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Oct 21 2012

Sunday Funnies

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  1. 1
    Lofty

    Yip! :-)

  2. 2
    earlycuyler

    fooken awesome

  3. 3
    frrolfe

    love the oirish joke, only been around for a gazillion years. polish version also, too.

    why did the atheist cross the road? who cares. boom boom!!

    grow up chris, no wonder the whole neo-atheist thing is blowing up in your stupid faces.

  4. 4
    Trebuchet

    I initially saw the inflatable leg as a Tardis. Obviously too much Dr. Who lately.

  5. 5
    frrolfe

    i am staggered, pearls, fainting couch etc, that a person who sends other FTB bloggers into endless orgasms when you merely put carefully manicured finger to keyboard turns out to be a racist cretin.

    regards, and a tip o’ the hat to ed.

    gee man, i used to love youse

  6. 6
    frrolfe

    JOKE WARNING:

    why will rmoney win the election?

    because the people who claim to be libruls are only interested in being politically correct. nobama could call rmoney a lying cunt but that would require gutz. boom boom!!!!

  7. 7
    maxdwolf

    Frrolfe, I’m guessing those were your actual attempts at humor. Have you tried telling those to people in face to face conversations? If so, did not the blank looks and the quick changes of subject give you any kind of clue?

  8. 8
    frrolfe

    hey chris,

    this is how you fight. dont mean to scare you but this is fightin wit wurdz. give ed and pz my luvz.
    stay young and beautiful !http://wonkette.com/487347/sundays-with-the-christianists-with-this-%E2%80%98world-history%E2%80%99-textbook-your-homeschooled-babbies-will-not-evolve

  9. 9
    grumpyoldfart

    Fireman (after rescuing an Irishman from his burning bed): “How did your bed catch on fire?”

    Irishman: “I don’t know. It was already alight when I got in.”

  10. 10
    richardelguru

    Trebuchet: if it’s not a TARDIS why is there a window in the leg?? Hey???
     
    And if we are swapping bad Irish jokes:
    They told the IRA man to go and blow up a certain car.
    He burnt his lips on the tailpipe.

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    chippanfire

    Could we cut out the Irish jokes, please? The “stupid Irish” stereotype is supposed to have died out 30 years ago. Thanks.

  12. 12
    richardelguru

    I think that my joke, which was specifically aimed at the IRA, a murderous bunch of thugs (not that the UDA were any better, or the army much better), is a perfectly reasonable humorous response to terror. It’s just like the warning signs we used to have on the Tube warning about unattended packages and what to do with them (or what noty to do with them) that were commonly and unofficially edited to be warnings about unattended Irishmen.

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    chippanfire

    First of all, richardelguru, my remark was not solely aimed at you. However, you did preface the joke with “And if we are swapping bad Irish jokes:” so I think it’s reasonable to conclude it was about Irishness – the IRA angle is just to make the joke work. In any event, however you slice it, these kinds of jokes are racist and I don’t think they should be doing the rounds at FtB.

  14. 14
    Sansgawd

    FOOKIN A

  15. 15
    richardelguru

    chip: nationalist, surely, since there is no racial difference between me (English) and the Irish.
    Now if I were to make a ‘Paki’ joke….

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