Freeeeedom! Freedom In My Veins!


My, my, conspiracy lunatic and asshole christian Rick Wiles has been booted off Youtube. This is a terrible event, everyone! It presages the very worst of all history wadded up together in a nasty spitball.

“America’s leftist snowflakes are furious that half the country no longer listens to their idiotic Marxist propaganda. My ancestors were German Reformed Church members who fled religious persecution in Europe in the 1700s and risked everything to come to America so they could freely worship God. There’s freedom running through my veins. My ancestors were not silenced, and I won’t be silenced by YouTube’s New Nazis. Every generation has its tyrants. We have tech tyrants,” stated Mr. Wiles.

Pastor Wiles fears America is on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will try to execute Christians and conservatives to purge “Old America” speech and thoughts from our society. “France is an atheistic, socialist nation today because it never recovered from the French Revolution that started in 1789. The Jacobins decapitated Catholic priests and burned churches over a period of 10 years. Likewise, the communists who overthrew Russia in 1917 slaughtered 300,000 Russian Orthodox Church priests. Don’t tell me it can’t happen here,” Wiles remarked.

“Mao Zedong would be proud of the Marxist cultural revolution sweeping America and erasing our heritage,” said Pastor Wiles. “It must be stopped, or we will be swept into a communist nightmare that could take 70 years to escape.”

Hmm, last time I looked, France was doing okay. Haven’t noticed that it’s particularly atheistic, but yes, it is secular, as a nation should be, in order to serve all its citizens well. As for Mr. Wiles’s grasp on history, he could use a bit of work there. Missing a fair amount of bits. Perhaps if Mr. Wiles stopped braying for a moment, he’d realize no one has siphoned the freedom out of his veins – he still has the freedom to worship as he likes, where he likes.

“I have warned for years that a spirit of Nazism is rising up inside the USA,” he added. “The new Nazis are here. America is on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will seek to execute Christians and conservatives in order to purge American society.”

Yes, most of us who are at least part way woke are all too aware of the nazis running about, and we aren’t happy about it. You might want to pay attention to actual news now and then, Mr. Wiles. I’ll happily settle for defanging all you deluded asshole christian conservatives. You can still have your churches to run to, where you can complain and moan to your heart’s content. I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to execute anyone. I probably wouldn’t mind gagging you lot for a while though.

RWW has the story: one, two.

Comments

  1. says

    Marxism:

    noun

    Old usage:

    The political and economic theories of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, later developed by their followers to form the basis of communism.

    New usage:

    Any political position to the left of raging Milton Friedmanite, homophobic, racist, misogynistic arseholism.

  2. says

    Daz:

    New usage:

    Any political position to the left of raging Milton Friedmanite, homophobic, racist, misogynistic arseholism.

    Yep. To me, people who toss terms around like this, it’s a marker of old age. Makes me think back to my Bircher grandfather, and the utter fear of commies, comin’ to make life better with that evil socialism and all. They want those old cold war fears to be alive, and they’ll twist anything and everything to make it seem like it’s the worst possible threat ever.

  3. Raucous Indignation says

    Of course they were fleeing other Christians. Christians are hateful, murderous assholes.

  4. jrkrideau says

    Pastor Wiles fears America is on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will try to execute Christians and conservatives to purge “Old America” speech and thoughts from our society.

    There is a downside to this?

  5. jrkrideau says

    @1 Daz

    Great definitions. One cannot expect much sophisticated political analysis from those whose world view is based on whatever scraps of the Bible that they have read (and probably did not understand).

    As as aside, that was one good thing about the late Dr. Gene Scott. He was totally nutty, I think, but he actually seemed to know something about the bible.

    Admittedly, I still have the sneaking suspicion that his rants were one long send-up of Christianity.

  6. says

    McCarthy lives on under tin-foil hats
    as the red scare takes another turn at bat
    and James Jesus Angleton waves from the grave
    in the land of the paranoid, home of the brave.
    Allen Dulles’ shade wails “Be prepared.”
    ’cause they never feel right if they don’t feel scared.

  7. Athaic says

    ” on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will try to execute Christians and conservatives “

    Funny how the good pastor is missing the part where we French (and the Russians) went after our parasitic tyrannical aristocrats.

    To summarize:
    Americans going after their king = good
    Rest of the world going after their king/tsar/whatever = bad

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