By Doug Fields
The Reader’s Editor
Election season is almost over with, and this one will probably go down as one of the most important in US history. Will a blue wave of liberalism sweep over the country, or will a red tide of fascism rise up? You, the readers, will decide. We’ve mostly been getting generic form letters from supporters of each candidate, but I found a few original ones worthy of being published:
To the Editor:
What does #Yeexit mean to me? It means not supporting a political party just because one of them passed the Civil Rights Act over 50 years ago, or because the other freed the slaves over 150 years ago. It asking what each party will do for blacks. It also means looking at each candidate’s positions and their current conduct.
#Yeexit has a simple message for politicians of all parties: Don’t take us for granted. Earn our vote, now!
Claude Z. Washington
That’s good advice for everyone.
For some reason, we’ve been getting some suspicious letters from the Sixth Congressional District. Here’s the most interesting one.
To the editor:
I’m a tax-loving pansexual transgender Hillary Clinton Democrat who believes global warming is real because it was hot last summer.
I won’t be voting for Sean Casten because he denied five women the opportunity to run for Congress! I’ve also conducted my own research on the Internet, and I keep seeing the word “Stupid” pop up. He makes me mad!
He also said he admires a man who refuses to date women! How hateful is that?
Peter Roskam once said he supported the Violence Against Women Act. That’s good enough for me!
I also heard that there will be many liberals voting for Peter Roskam and that will include #metoo!
Insert Female Name here
Don’t use Wheaton, IL
Don’t send until approved by Peter.
For the record, all the women who ran against Casten later endorsed him. We’ve even heard that some are campaigning for him in the general election. He admires Dan Savage for creating the “It Gets Better” campaign. Savage won’t date women because he’s gay. Congressman Peter Roskam voted for the Violence Against Woman Act before he voted against it. I guess he’s from the John Kerry school of voting. Lastly, Casten has undergraduate degrees in molecular biology and biochemistry. He also has a masters’ degree in both engineering management and biochemical engineering. So pardon me if I doubt the Koch Brother’s description of Casten.
Closer to home, we also have quite a few people commenting about the Bolingbrook Park District’s referendum. First the Yes side:
To the Editor:
Did you know in this election, you can vote to give the Park District more money, and to lower your taxes at the same time? Is it magic? Is it an act of God? Who cares! I urge all voters to put the Bolingbrook Park District first and vote yes on the Park District Referendum.
Now the No side:
To the Editor:
The Bolingbrook Park District has sunk to a new low in their effort to sneak their new tax increase by us. I was going to put up some yard signs opposing the next tax, but then I saw someone had beaten me to it. So I decided not to make the signs. Then one day I decided to go to the URL on the No signs. The website is actually for the Yes side!
This is evil. Residents should be enjoying the full savings from the Park District paying off a bond. Instead, the Park District is sneaking in a new tax and hoping we don’t notice it because our tax bill will drop slightly.
Don’t be fooled! This is a tax increase, and taxes are evil! Resist evil. Vote no and unite against the Bolingbrook Park District.
Sam Z. Peterseim
This is almost as fun as reading the Bolingbrook Politics on Facebook. Seriously, it comes down to this: Do homeowners want to save a little money, or do they want to save a lot of money? We will find out this week.
Remember: Soldiers and activists died so you could vote. Don’t waste their sacrifice. Vote on November 6th.
Also in the Babbler:
Mayor Claar: No plans to place armed citizens at polling places
Alien election observers arrive in Bolingbrook
Editorial: Lack of sex isn’t an excuse to kill people
God to smite Bolingbrook on 11/7/18