Category Archive: easter bunny

Mar 31 2013

Rejoice ye Lagomorphs, your day of atonement has arrived!


As the waning gibbous moons races toward the western horizon and dawns break east, a brief period of mass hysteria will grip Christendom the world over tomorrow, in fact it has already begun. Zombie resurrection may be the center of ancient ceremony, but here in the hallowed chambers of Godless HQ, we know what’s really important: family, food, …

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