Tag Archive: televangelist

Mar 23 2012

Baby learning to speak in tongues

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So this is how they get you. Perhaps babies are ‘born atheist’ (without a religion)… but they seem to become zealots really fast. I see grown ass men talking like this on late night televangelist programs. It’s baby talk! Grow up, raaaabaaalololo baaaa faaaaaaa riggookkooolala dooooooooooooobooooooo JEEEE-SUS aabbbbbloriahnooobogo nobogo looo wookiewookie jibby jibby jibby. They …

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Jan 24 2012

Pat Robertson’s sheet music sets him up for failure

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Clearly he’s been using this for his ministry’s needs lately. Perhaps even just before launching into this ‘brilliant’ anecdote about how time works. [Saw that image floating around on Facebook. Couldn't resist.]

Dec 29 2011

They are the Navy SEALS of Christianity

Not this shit again

Rod Parsley is a televangelist. Do I need to explain further? This was right after a Navy SEAL team took out Osama Bin Laden. I understand that preachers often speak topically, so I get the subject coming up. But look at the audience who he describes as ‘elite’ like the Navy SEALS. The people that …

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Nov 14 2011

Televangelist speaks of attack by 80 foot demons, satanic baby farms

For your demons

Notice how nobody else in the room seems to care… I mean it’s either true and “OH NO!” or she’s lying and “Lying is a sin, stfu!” But you decide: I can’t believe that the lady in the middle acts like that. She just heard about 80 foot demons attackingĀ her friend. First question: “I’m trying …

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