I’m sure we’d all agree what happens between a consenting adult and their pool float in the privacy of their own home is their business. But in this case, one man just couldn’t resist sharing his carnal love in the open for neighbors to see:
HuffPo — Tobergta’s wet and wild trysts first made a splash in 2011 when the then-32-year-old was caught getting freaky with his neighbor’s pink, inflatable raft in an Ohio alleyway. The neighbor called police to report that Tobergta was on top of the floatational device with his pants “down around his ankles.” The suspect fled — with the raft — and was arrested a short time later.Today, Tobergta was indicted by a Butler County grand jury after a child witnessed him last month stepping out his back door, naked, then having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” police told WHIO. The same “rubber pool float” he’d de-felated in 2011.
Now before anyone gets all pious and preachy here, you have no idea what the facts are in this case. First of all the float may have started the whole thing. It’s entirely possible the pool float was all dolled up and just asking for it. Besides, once you see this guy, you’ll understand that maybe his options were limited. But if there are some floats out there looking for a good time, my guess is he’s single and available right now.