Just the highlights here, head over to Alternet for all the gory details.

1. Calling for an investigation of NBC instead of the Russian hacks.

2. Making personal calls instead of doing his friggin’ job.

3. Accepting Julian Assange’s word over 17 intelligence agencies.

4. Admitting he duped his no-nothing voter base on the border wall, then lying again.

5. Lying about having a hand in every job-saving deal.

6. But refusing to take credit for job losses.

7. Calling Democratic senator Chuck Shumer a ‘clown,’ then saying we need to unite 9 minutes later.

8. Throwing Obama’s political ambassadors and their families out on short notice.

9. Scheduling a news conference to distract from his appointee hearings.

10. Still publicly smarting about being dissed by all the cool-kid pop stars for his little inauguration thing.

Pretty sure that’s barely the top layer of lies, it’s harder and harder to keep up, what with all the lies, obfuscation, and never ending tantrums.