I’ve been streaming Star Trek: Voyager on Netflix, and I think I’ll start talking to my kid like Seven of Nine. There could be standard responses to common child behaviors: whining, wheedling, sleeping, eating, babbling, dressing, grooming, emoting. All that is needed is cool clarity.
Is it OK to just flash memes at your child? Is that an acceptable modern parenting style? Finn can come back from spring break to Borg Mom.
I have more. I’ll save them for later. The nice thing is, many of them can be used on adults as well. I like it when a thing can serve more than one purpose. It is most efficient.