Tag Archive: Pabst Yellow Ribbon

Jul 30 2012

Tampons and size 20 panties in the Marine Corps

Military Field Dressing

Have you been the victim of the “Size 20 panties Marine Corps” copypasta? Well, one of the service members in the American Atheists Military facebook group has an amazing reply. The premise is that some male Marine opened a care package down-range. It was packed with feminine objects. He joked around with his fellow Marines using …

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Feb 29 2012

Foxhole atheists and the Pabst Yellow Ribbon campaign

Dwight-Schrute-False

We just sent out this press release. You should definitely help out by sending it to all of your media contacts. You’ve got those, right? We’re getting hammered with the same question right now. Sorry about the confusion. The only way to book a room at the Holiday Inn Bordeaux is by calling them directly 910-323-0111. …

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Nov 04 2011

Pabst Yellow Ribbon Campaign

Pray for the troops stickers are dumb, buy troops a beer instead

These yellow ribbons, stickers, and magnets are pointless and only benefit the makers of ribbons, stickers, and magnets. Find a soldier, veteran, or military spouse and just say “Thank you.” Bonus points: beer is another way to spend about the same amount of money as the ribbon would have cost. That’s why I’m dubbing this …

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