The Tangled Bank has grown so huge that apparently we now need a whole polytechnic university to handle it. Appropriately enough, I’m not on the academic faculty—I’m down in the health services clinic, checking out genitals.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Don’t sell yourself short. Parasite screening is very important. Besides, would you rather be lecturing the frat-boys with GrrlScientist?
Hey, I wasn’t selling myself short — I think it’s cool.
Wait until they see my bedside manner, though…I would make House look like a teddy bear.
At least you are not reduced to selling caps and gowns.
But that’s where the graduating seniors really seem to think that cranial capacity matters!