So I know, I am late getting to this, and the whole thing is over. And I know, the idea of “Lady Doritos” was never really a thing, and the kerfuffle was a tempest in a teapot, one of those internet bomb cyclones that lasts about as long as it takes to say “bomb cyclone” and disappears. [Read more…]
As always, my apologies to Bob Dylan. The tune is “The Times, They Are A-Changin'”, and you should add your additional verses in the comments. (Also, I haven’t given any thought at all to what order the verses should go in–this is just the way they came out.) [Read more…]
“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word ‘Christmas’ because it’s not politically correct,” he said, explaining that politically correct culture has made it difficult to celebrate the holiday. “You go to department stores, and they’ll say ‘Happy New Year,’ or they’ll say other things, and it’ll be red — they’ll have it painted — but they don’t say — Well, guess what? We’re saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.”
I’m saying “Merry Christmas”!
It’s so wonderful to hear!
Thanks to Trump, I get to say it,
Which I hadn’t, since… last year. [Read more…]
I hope we did what’s best for you
I know, at least, we tried.
I took you to the doctor
And I stayed there at your side;
I talked with you for one last time
Then held you as you died.
I kissed your head, and said good-bye
And cried. [Read more…]
He had showed up at the protest
With a banner and a shield
With a sense of righteous anger
And a vow, he would not yield!
He was shouting all the slogans
He was marching through the park
(He had even brought a Tiki Torch
In case it got too dark) [Read more…]
yeah. [Read more…]
I’m doing my best to get ousted–I’ve jousted
With media losers, and dirtied my lance [Read more…]