All ye good and true Americans, heed the command of Tony Perkins and his small government ideology — except when the government is in the bedroom enforcing modern-day Puritism. Hark, though the SCOTUS decision does not force states to recognize gay marriage, and Perkins tries to celebrate this
crushing defeat divine victory, we still must pray what remains of the gay away — because nothing fails quite like prayer thus assuring Cleric Perkins an unending supply of outrage. Which he has quite the proven facility for turning into money:
FRC — Attempts to join two men or two women in “marriage” constitute a radical redefinition and falsification of the institution, and FRC supports state and federal constitutional amendments to prevent such redefinition by courts or legislatures. Sympathy must be extended to those who struggle with unwanted same-sex attractions, and every effort should be made to assist such persons to overcome those attractions, as many already have.
And if the preferred logo above carries an unintended double entendre causing widespread hysterical laughter in progressive communities across this nation, so be it. Brothers and sisters, notice instead the hip use of the numeral “two” in the logo and rest assured your hard earned contributions have not gone to waste! Many dollars have been spent on this rebranding, sure to carry Republican Jesus’s message of intolerance on the wings of seraphim to throngs of stylish Internet savvy millennials throughout this great Christian Nation. Are you in?