Sep 22 2013

Sunday Funnies







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    I hate to say this but the fourth cartoon, “My body rises”, is both ignorant and lazy.

    All of this is supposed to take place during Passover — the feast of unleavened bread.

    So, there is no bread rising for that week.

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    @1 – you must be a blast at parties

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    @2 – Parties? What parties?

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    @3: the Rhinoceros Party, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, that sort of thing.

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    I always thought he got crucified so
    so he could make the joke about not being able to walk on water any more…
    “I can’t do it, I got these holes in my feet”

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    “All of this is supposed to take place during Passover — the feast of unleavened bread.”

    Erm, my understanding is that Passover celebrates the Isrealites passing over the Red Sea to escape slavery in Egypt. The Jews, who celebrate Passover, don’t believe Jesus rose from the dead.

    If you’re going to call people ignorant, it might help to get your myths right.

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    Jesus WAS a Jew, and WAS supposedly celebrating passover before being X-ed. When the Jews were (supposedly, it’s bullshit) escaping Egypt, they made these bread-cakes without leaven for the journey, because there wasn’t time to let the bread rise.

    jamesramsey was being completely accurate about his myths – unless your post is a snarky joke about how for Christians, the bread would rise even without leaven?

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    @6 and 7, passover commemorates the tenth plague visited by god on the Egyptians when he was giving them strong hints that they might want to free the Isrealites. The angel of death (nice, huh!) was sent to kill the first born son of each household (again, nice, huh!), but he ‘passed over’ any house that had lamb blood smeared on the door frame—i.e., the houses of the Isrealites, who had been tipped off to the get-out-of-plague-free card.

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