It seems like every year, I keep forgetting to start the war on Christmas and before I realize it, there are only a few days left for me to destroy the holiday. But then I realized that there are some Christians who specialize in finding some event somewhere that enables them to conjure up how the godless are oppressing them and express righteous indignation over it.
And lo! It has now come to pass that without any effort from me or my fellow heathens, we have managed to get these Christians to wage the war on Christmas all by themselves, leaving the rest of us with more time to enjoy the holidays with our friends and family
The Daily Show describes how the war is going this year.
So let the war commence!
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