most Canadians do actually know where Europe is (and no, it’s not somewhere in Minnesota!)
Canada would like to be evil, but doesn’t quite know how (although it has an excellent tutor in it’s neighbor to the south). It would be really happy to be evil, so long as it didn’t involve being nasty to anyone, or result in anyone confusing Canadians with Americans!
As for the quiz…. It is most definitely evil (Scotland is never mentioned as a truly wondorful, while simultaneously ball-breakingly calvinist, favorite european country)
I made that quiz when I was in high school. It’s an interesting feeling when a high-traffic blog you frequent links to some old quiz you made when first learning how to use HTML. I’ve fixed it a bit since I first made it, so I guess it isn’t as weird as it used to be, though I still don’t understand why it’s so popular.
You wouldn’t believe the hate mail I’ve gotten from Canadians.
Oh, and spideymike – your knowledge of obscure nerd culture references is remarkably keen.
You wouldn’t believe the hate mail I’ve gotten from Canadians.
You’re right, I wouldn’t believe Canadians would send hate mail. What’d they do — threaten to apologize for being so non-evil?
You wouldn’t believe the hate mail I’ve gotten from Canadians.
Did they offer you poutine?
Sorry, there’s always some humourless bastards in every crowd.
Twisted. Saying “I’m twisted” sounds nastier than “I’m evil”. I like it.
Merely Twisted…
…reminds me of that THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS song about wanting to see someone “slowly twisting…in the wind”
YIKES
You are good!
You are very tolerant towards things and usually very good natured yourself. You are pleasant to be around and it shows in conversations. You are rarely inclined to do wrong.
Dunno what happened there then….lol
Ha! I am ANGELIC!
And yet, we all know that we atheists are evil incarnate. How strange. I must have used my secretly evil psychic vibes to skew the results…
I am pure evil. You’ve been warned.
Ken
Interwubs? I’ve never heard that one before.
Yennyway, you posted this some time ago, I think. I got “insane.”
Oh… poop. I’m not even evil – merely twisted. But I have potential!