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Jan 28 2012

God Will Fuck You Up

I’m no big fan of country songs, but …

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  1. 1
    otrame

    Yeah this one has been on my favorites list for a while. My son claims it is his theme song. It’s so perfectly the bluegrass-flavored hymn.

  2. 2
    davidct

    So men say !

  3. 3
    'Tis Himself

    According to the propaganda, Ol’ Yahweh is a sadistic, narcissistic bully with the emotional maturity of a spoiled six year old. He kills people just because he can. The song just recognizes this point.

  4. 4
    misanthroputz

    I wanna see this video as a Public Service Announcement on MTV!

  5. 5
    sceptinurse

    That was great. I had heard it before but it’s been awhile. That is sounds just like an old gospel sing hymn makes it even better.

  6. 6
    onefuriousllama

    Oh shit that’s great. Just great.

  7. 7
    Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    The beauty of this song is that if you don’t like any of the existing verses, there’s enough material in the O.T. to write dozens of new ones.

    Old Elisha spread God’s word,
    And made sure the people heard.
    And they listened, and believed, and bowed their heads.
    But when childen playing games
    Called him disrespectful names,
    God sent bears to rip the kids to bloody shreads.

    He fucked ‘em up . . .

  8. 8
    Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    Shreds. Tarnation.

  9. 9
    stubby

    That is quality entertainment the whole family can enjoy.

  10. 10
    elipson

    Televangelist

    Another of Mr. John R Butlers damn funny songs. I can highly recommend his CDs for a good laugh :)

  11. 11
    karenwinter

    Too golldanged funny!

  12. 12
    doktorzoom

    And the Lord said
    And the Lord said

    “I burn down your cities–how blind you must be
    I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
    You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
    That’s why I love mankind
    You really need me
    That’s why I love mankind”

    –Randy Newman, “God’s Song (That’s Why I Love Mankind)”

  13. 13
    Isaac

    This is hilarious.

  14. 14
    Isaac

    Oh wait, it”s by John Butler Trio? I might have the mp3 of that song.

  15. 15
    uzza

    I love that song.

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