Um, I Just Wanted Scrambled Eggs

So I decided to make myself some scrambled eggs this morning when I found this on the inside of the carton:



Damn, and I thought I had escaped Sunday morning fire-and-brimstone preaching!

Should I tell them I had bacon on the side?


  1. blf says

    Well, that does give you a good reason to jump up-and-down on the eggs, while also (if it helps) screaming in frustration. Well jumped up-and-down up eggs are quite throughly scrambled. Be careful about the screaming, however, it might scare the bacon and / or curdle the coffee.

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