Creationist email


This fairly typical scrap of creationist email made me smirk. Please, if you’re going to be sarcastic and tell me how stupid I am, don’t make the first word of your diatribe grammatically incorrect.

your soo smart… I wish I was as smart as you

Oh you are soo much smarter than everyone else. That’s odd being that your ancestors were monkeys. Too bad you are going to drown soon when mankind melts the polar ice caps. I guess you would have done just as well if we would have used your embryo for research and the rest of us would be much better off too. What a stupid arrogant know-it-all loser you are.

I do think it’s absolutely brilliant that in one short paragraph he managed to express his dull, uncomprehending irritation with four hot-button issues: evolution, global warming, abortion, and fetal research. If only six sentences hadn’t exceeded his attention span, maybe he could have worked in something about gay sex and the Iraq war, too.

Comments

  1. says

    You’re going to drown, but he’s not?
    Uh, is he saying that God is going to provide him a divine innertube for the next Deluge, only?

  2. says

    Good point.
    Certainly, there’s got to be a neurosurgeon, or freakshow proprietor with too much money on his or her hands who would love to buy the pickled sub-brain of these, uh, persons.

  3. quork says

    Too bad you are going to drown soon when mankind melts the polar ice caps

    But God promised he wouldn’t do that again.

    Genesis 9:11 And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

    Isaiah 54:9 For this is as the waters of Noah unto me: for as I have sworn that the waters of Noah should no more go over the earth; so have I sworn that I would not be wroth with thee, nor rebuke thee.

  4. Mary says

    Funny about the flood and God’s promise and all. I used to believe that it really took honest allegiance and a dedication to reading the bible to be a true believer – but apparently many of the fundamentalists don’t even read their own literature…

    (this is just so classic – and this guy did get re-elected)

  5. dc says

    I might also add that, to be grammatically correct, the subject line should read: “… I wish I were as smart as you.”

  6. Steve_C says

    Wow. The ignorance knows no bounds.

    Do you even reply to the rants? I’m a troll feeder, so I would be inclined to.

    But it’s not likely that it would make a difference.

  7. says

    The theory of evolution leads us to a sad and sorry realization.

    Somewhere in the past there is a common ancestor between this moron and PZ. He’s a distant cousin, as it were, to all of us.

    How distant is the question.

  8. Lindsay says

    I’m going to have to call you out on this one. Using descriptive rules, “I wish I was…” is perfectly correct. It is a singular pronoun with a singular gerund. Being processed in society and academics trains you to ignore this rule.

    This reflects something I’ve often seen in evolution-creationism encounters. People who are less educated make mistakes about science issues and are called stupid by educated people. Maybe the correct response, then, is to help them become educated about science issues instead of treating them with disdain?

    Sure it takes longer and requires a lot more patience (not to mention, less fun), but isn’t that what a more educated person should know to do?

    And no, it won’t change the minds of everyone, but it couldn’t hurt our image either.

  9. says

    The rest of you can go ahead and laugh, but there’s a good chance I’m related to this person. I have family members that are dumber than dirt. And yes, I do realize what that might say about me.

  10. Steve_C says

    Lindsay,

    It’s not like this guy is looking for an opinion, or to learn anything.

    A measured response to him would be nice, but 9 times out of 10 it goes absolutely nowhere.

    Would telling him we are not descended from monkies, but have a common ancestor and that genetically we’re more closely related to apes make a difference? I mean he clearly wants to believe that homo sapiens were poofed into existence by god.

  11. says

    I don’t think PZ was twigging on “I wish I was” – the offending error is the incorrect usage of “Your” instead of “You’re”. This is a very basic and glaring English error that shows a lack of attention to detail, in my opinion. However, I’ll cut the writer slack if English is his second language.

    Secondly, PZ is in the business of educating the public, as it were. He gets paid to do so. He’s even so generous as to educate those of us who do not pay him!

    However, there is a minimum that we are expected to do in order to partake of this. We need to do a minimum of our own homework in order to understand what he is saying.

    PZ has pointed out the required homework in a number of posts – and it includes reading books, going to other websites like Talk Origins, and generally learning how to think in rational, logical ways.

    Failing to accomplish such prerequisites would earn any Freshman biology student a well deserved failing mark – and they had to pay for the privilege of being found unworthy!

    The writer of this email has gotten off easy – he got a smirk, and a mention in a famous Atheist’s blog. He can wear his badge of martyrdom proudly. And it didn’t even cost him tuition.

  12. Jenn says

    Ack, hit “post” too quickly. I meant to add: …and this steroetype doesn’t listen to reason. Patience is wasted on a person like this.

  13. says

    “I wish I were” is correct. “I wish I was” is not. There is no gerund in the sentence.

    According to prescriptive rules, yes. But this is what Lindsay said:

    Using descriptive rules, “I wish I was…” is perfectly correct.

    (Emphasis added.) It’s fine in common usage, it just doesn’t adhere to the completely arbitrary rules of prescriptive grammar.

  14. says

    your soo smart…

    My favorite response to this sorta thing is “What about my ‘soo smart’?” The blank stare that follows is definately worth it.

  15. says

    The English subjunctive is actually doing well. It’s just that it no longer shows up in a different verb form as often as it used to – like much else. We’ve lost other forms, why not it? After all, it’s only the verb “to be” that retains a separate form for the subjunctive, and that’s being regularized away. Much as “thou art” is gone – no one weeps for “art”, do they? Or any of the second person singular’s manifestations.

  16. says

    And anyway, I’m quite sure there’s no fear in his mind that there will be a flood from global warming – that’s his attempt at sarcasm, precisely because God promised no more floods.

  17. Lindsay says

    First, about the grammar. My comment was based on descriptive rules; those contained in our basic language instincts which tell us things like the number of two related objects must agree. Jenn spoke of a “prescriptive” rule which society creates to override our instincts. Most of these prescriptive rules are quite absurd from a descriptive standpoint because they insist on doing nutty things like making your helpers and pronouns disagree in number. (Steven Pinker is the man on this subject, and a great expose on this subject can be found here:
    http://camba.ucsd.edu/~bakovic/ll/grammar_puss.html Down with the language mavens! :-D)

    As far as whether or not it was what PZ wanted to point out, it was in bold, so I considered it fair game. :) Regardless of which error you focus on (Ha! I dangled a participle!), the “your” or the “I wish I was,” it only serves to support the main point of the comment: educated people treat unedumacated peeple like their dum. I think this is as silly as treating English-as-a-Second-Language people as if they are stupid because they can’t communicate “properly” with native speakers. I don’t think you should jump to conclusions about someone’s intelligence because of their comments.

    I also understand that 9 out of 10 times people aren’t going to care and that they even might be stupid (and probably deserve it). But, that one open-minded person of a similar background to Idiots 1 through 9 will not think highly of this kind of treatment.

    I’m not saying that PZ doesn’t have every right in the world to criticize these people who email him (who are clearly looking for some kind of fight), I’m just saying that it might not be the most helpful thing in the world to do. He does a fantastic amount of work and I love reading the blog (thank you, by the way PZ!!), but it’s all for naught if you piss off someone who really needs the information. Just something for everyone to think about when in this general situation, that’s all I’m trying to say.

  18. Theo Bromine says

    Indeed, one should weep for the loss of the second person singular, as the lack of a grammatically proper distinction between one and multiple second persons has spawned the likes of “y’all”, and “youse”.

  19. says

    Given as how this so-called “Christian” failed to noticed that there were several sections of the Bible devoted specifically to admonishing the reader into loving one’s fellow neighbor, I strongly think that the twit failed to notice that God promised no more deluges to destroy the world with.

  20. Steve_C says

    Or it’s just the whole weird fundie, “never listen to a godless” scientist mind set.

    They’re very seletive about what science they acknowledge.

    I bet he runs for shelter during a hurricane or tornado warning.

  21. Steve_C says

    Lindsay,

    It’s one thing to try to school someone who seems open to the answers,
    it’s another to suck it up and play nice with someone who calls you a
    “stupid arrogant know-it-all loser”.

    The fundie creationist trolls are here often, and I don’t think we have yet come
    across one that has changed their mind. It has nothing to do with our “tone”.

  22. says

    Do I dare add a spelling flame to a grammar flame?

    your soo smart…

    My favorite response to this sorta thing is “What about my ‘soo smart’?” The blank stare that follows is definately worth it.

    Posted by: fwiffo | November 13, 2006 06:51 PM

    I probably shouldn’t because it increases the likelihood that I will misspell something; but the word we were looking for here is “definitely.”

    Recently on talk.origins I was chided for correcting “your” to “you’re” in a subject line. The OP was evidently off his meds, and so another person suggested that I should lay off. I say that the rules of grammar are applicable whatever one’s mental state may have been.

  23. JD says

    I dunno about anyone else, but I’m a huge fan of hate mail. PZ doesn’t even need to put down any commentary, if he would just do a best hate of the week or something, I’d be overjoyed.

  24. mndarwinist says

    I am trying to learn something here. As I understand it, some evangelicals take global warming seriously and want something done about it, whereas others, presumably including this person, think that climate change and evolution stand on the same footing. Can anyone tell me more about this?

  25. JamesR says

    I get the strangest feeling about these kinds of folks. It reminds me of that scene in “Young Frankenstein”. Where Dr. Frankenstein asks Igor “What was the name of the brain”?
    Igor, Abby
    Dr., Abby? Abby what?
    Igor, (In a quiet voice), Normal

  26. j says

    Down with language mavens? I still stand staunchly in opposition to dangling prepositions and the use of “they” as a singular pronoun. Perhaps I am woefully behind the times.

  27. Jud says

    mndarwinist: “I am trying to learn something here. As I understand it, some evangelicals take global warming seriously and want something done about it, whereas others, presumably including this person, think that climate change and evolution stand on the same footing. Can anyone tell me more about this?”

    Not authoritative at all, just my opinions…

    Evangelicals who want something done about global warming – couple of reasons: (1) Responsible stewardship of God’s gift; (2) smart enough to believe the science.

    Evangelicals who “think that climate change and evolution stand on the same footing” – couple of reasons: (1) God gave people dominion over the earth, which we demonstrate by doing whatever we damn please (corollary – God won’t let anything bad happen as long as we have faith); (2) confabulation of conservative and evangelical anti-scientific viewpoints, going one way (conservatives adopting anti-evolution views from evangelicals) and the other (evangelicals adopting anti-global warming views from conservatives).

  28. Nix says

    Yes, J., you’re, oh, perhaps a millennium and a half behind the times. That was valid in *Old English*, and, yes, it’s still valid now.

  29. spencer says

    This reflects something I’ve often seen in evolution-creationism encounters. People who are less educated make mistakes about science issues and are called stupid by educated people. Maybe the correct response, then, is to help them become educated about science issues instead of treating them with disdain?

    The problem with that line of thinking, Lindsay, is that these people you’re talking about don’t give a flying fig about science. In fact, they hate it. They hate it because it offers non-mystical explanations for events that used to be considered proof of God’s existence. They hate it for other reasons too. But hate it they do.

    And they simply are not interested in being “educated” on science by someone who thinks we all came from monkeys. They will actively resist such a situation. Some of them will consider it a test of their faith, and will react accordingly.

    So it seems your olive branch idea is a non-starter, for the most part. Which is too bad, because it’d be a pretty easy thing to do

  30. Keanus says

    To me there is usually a readily recognizable difference in written or oral prose between a non-native speaker of English and a ignorant boob. The former may butcher the syntax, spelling and choice of words, but the meaning is perfectly clear. The latter’s ignorance is on display in all its glory, revealing his ignorance of both language and subject. The latter is what we see in “soo smart’s” little piece, at least the part quoted by PZ. To correct his construction belabors the obvious and detracts from the substance, his willful ignorance of his subject.

  31. Crudely Wrott says

    Back in nineteen fifty mumble I was in a Cub Scout play that we prepared for our parents. I played the part of a barometer. A large dial with numbers and pointers hung from my neck. The obvious moral of this short one act drama was the value of accuracy and honesty; two ideals I have ever since regarded as co-equal. I can still remember the anxiety of waiting for my one, show stopping line. It was:

    Say what you mean and mean what you say.

    What else from an instrument of measurement?

    Since then I have run across this same comparison in diverse situations and contexts. I seem to remember corollaries in Sagan and Asimov and Heinlein and other writings.

    If I can be this attentive to the importance of a throw away line after mumble years, and retain a distinct sense of ethics from nine simple words given to a rapt and forgiving audience and abide by a creed so simply and elegantly stated, why, I ask, why can’t those who study the Word of God speak plainly and with proper regard to the structure of their own native language?

    I think that the question might answer itself: when one is so accustomed to speaking in an undefined language or idiom (scripture and sermons) to an unsophisticated and uncritical audience (a congregation of believers) it is not the message, but the appeal to accepted dogma that makes the words memorable.

    To be fair, I think there are grains of wisdom in even the most banal of declarations. There is linguistic meaning in any statement spoken by a user of language. What most talkers forget is that while they have been ruminating over a persuasive way of saying something, many others have been ruminating over the usefulness and truth of that same thing. The others have the edge.

    Still, saying and meaning go arm in arm at arms length and that is the way of it. I’m glad.

  32. jimbo says

    Heh, yeah, well while you smarty-pantseses are all arguing grammar the Creationists are out buying up all the rowboats. You’ll all be crying bitter tears when the water rises, mark my words.

  33. Paul Mannering says

    PZ consider that you don’t have enough years left in your life to possibly educate this person to the same level of knowledge and understanding that you have. You would have to start with basic concepts,like 1+1= and work on up through the most basic science (states of matter, energy conversion etc etc)until he could have enough education to realise just how stupid he was before you started on this life time quest to educate him.

    So realistically, just yawn, shrug and move on to the next intriguing squid.

  34. Mark C says

    In the future could we be warned when the link gets forwarded to grammarblogs.com, please? You’re cooperation is greatly appreciated.

  35. Phoenician in a time of Romans says

    I mean he clearly wants to believe that homo sapiens were poofed into existence by god.

    Ah. I knew someone would be able to work Teh Gay!! in there.

  36. Azkyroth says

    The English subjunctive is actually doing well. It’s just that it no longer shows up in a different verb form as often as it used to – like much else. We’ve lost other forms, why not it? After all, it’s only the verb “to be” that retains a separate form for the subjunctive, and that’s being regularized away. Much as “thou art” is gone – no one weeps for “art”, do they? Or any of the second person singular’s manifestations.

    Meh. I just can’t wait until the people who complain about hearing “No problem” instead of “You’re welcome” but who haven’t bothered to learn any Old English grammar (hypocritical, since they are obviously they are of the opinion that linguistic customs should never change) die of old age. I wonder how many of them are the same people who complain about “Happy Holidays?”

  37. Azkyroth says

    Posted too soon.

    Down with language mavens? I still stand staunchly in opposition to dangling prepositions and the use of “they” as a singular pronoun. Perhaps I am woefully behind the times.

    Try reading some of the hideously ambiguous and awkward sentences that can result from strict adherence to the dangling prepositions rule, or going around saying “he-or-she” over and over. It reminds me of that bearing problem in my Trig class (I don’t remember the problem, just the outcome) where I discovered that following the rules of significant figures would require me to round the hypotenuse to 1000 units–making it shorter than one of the triangle’s legs!

  38. truth machine says

    I’m going to have to call you out on this one.

    Well aren’t you an arrogant twit.

    Using descriptive rules, “I wish I was…” is perfectly correct.

    What ignorant rot. descriptive rules aren’t normative — they don’t establish what is “correct”.

  39. truth machine says

    I still stand staunchly in opposition to dangling prepositions and the use of “they” as a singular pronoun. Perhaps I am woefully behind the times.

    No, you’re just ignorant.

  40. truth machine says

    As far as whether or not it was what PZ wanted to point out, it was in bold, so I considered it fair game. :)

    Which part of “first word” are you too stupid to comprehend? It was dc who wrote that, to be grammatically correct, it should be “were”. You can, like Pinker and other descriptivists, criticize the very notion of grammatical correctness, but if you do so then it’s moronic to debate which usages are correct or incorrect.

  41. truth machine says

    I don’t think you should jump to conclusions about someone’s intelligence because of their comments.

    That’s a lovely strawman to round out the rest of your patronizing foolishness. PZ pointed out the irony of the letter writer calling PZ stupid. Sheesh.

  42. truth machine says

    Try reading some of the hideously ambiguous and awkward sentences that can result from strict adherence to the dangling prepositions rule

    There is no “dangling prepositions” rule. Some ignorant pedant-wannabe’s complain, for no reason they can articulate, about ending a sentence with a preposition. That has nothing to do with a dangling participle, which is bad because it’s ambiguous or outright misleading, e.g., “Being in a dilapidated condition, I was able to get the house cheap”.

  43. Azkyroth says

    You’re right, “don’t start.” Indeed, I have little doubt that this display of wit and wisdom would inspire nothing less than open-mouthed amazement in an audience of typical first graders.

    I won’t address the posts you’re referring since they’ll doubtless be disemvowelled within minutes of PZ waking up–as they well should–and because they should not be dignified with comments.

  44. Azkyroth says

    PS: PZ, are these trolls actually posting from two different IPs, or is it really just one troll clapping one-handed at his own verbal vomitus?

  45. truth machine says

    And I didn’t even comment on the rank stupidity of “It is a singular pronoun with a singular gerund.” What part of “I wish I was …”, pray tell, is the gerund? And what the heck is the distinction between a “singular” gerund and other kinds? Perhaps it’s the difference between the committing of an error and the committing of many errors. Remarkably, this Lindsey person managed to commit more in their first short paragraph than did the creationist. Think what the world would be like if we was all so thoroughly “processed in society and academics”.

  46. truth machine says

    Azkyroth, what the hell are you talking about? You think I’m a troll? You think I’ll be disemvowelled? You think I am the same person as “don’t even start …”? None of those are rational beliefs.

  47. truth machine says

    Finally, I would love to whether Lindsey claims that the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle is, according to “descriptive rules”, “perfect correct”, or not:

    Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
    That is what I truly wish to be
    ‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
    Everyone would be in love with me.

  48. lo says

    @article:
    Loool, i think you totally nailed it. It sounds like the dull verbosities of a 10 year old kid who has yet to have his social lessions, but sadly it is a homage to the illiteracy an d lack of education regarding almost all disciplines (including their own) that most creationists display.

  49. says

    No, truth machine is not the same as our recurring creationist trolls. However, tm does need to take some anger management classes — the strings of angry comments do make him look a tad…obsessive.

  50. Ray says

    As for the Oscar Mayer jingle, I know the answer to that! The last line is incorrect and ought to be Everyone would be in love with I. And you thought you could catch us out… tsk tsk, we is much more cleverer than that.

  51. says

    “Indeed, one should weep for the loss of the second person singular, as the lack of a grammatically proper distinction between one and multiple second persons has spawned the likes of “y’all”, and “youse”.”

    Oh, you think y’all is bad…I grew up in Pittsburgh, where the standard second-person plural was Yinz.

    Yes, southwest PA has an…interesting dialect.

  52. dale says

    I went into the watering hole last evening to find a sign that said, “Taco’s $1.50.”
    I asked each of the three bartenders, “where is the taco’s $1.50?” Nobody got it. They think I’m wierd.

  53. says

    Lindsay:

    I’m not saying that PZ doesn’t have every right in the world to criticize these people who email him (who are clearly looking for some kind of fight), I’m just saying that it might not be the most helpful thing in the world to do.

    Spencer got in here first; I’d like to second his/her/its vote. There is definitely a class of person who refuses to learn, who deliberately chooses to remain in total ignorance.

    Such individuals are worthy only of mockery — and you don’t have to just take my word for it, either. Jefferson felt the same way. (Look at the very first quote in the introduction.)

  54. says

    Just fyi, Pharyngula, you are so smart, and I do wish I were as smart as you. But unlike your interlocutor, I’m trying to get there. (In other words, keep up the good work.)

  55. Jenn says

    In response to Lindsay (grammar does not equal intelligence): Ignorance and stupidity are too different things. However, I think when a person is ignorant of something they’ve been educated about since a very young age, that is stupidity.

    It’s possible that this guy was in a furious rush, and made a typo. In that case, he obviously didn’t care enough about his email, and thus his audience, to proof-read, so why should we give his opinions any repsect?

  56. Jenn says

    ROFLMAO, yeah so I apparently didn’t respect you all enough to proof-read and catch my “too” when I should have used “two. Kindly disregard me…

  57. mgr says

    Sorry for the pedantry, but the comments have me wincing.

    Old English is Anglo-Saxon (Modern spoken English derives from a Midlands dialect), and does not have a ‘grammar’, its structure is similar to other European languages in being synthetic, with word suffices and inflections acting to redundantly indicate tense, person, and mood. It is not until the enlightenment with Samuel Johnson’s dictionary that a formal English grammar with rules borrowed from Latin grammar that we see the formalization of Modern English as an analytic language, where word position and juxtaposition indicate tense, person, and mood.

    The problem is with teaching writing that stresses personal expression that rules of formal grammar are overlooked, and expected to be mastered later. But this is primarily a rule for teaching ESL and patios speakers (BEV, Spanglish), not for formal educated adult communication.

    (For the sake of completeness–Middle English is the period from the Norman Conquest through to about the War of the Roses, when assimilation of French and Latin words into the language were underway. Chaucer wrote in Middle English Midlands dialect, which is why many of the terminal ‘e’s were voiced, rather than signals of ‘long’ vowels. Writers from other regional dialects from this period are almost unreadable–the ‘Pearl’ poet for example)

  58. says

    I guess I’m just wondering why the emailer chose to stoop to your level with the verbal attacks. I suppose the frustration of watching you attack people of faith on a daily basis must have struck a nerve. Still, there are better ways to carry on dialogue unless one’s aim is to create more hatred.

  59. says

    LOL….

    Well, Steve, last I heard “scientific consensus” places the earth at 4.5 billion years old. I certainly wouldn’t dream of arguing that “fact” here at science central.

  60. Steviepinhead says

    FTK is about as representative of “people of faith” as GWB is of “presidents of intelligence.”

  61. Steve_C says

    OK. Was just checking to see if you were a YEC or an OEC.

    I know what science says. So do you. Not sure you accept that fact though.

  62. says

    “FTK is about as representative of “people of faith” as GWB is of “presidents of intelligence.””

    Hmmm….that’s certainly an interesting comment. I don’t suppose you’d care to elaborate as to what exactly it means. I can’t imagine that you know much about me or my beliefs.

  63. says

    ForTheKids, do realize that, among other things, Professor Myers is ridiculing this hate-mongering twit because A) this guy is a hateful little idiot who thinks that he’s smarter than Professor Myers, B) the aforementioned hateful little idiot also forgot the parts in the Bible where the reader is admonished to love thy neighbor, and not to ridicule other people, and where God promised that He would not destroy the world and its inhabitants in another flood.

  64. says

    Personally, I’ve found that ridicule never leads to anything other than more outrage and hatred. Not to say that I haven’t lost my head on occasion and whipped out a few one liners that would turn heads. But, to keep up the ridicule, sarcasm, and verbal assaults on a daily basis really says something about a person.

    There are much better ways to handle situations in which we disagree with people. But, that’s just my opinion. You’re welcome to your own.

  65. Steviepinhead says

    Ah, FTK, please feel free to elucidate any relevant views you may have. Instead of dancing around, accusing PZ of vague infractions against “people of [undefined scientific views who give credence to an undefined] faith,” all while slipping any questions on your own age-of-earth stance.

    But unless you’re sock-puppeting someone else’s handle, methinks you’ve shown somewhat of yourself here and on PT…

    Feel free to deny and dissimulate, however.

  66. junk science says

    When all you do to defend yourself is whine that your opponents are being mean to you, you don’t do your argument any favors.

  67. says

    How does one correct the behavior of someone like PZ Myers’ penpal?
    I mean, ForTheKids, how does one argue with someone who argues from the premise “I’m better than you because I accept Jesus H. Christ, and you don’t, and if you’re so smart, how come I’m going to Heaven, and you’re not?”?
    I know from personal experience that these sorts of, and I’m very very generous when I say, “persons,” that trying to calming and respectfully correct the flaws in these “persons”‘ arguments is about as constructive as using yak dung spackle to repair a sidewalk in Los Angeles.

  68. Kseniya says

    “…is about as constructive as using yak dung spackle to repair a sidewalk in Los Angeles.”

    Wow… you’ve done that?

  69. says

    “I mean, ForTheKids, how does one argue with someone who argues from the premise “I’m better than you because I accept Jesus H. Christ, and you don’t, and if you’re so smart, how come I’m going to Heaven, and you’re not?””

    Well, I hadn’t realized that phrase was included in the email, but if that was the emailer’s argument, then the best thing to do would be to merely ignore it, IMO. What would be the point of taking that conversation further? And, publishing it in a public blog only enhances the irritation and anger coming from both sides. It feeds the furor frenzy.

  70. says

    ForTheKids, they may not say that exactly, but, when they imply that their opponent(s) is going to die or go to Hell through the grace of God, and they, themselves, will not, I strongly suspect that they’re arguing from that particular premise.

    Personally, I think that such holyrolling idiots should be put in their place, especially since simply ignoring them allows them to continue bother other people with their disgusting spiritual pollution, as well as tarnish the good names of Christians everywhere.

    And yes, I tried using yak dung spackle.
    It was neither pretty, nor pleasant, especially since the yak I was using was very constipated.

  71. Leon says

    There are much better ways to handle situations in which we disagree with people.

    That’s true enough (I assume that by “better” you mean something like “more constructive”), and there are times when those better ways are most appropriate. But this is his personal blog, and he’s responding to someone who’s making strong, inaccurate statements about something he’s an expert in, and is calling him names (“stupid arrogant know-it-all loser”).

    I gather PZ gets a lot of emails like this. He doesn’t whine about each one and claim persecution. Here he’s pulled out a good representative and picked it apart, and the worst thing he says about this guy is that he’s ignorant.

    It wouldn’t be right to trot out every item of hate mail to complain about, but neither does he have to silently take all the insults he gets, either. I think this is a healthy way to vent about this sort of thing, and it’s in an appropriate place for venting.

  72. says

    “But this is his personal blog, and he’s responding to someone who’s making strong, inaccurate statements about something he’s an expert in, and is calling him names (“stupid arrogant know-it-all loser”).”

    But, pz uses those type of descriptive words all the time. If you agree that it’s okay to put people down in that manner, then there should be no hysteria about the emailer’s use of ad homs. It’s not entirely clear whether the emailer was refering to something “pz is in expert in”, or if he/she is merely put off with pz’s attitude. Either way that type of dialogue is hurtful, hateful, and useless.

  73. Azkyroth says

    Azkyroth, what the hell are you talking about?

    Did I stutter?

    You think I’m a troll?

    Given that you posted four angry posts in a row riddled with gratuitous personal insults…yes I do, though re-reading the third post makes me less certain since on closer inspection it doesn’t seem to be an attack on PZ after all.

    You think I’ll be disemvowelled?

    Having understood that as standard practice for trolling posts…apparently that’s just for certain repeat offenders.

    You think I am the same person as “don’t even start …”?

    Given that this is a tactic that’s been employed by trolls frequently in the past, his timely and possibly sycophantic praise, combined with his handle, certainly made me wonder.

    None of those are rational beliefs.

    Perhaps not, on re-reading.

  74. Leon says

    He makes an ignorant statement about evolution, saying we evolved from monkeys (and at the same time intimating he doesn’t accept evolution). Evolutionary theory is certainly something PZ is an expert in. Climatology and stem-cell research, not so much.

    This sort of dialogue certainly does get people riled up, and it can be all those things you describe (the tangents on grammar in this thread certainly got to be that way), but I don’t know that what PZ did here was all that bad. He was responding to a direct attack, without (in my estimation) going overboard. This sort of thing may not accomplish much, but it’s also not necessarily a good idea to let ignorant statements go unanswered.

  75. Interrobang says

    Hmm, a concern troll. I see. I get it. I’ll bite. No, it’s not “hurtful, hateful, and useless,” it’s justified, enjoyable, and fun. If you send someone like PZ Myers, Scienceblogger Extraordinaire, an e-mail in which you not only demonstrate your shocking lack of grammatical acuity, but you also call him a “stupid arrogant know-it-all loser,” you pretty much have to expect that you’re going to get some kind of a response, most probably in the form of a blog posting. After all, as I used to teach my writing students, once you send something by e-mail, it’s as good as published, so you can’t be too upset if someone does something you don’t happen to like with your words. You’re on the record. (As the Klingon proverb goes, “If you do not wish a thing heard, do not say it.”)

    Am I blaming the victim? No — the victim just posted the e-mail on his blog, without resorting to malediction of any kind.

  76. Steviepinhead says

    FTK, yet another “ad hom” whiner who seems clueless about what an ad hom is. Hint: argument is bad because you’re a stupid loser–ad hom. Your argument is a fallacious, evidence-free recycling of previously-refuted idiocy and, oh yeah, by the way, that MAKES you a stupid loser–not an ad hom.

    Dismissing with a few well-chosen insults some yapping moron who emails PZ without advancing any “argument” beyond insults, grammatical errors, religious threats, and recycled Creationist bumper-sticker slogans–not remotely “ad hom.”

    Go learn a little logic before throwing “logic”-y phrases around, thanks ever so.

  77. says

    When you read ftk’s whining, one thing should be in your thoughts: cui bono?

    She’s a known creationist. I believe she may even have been banned from the kcfs forums. So when she comes here to so nicely advise that “There are much better ways to handle situations”, keep in mind that she is not interested in the slightest in advancing the same causes I am — she’s actually the kind of know-nothing I oppose. Does anyone honestly believe she’s sincere in giving us suggestions?

  78. Steve LaBonne says

    Aww, what would a blog comment section be without concern trolls? Whenever I see one nowadays I think of all the Republican concern trolls who were all over the place before the election, and I say: HEH!

  79. truth machine says

    Given that you posted four angry posts in a row riddled with gratuitous personal insults…yes I do, though re-reading the third post makes me less certain since on closer inspection it doesn’t seem to be an attack on PZ after all.

    So a) you can read my mind and determine my mental state and b) all insults are “gratuitous” and c) you can only see the “insult” words and not the substance? Say, the bit about descriptions not being normative? And on which reading and with what sort of inspection did my third post, or any other post I’ve ever written at this blog, attack PZ?

    Given that this is a tactic that’s been employed by trolls frequently in the past,

    What is a tactic? Writing substantive, informative, and accurate posts pointing out arrogant posing and numerous factual errors by someone who took PZ to task for a error he didn’t commit?

    Having understood that as standard practice for trolling posts…apparently that’s just for certain repeat offenders.

    Perhaps it’s standard practice for actual trolling posts, and not for posts you didn’t read carefully and didn’t understand.

  80. truth machine says

    However, tm does need to take some anger management classes — the strings of angry comments do make him look a tad…obsessive.

    I’m not angry and neither were my comments; you might want to read them more closely.

  81. truth machine says

    It was Winston Churchill that said, “a preposition is a bad word to end a sentence with.”

    That’s an interesting fabrication. But no, he didn’t say that, at least, he’s not on record as saying that. But he is credited with writing, in response to an editor who had rearranged one of his sentences, “This is the sort of English up with which I will not put”.

  82. Azkyroth says

    Truth Machine:

    Would you actually contend that it’s unreasonable for someone to infer something about your mental state from, for instance, the fact that you chose to respond to the post presently on my screen as I type this with “That’s an interesting fabrication” rather than something along the lines of “I don’t think that’s correct”? You are aware that those two statements will be interpreted differently (namely, the first is phrased as an accusation and seems to imply that you assume the person in question deliberately made something up and put it in Churchill’s mouth), aren’t you? You are aware that your statement above exudes a degree of certainty that lends itself to being mistaken for arrogance and is going to be a bit awkward if someone finds a citation that disproves your claim?

    And you are aware that this sort of accusatory, inflammatory phrasing riddles your previous posts on this thread (rather jarring, since I’ve seen some clear-headed and diplomatic posts elsewhere on this blog with your byline since I originally responded)? That your posts sound as though you consider another person being mistaken about something to necessarily indicate that person to be a fool, a liar, or both? That your posts suggest that you are so smugly confident in the correctness of your beliefs and understanding that you consider succinct and undiluted snark an acceptable substitute for detailed discussions of the errors you’re pointing out and perhaps supporting citations?

    If you can honestly answer in the negative to the above questions, then my interpretation of your statements as trolling would appear to be a pattern-matching error. Otherwise, frankly, you’ve got some explaining to do.

  83. truth machine says

    Would you actually contend that it’s unreasonable for someone to infer something about your mental state from, for instance, the fact that you chose to respond to the post presently on my screen as I type this with “That’s an interesting fabrication” rather than something along the lines of “I don’t think that’s correct”?

    Yes, I certainly would. It is an interesting fabrication — there’s an interesting relationship between what Churchill actually said and what dale attributed to him, and that observation is not at all captured by “I don’t think that’s correct”. It clearly is a fabrication — it is not arrogant to say so, any more than it’s arrogant to say that “Neptune orbits the moon” is a fabrication, rather than the mealy-mouthed “I don’t think that’s correct”. You’re apparently too dimwitted to understand this, which also explains your reaction to my other posts. Make whatever conclusions from that about my mental state that you will — they are irrelevant and worthless.

  84. truth machine says

    what Churchill actually said

    I should amend that (I was more careful the first time): “what is actually attributed to Churchill”. It’s unlikely that he actually said (or wrote) it — more likely it was a different contributor to The Strand.

  85. truth machine says

    Just another bit about Azkyroth’s silly ad hominem attack on me:

    You are aware that your statement above exudes a degree of certainty that lends itself to being mistaken for arrogance and is going to be a bit awkward if someone finds a citation that disproves your claim?

    I’m not worried about any “awkward”ness stemming from the logical possibility that there might be a citation that disproves my claim, any more than I would about my claim that “Neptune circles the moon” is a fabrication, or the numerous creationist fabrications of quotes by famous scientists. Churchill never said what dale says he said — this is an empirical conclusion based on fairly thorough knowledge of the subject; like all empirical conclusions, it is conceivably incorrect. But just because Azkyroth lacks the knowledge to make a claim confidently doesn’t mean that no one has the knowledge to make the claim confidently. If one were to follow his formula, then all we could ever say about creationist claims is “I don’t think that is correct”, and anyone who made a stronger claim would be “arrogant” and be risking an “awkward” refutation. That’s just stupid.

  86. truth machine says

    That your posts suggest that you are so smugly confident in the correctness of your beliefs and understanding that you consider succinct and undiluted snark an acceptable substitute for detailed discussions of the errors you’re pointing out and perhaps supporting citations?

    This complaint would be more (at all) justified if you were to point out a case where I was mistaken, or there is even reason to think that I was mistaken, rather than the mere possibility that I was mistaken. Gee, Churchill might have said “a preposition is a bad word to end a sentence with”, even though none of the readily available sources about Churchill mention any such statement, whereas they do, repeatedly and prominently, mention a different statement about ending a sentence with a preposition. You see, you too could be “smugly confident” if you simply did the work to check out whether my claims are subject to real doubt, as opposed to conceivable doubt. The same goes for what I wrote about description not being normative, a non-existent rule about “dangling prepositions” vs. a real rule about dangling participles, and so on. The “smug confidence” comes from the triviality of confirming these facts. What you should be complaining about instead is the smug confidence of people like dale and Lindsey who boldly make assertions that are readily shown to be in error.

  87. Forthekids says

    “When you read ftk’s whining, one thing should be in your thoughts: cui bono?

    She’s a known creationist. I believe she may even have been banned from the kcfs forums. So when she comes here to so nicely advise that “There are much better ways to handle situations”, keep in mind that she is not interested in the slightest in advancing the same causes I am — she’s actually the kind of know-nothing I oppose. Does anyone honestly believe she’s sincere in giving us suggestions?”

    Certainly, I’m sincere.

    Obviously, I’m not interested in advancing some of your beliefs, but that doesn’t mean that my opinions or comments should be rejected as idiotic rambling as you relay in your posts regarding IDists or creationists at large.

    I know many brilliant individuals who disagree with various aspects of both your science and your attacks on theology, so you verbal insults have no affect on me.

    What I’m trying to tell you is that you actually play into the hands of the raging right wing televangelists. They continue to rant about atheist’s lack of morals, etc, etc. Do you not realize that by your utter disrespect for those who do not agree with you, and your ability to cause your choirboys to engage in dialogues of outrage, you are causing more hatred and division between people? As a strong atheist, shouldn’t you be leading the way in making the world a more peaceful place? If you believe that religion does not aid in morals or how we treat one another, then show us a better way. I can’t believe that your daily insults are a good example of how one should live their life and try to get along with others. Ranting and raging is not going to change opinions or behavior.

    Yes, I was banned from KCFS after over 3,600 posts and a year and a half of trying to consider all aspects of this debate from the point of view of the opposition. At times, I lost my cool, but overall I tried very hard to understand their positions on a variety of matters. Jack felt that it was no longer productive to have me engage in discussion at KCFS, so I decided to start my own blog.

    If you take a look at my blog, you will find that I treat EVERYONE with respect. You will never find me calling someone an idiot, or a “know-nothing”, etc., etc. I will certainly argue my position, but do so with respect. The respect I feel for them is real, btw. We all come to the table with various worldviews and are all influenced by different factors. I may not agree with their viewpoint, but I do have respect for them as a person.

    What is really disheartening is that I’ve no doubt many of your students read your blog entries. The hatred and utter disrespect for others is being passed on to the next generation by the choice of words and behavior you put forth. Professors are looked upon as role models and students are profoundly influenced by their teachers. You could do better…

  88. Azkyroth says

    truth machine

    Refer to the criteria for labeling something an “ad hominem” attack elsewhere in this thread.

    And frankly, I don’t care how justified you think your behavior is. Perhaps you’re right, but that was not my question. My actual question was “is this guy oblivious to how he comes off, or does he simply not care”, and you have answered it most satisfactorily.

    You have, for approximately the duration of this thread, given an impression of your personality and attitudes best summarized as “an arrogant little prick,” and I doubt I’m alone in this view (I imagine that this condescending tone, combined with your tendency to fire off volleys of posts attacking individual paragraphs of others’ arguments–as if you were writing them as fast as they occurred to you, rather than combining them into a structured rebuttal–is the reason behind the interpretation of your statements as “angry”, for instance). The fact that you don’t seem to care how others interpret your statements, beyond the fact that you apparently regard any inferences they make about your personality and attitudes from them as completely unjustifiable, supports that impression rather than undermining it. Your attempt to shift the burden of proof (“if you simply did the work to check out whether my claims are subject to real doubt”, emphasis in original–it is your responsibility to establish and present the evidential grounds for your claims and I think you know this) also supports that impression. Your specious description of my attempt to point out (in case the issue was genuine ignorance) how you come off to other readers as an “ad hominem attack” supports this impression (had I been attempting to establish the factual validity of your objective argument on that basis it would have been an ad hominem attack. This was manifestly not the case. An unflattering description is not automatically an ad hominem attack, and frankly, this accusation is calling the kettle).

    So no, perhaps the label “troll” doesn’t technically fit. But yes, when you conduct yourself in this fashion you can expect people to at least sometimes interpret your comments that way, and taking exception to it while maintaining the same tone is, at best, irrational.

  89. says

    Sorry for the pedantry, but the comments have me wincing.

    Old English is Anglo-Saxon (Modern spoken English derives from a Midlands dialect), and does not have a ‘grammar’, its structure is similar to other European languages in being synthetic, with word suffices and inflections acting to redundantly indicate tense, person, and mood. It is not until the enlightenment with Samuel Johnson’s dictionary that a formal English grammar with rules borrowed from Latin grammar that we see the formalization of Modern English as an analytic language, where word position and juxtaposition indicate tense, person, and mood.

    This statement is crazy. I don’t know where to start. But let’s just say that Old English had grammar, as all languages do. Using the definition of grammar to be the entire system of linguistic knowledge–from sound patterns and word formation to semantics and syntax. To insinuate that the Enlightenment brought ‘grammar’ to English speakers is pretty ridiculous.

    But if by ‘grammar’ you mean ‘syntax’, Old English was just as rich as any other language. See:
    http://www.wmich.edu/medieval/research/rawl/IOE/basicgrammar.html
    for example.

  90. Schadenfreude says

    It would be easier to make fun of the spelling mistakes in his letter if you hadn’t fumbled the third word in your posting. What part of your sentence is the adverb “typically” supposed to be modifying?

    Just because you’re right 99% of the time doesn’t mean you get a total free pass when you’re not. :-)

  91. Steve_C says

    Read closer. It’s typical not typically. It’s an adjective.

    This is what happens when we all get into a grammar debate.
    I have horrible writing skills. So I refrain from throwing grammar stones.

    Can’t we all just agree that this guy is a partially illiterate crank and worthy of mockery?

  92. Rachel says

    I came in here to do a research paper for my class, and all I find is… english. What exactly is the point of proofreading? I really don’t care at all, it’s a waste of time. I mean, just picking fights over grammar, is stupid… really, really stupid.

    and crazily enough, I am actually feeling like I need to live up to expectations on this webpage. Is grammar really that important here? we’re supposed to be discussing the origin of man here. so dumb

    and btw, don’t even bother proofreading mine. it’s just pointless, proofreading it. i just want a few questions answered anyway

    what I really want to know is, what exactly are known facts over evolution and creationism? what do we know for a fact, that has been proven?

    i know that evolution has some facts, like, the chimp.. way back when. not sure when, i haven’t done all that much research yet.. but then there’s some sort of blank spot in the evolution map (or whatever you call it).?

    but, there also isn’t any proof for creationism either.

    like i said, i’d really appretiate it if known facts were given to me, and that my comment isn’t proofread.

    thanks