We all know that when the Rapture occurs, Jesus will return and lead the fight against both the godless and the wronggoddedness. That epic battle is promised in the Book of Revelation to be a massive bloodbath. But very few ask the question: Where will Jesus live while he is back on Earth and leading his troops?
But Genevieve Griscom, wife of wealthy magnate Clement Acton Griscom Jr., was more thoughtful. Back in 1928, she built, furnished, and had cleaned daily a 14,000 square foot, 7-bedroom, 8-bathroom mansion in Riverdale, NY to await Jesus’s coming and from where he could direct his forces against the powers of evil.
But alas Jesus did not return, and after Griscom’s death the mansion fell into disrepair. It has now been refurbished and is on the market for $10 million or you can rent for just $35,000 per month
Of course, whoever buys or rents the property may have to think about what to do if Jesus does arrive and lays claim to the house. I would suggest that they keep a few rooms unoccupied for Jesus and his posse.
Jesus practices tantric sex better than anyone.
Of course, whoever buys or rents the property may have to think about what to do if Jesus does arrive and lays claim to the house.
I thought he was going to stay at Graceland. Duh.
Marcus: Sure, Graceland maybe. Definitely somewhere in Tennessee, although according to Will Hoge he already came back, to Nashville.
according to Will Hoge he already came back, to Nashville.
You mean before he “went electric”?
What will happen to Jesus when he returns?
If the Catholics get hold of him first they’ll raffle him.
What will happen to Jesus when he returns?
He’ll be a shoo in on “dancing with the stars”
I dunno about “America’s next top savior” tho.
“I dunno about “America’s next top savior” tho.” He’ll have to sue Trump for that title…