Maybe he will bring back HUAC and put Sessions in charge.
johnson catmansays
45 is certified all right.
busterggisays
Everything about Trump is certifiable.
komarovsays
That’s nonsense. I don’t recognise anything that doesn’t have the proper royal seal on it. I should probably mention that I recently ascended to supreme monarch of the northern hemisphere and have the certified letter to prove it. Well, ‘recently’ meaning ‘as soon as I find a working printer.’
P.S.: I’m currently looking to commission a royal seal. If you’re interested or know someone who might be, please contact my grand vizier once he has been appointed. If you live in the southern hemisphere, your point of contact should be the Viceroy and Protector of the Southern Colonies (appointment pending).
P.P.S.: Wanted: Qualified administrative personnel high-ranking positions in newly formed world government.
komarovsays
I’m also looking to fill the position of the Royal Proofreader. I should warn you: It’s a full-time job and thankless task.
Hey, are there any “President mills” or has the US just become the first one?
I think we’re the first one. All certificates have lots of gold and come certified.
I don’t have photoshop on my laptop of I’d whip you up a certification that you are free from Russian influence.
Maybe he will bring back HUAC and put Sessions in charge.
45 is certified all right.
Everything about Trump is certifiable.
That’s nonsense. I don’t recognise anything that doesn’t have the proper royal seal on it. I should probably mention that I recently ascended to supreme monarch of the northern hemisphere and have the certified letter to prove it. Well, ‘recently’ meaning ‘as soon as I find a working printer.’
P.S.: I’m currently looking to commission a royal seal. If you’re interested or know someone who might be, please contact my grand vizier once he has been appointed. If you live in the southern hemisphere, your point of contact should be the Viceroy and Protector of the Southern Colonies (appointment pending).
P.P.S.: Wanted: Qualified administrative personnel high-ranking positions in newly formed world government.
I’m also looking to fill the position of the Royal Proofreader. I should warn you: It’s a full-time job and thankless task.
I used to work as a proofreader. My fee is 1 million Royal whatevers a month.
Trump behaves like someone pretending to be human, but not quite getting it right. Maybe David Icke was on to something.
He’s Smith Comma John.