This is a gross violation of my expectations: the Halloween edition of The Synapse doesn’t even once crack a zombie joke. I was terribly disappointed.
At least it does serve up a nice platter of brains.
Braaaaains
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
The classic zombie joke from the movie, “The Ghost Breakers”…
Scientist: “A zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes, walking around blindly, with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”
Bob Hope: “You mean like Democrats?”
Favorite zombie joke:
What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaainsss…
Here’s a link to Alton Brown’s instructions on how to make a panna cotta in the shape of a brain (complete with raspberry sauce). Tasty and disturbing, all at once!
http://tinyurl.com/6srz3
Aha! When I followed the link, I realized that Steve’s brain receipe is adapted from Alton’s.
I can see a pomegranate glaze being tastier than the original cranberry (not raspberry, as I mistakenly said).
mmm, Kuru…
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Grendelkhan, I totally stole your joke. Hilarious!
Anybody seen the zombie blog? Got to be your blog o’ the day at least once a year!