Jan 16 2013
Fort Meade, Maryland is home to the National Security Agency (NSA). Clearly, they’ve got some real ‘smart guys’ working there. The official Fort Meade Facebook page just announced a surprise visit from a ridiculous cast of characters. It was a ‘short notice opportunity’. Apparently, a few people actually showed up. They didn’t think it was funny… which …
Jan 13 2013
Carolyn Porco is the leader of the Cassini imaging team. She has discovered a damned Death Star orbiting Saturn. via: Carolyn Porco at CICLIPS The evil GALACTIC EMPIRE has inserted its Death Star among the moons of a giant ringed world orbiting a middle-aged star. Alarm spreads among the fearful EARTHLINGS on a small nearby planet: what has brought …
Jan 04 2013
Armor of Light is a ministry that currently gets a lot of special treatment on the USMC base, Camp Pendleton (near San Diego). They recently posted this ridiculous picture on one of their facebook walls. You might need to see this one embiggened. The fellow with the sunburn has 2 biceps on one arm. He’s …
Oct 16 2012
Perhaps the ‘rare double fail’ isn’t all that rare. Obviously the intended message itself is so dumb that it nearly comes off as a compliment. Sorry, Jen McCreight, Stefanie Svan, Ophelia Benson, Greta Christina, half of my readers, etc… apparently you aren’t atheists. If you’re depressed about the demotion, you can always go to the invisible support …
Oct 12 2012
James Delts read my blog post about a ridiculous person claiming that atheists were on the verge of publicly executing all the Christians in America. He weighed in with this blistering anecdote: what a shower of bigots you are. Some here have even demanded they that christians be murdered here, so thats it, its ok …
Oct 09 2012
Let’s This is from a local Fort Bragg area news poll about something really simple. Should Christians in the military get special treatment and be allowed to have massive events AND deny atheists the same opportunity? Please tell me you already voted… you don’t even need a real email addy, if you’re afraid of spam! …
Sep 30 2012
Ever wanted to live your life like a video game? More than just strafing around every corner, and jumping constantly… you can now perform a rocket jump! The military now has training videos! lolwut? Good stuff. Read more at the military.com story.
Sep 28 2012
The email I just received from Don Smalter just changed the way I think about things. Things like, should I listen to Don Smalter about anything? Will I become dumber if I read this whole email? I just stubbed my toe, so maybe reading just a few paragraphs already made me dumber. Motherfucker! It starts …
Jul 18 2012
Crazy soldiers! lolwut: Yeah I suggest this person make use of the off-post blood / blood platelette donation centers – you can earn more than a car payment every month. *Copypasta below the fold:*
May 17 2012
Sometimes not letting ordinary people know what you’re up to works in your favor. It tends to keep certain types of people ‘in suspense’. Then… when you finally deliver the answer to them, they tell all of their buddies.
The free festival on Fort Bragg's Main Post Parade Field was a massive success! Expect updates, highlights, and other footage over the next few months.
UPDATE: A second festival is in the works for Camp Pendleton - a large Marine Corps base near San Diego, CA. Summer 2013
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