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Jul 04 2012

Chief Justice John Roberts takes long vacation outside of US

On the heels of the healthcare ruling, and perhaps wary of the fury and screams of betrayal that followed, Chief Justice John Roberts will be spending some time abroadin an island fortress:

HuffPo– John Roberts has reached his ” impregnable island fortress.”The U.S. Supreme Court’s chief justice arrived at the Mediterranean island of Malta on Tuesday, where he will be teaching a class for two weeks.

If anyone desperately needs an island getaway, it’s Roberts. Since casting the key vote to uphold President Barack Obama’s health care law, he has been bombarded with fiery criticism from conservative politicians and pundits.

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  1. 1
    Randomfactor

    So it’s simple then. The right wing just has to close the borders to his return.

    He’ll be the white guy. Easy to spot.

  2. 2
    Trebuchet

    Obviously he’s reporting in to his socialist/fascist/communist/Islamic/atheist overlords!

  3. 3
    Aliasalpha

    Not to guantanamo to retrieve his relatives that Obama had imprisoned there in straight jackets dangling over a pool of nuclear powered cyborg piranha?

  4. 4
    Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

    if he STAYed in the USofA he woulD be outed as a 0bamma replicant

  5. 5
    Stevarious, Public Health Problem

    Since casting the key vote to uphold President Barack Obama’s health care law, he has been bombarded with fiery criticism from conservative politicians and pundits.

    I rather think it’s the death threats, not the ‘fiery criticism’, that might have convinced him to leave town for a while.

    Of course, to certain breeds of cretinus republici (such as the cretinus republici teebaggarii), death threats are considered ‘fiery criticism’.

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