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Yes, We do Elect Dumb Leaders.

Carl Paladino, who co-chaired Donald Trump’s New York campaign, and is a school board member, wrote out his wishlist for 2017:

1. Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.

2. Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.

3. Someone with a brain, a set of balls and a lack of fear who has enough money so as to not owe anyone anything once elected and who believes in a market economy.

4. We need a $50 million dollar train station as much as we need parasitic people like Lou Ciminelli, 80% of the school board and the dizziness of socialistic progressive politicians who never signed the front of a paycheck. At best 400 people a day take a train. They are not complaining about exchange or Depew. We are already the laughingstock of America for having the dumbest elected leaders ever. Why add to it.

How sweet. Perhaps the good people of Buffalo will take a look, and decide this person really shouldn’t be on the school board, for more than one reason. Going by Mr. Paladino’s lack of grammar, and general ignorance, he wouldn’t pass a standard high school test.

Via Raw Story.

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Comments

  3. says

    Unknown Eric:

    My hometown, ladies and gentlemen. /head desk

    Oh, don’t feel bad. nDakota has been nothing but a mass embarrassment for quite some time now.

  4. some bastard on the internet says

    3. Someone with a brain, a set of balls and a lack of fear who has enough money so as to not owe anyone anything once elected and who believes in a market economy.

    *looks at Donald Trump*

    0/5 on that one, Carl.

  5. StevoR says

    What the .. ?! That’s, fucking hell, racist, sexist, vile, willfully ignorant and fractally wrong.

    (The very least of the problems being that there are gorillas don’t live in Zimbabwe so geography and zoo-ology FAIL but again, least of issues.)

    Oh &

    We are already the laughingstock of America for having the dumbest elected leaders ever. Why add to it.

    Or prove it with comments like those? Wow, look in a mirror, Carl.

    Surely this should disqualify Carl Paladino from eligibility for school board and force him to resign -- but will it? Fucking hell.

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