“I’ll never understand atheism. I mean, there’s tons of evidence for God.”
“Like what?”
“Like morality, for instance.”
“Morality.”
“Exactly. Everybody knows that there’s a real right and a real wrong. You can’t just make it up and call it morality. It has to come from God.”
“So in other words, you’re telling me that all moral values come from an unmarried Father, and illegitimate Son, and a guy that got someone else’s fiancée pregnant.”
“Yes, that’s—wait, what?”