Tag Archive: lolwut

May 16 2012

Jesus was gay

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That’s right, Pastor Sean Harris would have punched baby Jesus – for being gay. Or so says Kenneth Low, author of Dark Knowledge. Kenneth contacted me on Facebook to let me know about his important book. He said: “Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a retired physician living in Davis and author of a book, Dark Knowledge. Essentially …

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May 13 2012

Happy Mother’s Day, hope you like military-grade FAIL

Happy-mothers-day---hope-you-like-fail

An anonymous foxhole atheist at Fort Jackson sent me this. If you seek it out, remember do not start flame wars, and always be respectful. Don’t feed any trolls that may pop up. I’m going to Fort Jackson in a few weeks – trying to keep pitchforks and torches out of this. If you must, …

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Apr 29 2012

Church sign fail “Jesus – making atheists backslide for 2000 years”

Jesus making atheists backslide for over 2000 years church sign fail

The word ‘backslide’ has a very specific meaning. It doesn’t mean what they think it means. Click to embiggen: Wikipedia sums it up: This article is about the theological phenomenon. For the dance, see Moonwalk (dance). Backsliding is a term used within Christianity to describe a process by which an individual who has converted to Christianity reverts to pre-conversion …

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Apr 23 2012

Off the record, Sgt. Griffith is doing the work of Satan

god is everywhere good guy lucifer

Enough time has passed that I can share this bizarre little story. A powerful chaplain refused to speak to the press about RBB, citing an unverified order from above. He just couldn’t help himself from saying something. A documentary is in post-production right now about the lead up to RBB, keep an eye out. Scott …

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Apr 17 2012

Facebook super-fail: only Christians survive in a foxhole

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Larry M. says I’m a ‘dummy’ that’s going to get ‘wacked’ (sic) in a foxhole because… I’m not a Christian. He’s also grateful that he doesn’t have to be the guy who carries my body back to the FOB. Atheists are just too damned heavy! At least he accepts that there are indeed atheists in …

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Apr 15 2012

Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin at the zoo

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LOLWUT? Please tell me there is video of this! GREENSBORO, N.C. – The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money. … Following a tour of the NASCAR museum, Gingrich said he spoke …

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Apr 06 2012

You have to pick a different religious preference. I can’t spell.

recruiter couldnt spell atheist

I’m typically not a grammar Nazi when it comes to online chatter, such as a facebook post. However, when you have a really important government form that impacts someone else’s life (and even their death)… you simply need to get it right. This is super fail. Anyway… it’s extremely important that we all stand up and …

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Apr 05 2012

Bible study for babies

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Unfortunately, this is not a photoshopped image. This is real. I heard about this in a passing reference from a friend on my Facepalm wall. So I told him to ‘rescue’ the discarded advert for baby bible study. It reached my email with the subject line “Damn you! You made me dig through trash”. But …

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Mar 09 2012

I don’t believe in ‘Divine Retribution’

At first I was like but then I LOL'd

The Secular Human shared this video on Facepalm: Then later I made the three face in real life. :3 It hurt so bad.

Feb 07 2012

Fort Bragg Craigslist ad: Tree climber looking for work

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Craigslist seems weirder around a military town. Fort Bragg and the greater Fayetteville area have provided several hilarious weirdos. There was the man with 5 felonies demanding that we all stop being absconding interlopers. And there was the 50 foot dresser that was also specifically advertised as ‘not haunted’ This week’s entry into my series on …

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