Pirates and zombies, oh my


First, the Minnesota zombies invaded the lakes. Then there was some unpleasantness from the police when they took over the mall. Now there’s going to be a zombie pub crawl in Minneapolis on Saturday, September 9. But wait! There’s also going to be a pirate pub crawl on the same day! What to do, what to do…

Actually, my personal dilemma is easily resolved by the date. It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife’s birthday. Even if the possibility of a pirate-zombie war tempts you.

(via MNspeak)

Comments

  1. quork says

    But wait! There’s also going to be a pirate pub crawl on the same day! What to do, what to do…

    The ideal solution would be to watch from a safe location, such as the crow’s nest.

  2. bill thater says

    Actually, my personal dilemma is easily resolved by the date. It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife’s birthday. Even if the possibility of a pirate-zombie war tempts you.

    and they say there’s no evidence for evoloution.;-)

  3. quork says

    Just combine the two and go as pirate zombies.

    This sounded quite novel to me, so I was surprised when “ninja pirate zombies” pulled up 4 pages of links on Goggle.

  4. quork says

    But…but…ninjas and pirates are natural enemies!

    Sure they are. So are werewolves and vampires, but I saw this documentary earlier this year with Kate Beckinsale…

  5. says

    It is a very bad idea to do a pub crawl the evening before your wife’s birthday.

    Can’t you bring her along? Call it a birthday party or something.

  6. Carlie says

    Dang – even the evening before is off-limits? Is that like the Jewish Sabbath starting at sundown the night before?