1. says

    That is among the laziest jokes I've noticed from the Onion, which speaks volumes.It's one thing to use such a tired joke, but at least execute it with an attempt at originality.

  2. DavidCT says

    There is a lack of god every week but nobody in church seems to have noticed. In spite of this the followers of the "imaginary one" will probably be outraged. After years of their weekly dose of "dumb-ass", the absence of god make no difference. If the folks at the Onion are not burned at the stake, I guess we can call that progress.