The end times are nigh and the Jews will sell us out


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Update: Why the fuck did I think this guy was Catholic?

John Hagee, a man who is inexplicably in a position of respect and authority in the eyes of millions of Catholics, may be feeling the heat of the new Pope’s focus on the Gospels and the Pontiff’s lesser concern for Hagee’s revolting brand of wingnut politics disguised as religion. So it’s time to stir the hornet’s nest, do a little scapegoating, and who better to give the Holy finger to than Jews?

RW Watch — Trinity Broadcasting Network hosted a Praise The Lord prophecy special this month, featuring a number of speakers including televangelist John Hagee. The right-wing pastor explained that during the End Times, the Jewish people will not accept Jesus as the Messiah until he returns “because they have just— three-and-a-half years or seven-years before — made a deal with the Antichrist, who is the false messiah, and they are extremely skeptical of that.”

David Reagan, another Christian Zionist preacher, said the Jewish people will experience a “horrible holocaust” and the vast majority will die during the End Times: “Two-thirds of them are going to die and that one-third that is left at the end is going to finally come to the end of themselves.”

Hagee also said that the September 11, 2001 attacks were “the judgment of God on our country” since America did “not obey the law of God.” Later in the program, Hagee claimed the 2008 financial crisis was divine retribution.

Just imagine the shrieking howls of outrage that would rise up from Bullshit Mountain like rabid banshees in a graveyard if Barack Obama said anything even close to that last part. RW Watch has the depressing video at he link above.

As a founding member of the EAC and someone who is struggling in this crazy new career, I for one would welcome out demonic overlords. Because we’d get to keep all the fundes stuff, which probably qualifies as socialist wealth distribution, but it’s OK when ultra-conservative Christians do it.