Jack and I encountered quite a scary beast in the woods today, and he said, “Roaoar!” I jumped and had to look around a bit before I spotted him, and by the time I did, Jack was softly laughing.
“Silly Mummy, It’s only a toy.”
“I can see that, Jack, but it might be dangerous. It roared at me,” I said, playing along.
“What did it sound like, Mummy?”
“It sounded big and scary,” I exclaimed.
“Really? I mean, did it really sound big and scary?”
“Yes,” I giggled, reaching over to scratch his ear, “and maybe a bit like you. Only bigger. And scarier. Definitely scarier.”
“Ha!” he said. “Fooled you. It was me made who made the roar,” and to prove his point, he roared again and again as he walked into the sunlight and away.