That’s right, Pastor Sean Harris would have punched baby Jesus – for being gay. Or so says Kenneth Low, author of Dark Knowledge. Kenneth contacted me on Facebook to let me know about his important book. He said: “Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a retired physician living in Davis and author of a book, Dark Knowledge. Essentially …
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May 13 2012
Happy Mother’s Day, hope you like military-grade FAIL
An anonymous foxhole atheist at Fort Jackson sent me this. If you seek it out, remember do not start flame wars, and always be respectful. Don’t feed any trolls that may pop up. I’m going to Fort Jackson in a few weeks – trying to keep pitchforks and torches out of this. If you must, …
Apr 23 2012
Off the record, Sgt. Griffith is doing the work of Satan
Enough time has passed that I can share this bizarre little story. A powerful chaplain refused to speak to the press about RBB, citing an unverified order from above. He just couldn’t help himself from saying something. A documentary is in post-production right now about the lead up to RBB, keep an eye out. Scott …
Apr 17 2012
Facebook super-fail: only Christians survive in a foxhole
Larry M. says I’m a ‘dummy’ that’s going to get ‘wacked’ (sic) in a foxhole because… I’m not a Christian. He’s also grateful that he doesn’t have to be the guy who carries my body back to the FOB. Atheists are just too damned heavy! At least he accepts that there are indeed atheists in …
Apr 15 2012
Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin at the zoo
LOLWUT? Please tell me there is video of this! GREENSBORO, N.C. – The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money. … Following a tour of the NASCAR museum, Gingrich said he spoke …
Apr 06 2012
You have to pick a different religious preference. I can’t spell.
I’m typically not a grammar Nazi when it comes to online chatter, such as a facebook post. However, when you have a really important government form that impacts someone else’s life (and even their death)… you simply need to get it right. This is super fail. Anyway… it’s extremely important that we all stand up and …
Apr 05 2012
Bible study for babies
Unfortunately, this is not a photoshopped image. This is real. I heard about this in a passing reference from a friend on my Facepalm wall. So I told him to ‘rescue’ the discarded advert for baby bible study. It reached my email with the subject line “Damn you! You made me dig through trash”. But …
Mar 09 2012
I don’t believe in ‘Divine Retribution’
Feb 07 2012
Fort Bragg Craigslist ad: Tree climber looking for work
Craigslist seems weirder around a military town. Fort Bragg and the greater Fayetteville area have provided several hilarious weirdos. There was the man with 5 felonies demanding that we all stop being absconding interlopers. And there was the 50 foot dresser that was also specifically advertised as ‘not haunted’ This week’s entry into my series on …


















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