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busterggi says May 25, 2017 at 4:50 pm Gallagher proved that large mallets are also effective but not if you actually want anything left that’s edible.
Caine says May 25, 2017 at 5:03 pm Ah, another point in favour of machetes, quite clean, and much edibility. :D
kestrel says May 25, 2017 at 8:17 pm Now, *that’s* the way to eat your food -- cut it up with a machete first. Also, yay for watermelon.
emergence says May 26, 2017 at 2:13 am That’s probably the least alarming sort of sticky red stuff you could find on the blade of a machete. Watch your thumbs.
Caine says May 26, 2017 at 8:10 am emergence: Watch your thumbs. Why? I wasn’t holding the watermelon. Wielding a machete requires good eye / hand coordination and confidence. It’s not a blade for the timid. Kestrel: Now, *that’s* the way to eat your food — cut it up with a machete first. Also, yay for watermelon. :D The watermelon was for the rats, they love it, but I always managed to steal a slice for myself. Charly: That poor melon… Oh now, better than being hacked to pieces with a kitchen knife.
Gallagher proved that large mallets are also effective but not if you actually want anything left that’s edible.
Ah, another point in favour of machetes, quite clean, and much edibility. :D
Now, *that’s* the way to eat your food -- cut it up with a machete first. Also, yay for watermelon.
That’s probably the least alarming sort of sticky red stuff you could find on the blade of a machete. Watch your thumbs.
That poor melon…
emergence:
Why? I wasn’t holding the watermelon. Wielding a machete requires good eye / hand coordination and confidence. It’s not a blade for the timid.
Kestrel:
:D The watermelon was for the rats, they love it, but I always managed to steal a slice for myself.
Charly:
Oh now, better than being hacked to pieces with a kitchen knife.