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Jun 11 2012

Shocking new sport

I linked recently to Stephen Colbert’s report on the new sport of freestyle canoe dancing. It turns out that there is another exotic new sport that will appeal to the more ‘macho’ types (aka stupid young men) and that is Ultimate Taser Ball.

(This clip appeared on February 21, 2012. To get suggestions on how to view clips of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report outside the US, please see this earlier post.)

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  1. 1
    Physicalist

    “Shocking.” I get it. That’s funny.

  2. 2
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    Ultimate taser ball official rules. For your pleasure and edification.

    Defenders may only shocke the player possessing the ball, and must not shocke if the ball isn’t in clear possession of a player.

    Someone reading too much Physioprof?

    Anyway, my idea is to put professional sports players, commentators, owners, etc., into a 200’ x 85’ rectangular playing field, then I get to taze them with a long-range tazer from the stands. Well, not just me. Anyone annoyed by professional sports can play. May be franchised outside the US providing the country has an equally annoying professional sports industry with equally annoying professional athletes.

  3. 3
    Ten Bears

    Oooooooo… that’s way better than outlawing stadium sports. When can we start?

  4. 4
    Pierce R. Butler

    Dibs on Tebow!

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