Hard to keep coming up with creative new titles for these, so may as well just stick with the time-tested one.
Dear AE, please stop being naive & guilble.
You’re blinded & deceived by the devil.
I pray that you, along with every fellow atheist find the light through all the darkness you all
remain In & accept our Lord Jesus Christ as your almighty saviour.
Whats the purpose of preaching atheism, when you don’t go anywhere after life?
Whats the point?
You say us Chrisitans are waisting precious time here on earth, while thats quite hypocritical.
You preach atheism, aren’t you waisting precious time as well?
Us christians actually believe In a beautiful life after death with our king & saviour, so we have
more then a reason to preach, It’s our purpose.
We want to save people from there sin & the devil because we love them & don’t want them to end
up In hell.
Whats your purpose?
Life Is a lesson that we’re here to learn & experience, our reward Is heaven.
All of you are being controlled by the devil, you don’t even know It because you cease to have an
open mind, you cease to even try to understand his existence because Its much to difficult.
You would rather just take the easy way In life & say there Isn’t a God.
You would rather be your own God, have your own control, your own reasone for existence because
thats what YOU want & find easiest.
Quite honestly, I think life as an Atheist would be quite sad & depressing because to think we are
only here once & that all this that we’re living currently Is all for nothing?
That would mean there Is absolutely no purpose for anything.
I’m not going to get Into detail because as long as you all keep that hard head of yours, you won’t
ever see the truth & you will end up pershing in hell for the rest of eternity.
For your sake, please try & see the truth.
Call out to the lord & ask for his help, he won’t let you down.
Seek him diligently & you shall find.
It takes time, but be patient & wait on the Lord because those that remain patient & wait on the
Lord have a special place In the kingdom of God.
There Is all to much Info out there, you just need
to seek diligently & you shall find.
Start of by praying, asking for forgivness, accepting Jesus as your Lord/saviour & then ask him to
come Into your life & he will.
Then pick a bible up & start studying, you will see the truth.
You will finally experience the peace that comes with knowing & following him.
We love you, may God bless & have mercy on you.
I like this one because it’s the complete opposite of the usual, unreadable “dozens of sentence crammed into a single giant paragraph” format that we often see. Instead of that, every sentence in this message has its own paragraph, and sometimes the paragraph breaks occur within a single sentence.
Also, for some unfathomable reason, it looks to me like every word that begins with the letter “I” is capitalized, (“It”, “Is”, “In”) as if the author was chided too many times for failing to capitalize the first person pronoun, and he went to the opposite extreme. A little knowledge being a dangerous thing, and all that.
I may be accused to responding to this email’s style over its substance, but really, in a case like this, what the hell else can you do?