Cuttlecap tip to commenter “Artor” at Pharyngula–the marvelous Jonathan Coulton with the first (that I know of) squid-based love song… that really works:

How is it I have never heard that song before? (and yes, I know more people will have seen it in PZ’s comments than will on my front page, but I thought my readers might appreciate it!)

This being Halloween week, some of you might recall another appropriate Jonathan Coulton song: