Attention all atheists:


Are you listening to me now???


PZ Myers, the little jerkface, time to bury him under piles of squid. I BET HE’D LIKE THAT!

Katy Perry has B**BS! And Elmo is looking! DON’T THINK WE AREN’T ON TO YOU, ELMO!!!

Can you hear me, you ill-begotten miscreants?


Just like this cat…

…We will trap all atheists… IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!!



Screw all of you! I am OFF my MEDS and I couldn’t be more ravenous!

He speaks the truth!


We will get you out LIKE MUSTARD!!!!!!!

Blah blah blah blah froth froth froth glurk argh splunge.

Watch out, Dawkins, I’m COMING FOR YOUR BLOG NEXT!!!!!!!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER! This will show them all. They’re bound to take me seriously NOW.

[Update: Phew! April 1 is finally over, and I can change my blogger name back to Kazim instead of DM.

I hope it’s obvious to all the commenters that I was in no way expecting to “fool” anyone, but I hope you got a laugh out of it. :)]


  1. says

    Why do bad things always happen this time of year? I believe last year everyone quit the show and became Christians. What ever happened with that?

  2. says

    You know how I could tell this wasn't DM, aside from the date (and the fact that there's no way he hacked this blog)? This post makes far too much sense and connects the dots too coherently. Half the time the videos DM posts have nothing apparently to do with what he's saying, or are saying the opposite of his triumphant declarations. A Mabus post would have left it at "Just like this cat" and then followed it with "BLAMMO" or something.But it's still a great gag — happy atheists' day!

  3. says

    I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

  4. says

    So here's some irony: You'll notice that I had to delete a real DM post from the fake DM post. His latest post was no different than usual, so I am pretty confident that he doesn't read his targets at all.

  5. says

    I absolutely love the Lord Privy Seal type things that DM always does…And, Russell, you should have disemvoweled DM's post instead of deleting it; I imagine that reading them without vowels would be very funny indeed ;-)~Ian

  6. says

    This post was really only missing one thing:

    Although given the day, this might have been more appropriate. But it's not a DM comment without a little DM.

  7. says

    What does DM do for a living, anyway? PZ said recently that he's been at this for 17 years. I don't want to know specifics but I really have to wonder how the dude finds the time to take care of even the basics of survival like food and shelter when he spends all his time making sock accounts on various websites.

  8. says

    Do we have the right to burn sam harris?

  9. says

    Is the pope holding to his view that god doesn't give one whit about child rape?My Magic 8 Ball says "Yes, unequivocally." 😉

  10. says

    All your base are belong to us is definately, 'schizo.' Haha..I finally get what this blog was about after being somewhat confused. @Dorkman Thinking DM has a mental illness although I've never got to read his comments due to censorship.

  11. says

    Gods_misled_children: DM's comments are all around the web, and they're generally uniform. He occasionally adds some new current event reference to the top, like when he started talking about Boobquake. It's all about how Atheists are going to die, specifically PZ and James Randi, and how Nostradamus is totally awesome. Do a quick Googling, and the "censorship" will be lifted.