Tim Tebow is suing the makers of a tshirt for using Tebow’s likeness without his permission. Here are the shirts. I see the word “my” and the word “Jesus” and a Jesus fish…but no “Tim” or “Tebow” or Tebow’s face. There can be only one explanation: Tim Tebow is Jesus, and instead of wrathful and [...]
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NCAA National Championship open thread
April 2nd, 2012
JT Eberhard Tonight Kentucky plays Kansas for the national title. Kentucky is a juggernaut this year, and I have a really hard time imagining they’ll lose this game. They’re not invincible, but they’re damn close. However, John Calipari is a cheater. Perhaps, even though he vacated final fours with UMass and Memphis for cheating, he’s legitimately landing [...]
WWJTD NCAA bracket group!
March 14th, 2012
JT Eberhard It’s March Madness! On espn.com you can fill out a virtual bracket and join a group to compete against your friends. There is a group, WWJTD, where Michaelyn and I have entered our brackets (along with a bracket we each filled by flipping a coin). I hate John Calipari. Ed Brayton is sensible when he [...]
Super Bowl open thread
February 5th, 2012
JT Eberhard I’m going to be spending the whole day with Christina making videos and I’ll be in the air during the game. Time to ask for an extra pack of peanuts. I enjoy football so I do usually watch the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl used to be an almost guaranteed blowout in favor of the [...]
To All Christians Fawning Over Tim Tebow
January 15th, 2012
JT Eberhard I’d like to introduce you to the guy who looked like god against Denver last night. “Look at the attention I get: It’s because I throw a football. But that’s what society values. That’s not what God values. God could give a shit, as far as I’m concerned. He didn’t invent the game. We did. [...]
Arkansas vs. Kansas State Open Thread
January 6th, 2012
JT Eberhard I am curled up with the family and Michaelyn, and we are all decked out in our Razorback finery. We even went and acquired some stylish Hogwear for Michaelyn! That’s hot. Anyway, mom is making Razorback chili and we have Razorback shrimp salad. We’re ready. As for the game, here’s what sticks out to me. [...]
A Bet Lost
January 6th, 2012
JT Eberhard A while back I made a bet with my friend Ashley, who is a Kansas City Chiefs fan (and yet, somehow still my friend). She bet that Kansas City would beat Oakland. Of course, I bet on the Raiders. They were crushing KC in virtually every statistical category. Then, right before the game, Oakland’s starting [...]
Open NFL Thread
January 1st, 2012
JT Eberhard Ugh, the Chiefs play the Broncos today. Can they both lose? Sadly, I need the Broncos to lose for my beloved Raiders, which means for the first time in my life (and hopefully the last) I’m going to wind up cheering (more mumbling in support) for the Kansas City Chiefs. Ashley, Michaelyn, and others will [...]
I Like Terrell Suggs
December 30th, 2011
JT Eberhard Ok, everybody knows I think Tim Tebow is an undersized running back and a crummy passer (to be generous) who is not good enough at either to succeed at them in the NFL who is getting playing time and attention he never would have gotten if he wasn’t such a vocal Christian. It’s nice to [...]
Godless NFL Thread
December 18th, 2011
JT Eberhard Bah. Darren McFadden is still out, which means the Raiders are going to need a Herculian effort from Carson Palmer to beat Detroit. Will it make it more likely to happen if I say I have faith? Sadly not. However! Denver is finally running up against a team that’s competent and healthy in New England. [...]




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