…Wait, what?Yes, because your vagina has to smell minty fresh before you dare do serious business. Oh, and don’t forget to eat. Or be on time. Or think about what you’re going to say. Those things may just be important, in case you were too worried about your smelly vagina to remember.
…I hate women-targeted advertisements, in case you couldn’t tell.
Oh, and ladies? Douching is bad for you. Don’t do it.