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A very important list

Oh shit, Rise of Skywalker is one week from today! Below are the OBJECTIVELY correct Star Wars rankings as determined by my exhaustive, peer-reviewed research:

  • 4
  • 5
  • 3
  • Rogue
  • 6
  • Solo
  • 7
  • 8
  • Getting hit by a speeder
  • 1
  • Getting sliced in half with a lightsaber
  • 2

I also want to add that – in light of recent, very important, internet battles – I am a TLJ centrist. Both sides!

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