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Bachmann Quits Presidential Bid

Only hours after indicating that she would take the fight to New Hampshire, we now hear that Michele Bachmann will suspend her presidential bid today. She is expected to make the announcement soon from West Des Moines. This is a surprise and a disappointment. Michele told us that both God and her husband thought she [...]

Oops… The Top Ten GOP FLOPS of 2011

Michele Bachmann will be President of Gay Americans

Because they are, after all, Americans. This is old but someone just pointed me to it and I thought you would enjoy it. Or hate it, or whatever:

Bachmann’s New Hampshire Prospects Diminished

It is very important to me that Michele Bachmann do well in New Hampshire. Without a strong showing in the “Live Free or Die” state, her prospects for being the Republican Nominee are reduced. And we very much want Michele Bachmann to be the Republican Nominee. However, the New Hampshire Union Leader has elected to [...]

The Perfect Holiday Gift

For your uncle who is in the Tea Party!

Apologize for telling the truth? NBC and Jimmy Fallon drop the ball.

Michele Bachmann intentionally lies. She lies to gain power, she lies for personal gain, she lies all the time. So, when the band on Jimmy Fallon’s talk show played ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch’ … which, is, apparently, a song, they were making a fairly accurate statement. One might question its appropriateness as a song or the [...]

Michele Bachmann, You’ve Had A Gaffe. Or two.

Michele Bachmann claims she’s never had a gaff, and therefore should be the Republican to run against Obama. Michele, here is a short list of your gaffs, mainly covering only recent ones:

Michele Bachmann Finally Saiz Something Smart!

In the old days, during Biblical Times, when we invaded a country we did it for a reason. To take their stuff and, when available, their women. This is God’s way. For instance:

Occupy Michele Bachmann

About 30 Occupy Wall Street protesters have interrupted a foreign policy speech by Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann in South Carolina. Bachmann was delivering the speech Thursday on the deck of the mothballed aircraft carrier USS Yorktown near Charleston when the protesters stood up and began shouting, “Mike check!” They told her she was more [...]

President Michele Bachmann

Imagine it. Then go brush your teeth because I know you just threw up a little in your mouth. Watch:

Michele Bachmann, Saint Cloud, Racism, Teabaggers and the Office of Civil Rights of the U.S. Department of Education

Just so you know, it’s all connected.

Michele Bachmann Campaign will End Today

Or tomorrow, Monday at the Latest. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, until Tuesday at least.

Michele Bachmann on Health Care

“We will always have people in this country, through hardship, through no fault of their own, who won’t be able to afford health care. That’s just the way it is.” Here’s the video: Bachmann’s solution for health care: Get in a time machine and go back to when medicine was cheap. See Bachmann on the [...]

Michele Bachmann Campaign in Death Spiral

Bachmann’s New Hampshire campaign staff, noting that their main goal was still to make sure that Obama is a “one term president,” has walked away from Michele Bachmann’s campaign citing disgruntlement with Bachmann’s national campaign staff.

Will Bachmann run for Congress or not?

If she does not become President of the United States and the Free World and stuff, that is. Increasingly, as her apparent irrelevance in the presidential race, which has been very dissapointing to me, sets in and congeals like bad Minnesota Jello, this question becomes important. Is she or is she not going to run [...]

Michele Bachmann BLR’ed

Bachmann’s Political Future?

It is possible that Michele Bachmann could become the next President of the United States of America. OK, that made me throw up a little in my mouth. But more and more people are talking about her campaign crashing, even though she seems to have plans to go to New Hampshire. From AP: “Congress is [...]

Michele Bachmann and HPV

Michele Bachmann should refund her salary

Ripple in Stillwater has been keeping track: Michele Bachmann has failed to show up for work in Congress 58.7 percent of the time since July 1, missing 145 out of 247 roll call votes. The last time Bachmann even cast a vote was August 1. If we were to pay our goldbricking congresswoman on a [...]

The Future President of the United States

Holy moly. They were all tripping! The reason I mention this is that we’ve heard that Pastor Mac Hammond has re-invigorated his relationship with Michele Bachmann. Dump Bachmann has the story. You can go here an watch the good reverend shit all over the US Constitution starting after 22 minutes.