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Sometimes not letting ordinary people know what you’re up to works in your favor. It tends to keep certain types of people ‘in suspense’. Then… when you finally deliver the answer to them, they tell all of their buddies.
Posts Tagged ‘lolwut’
Jesus was gay
May 16th, 2012 
Justin Griffith That’s right, Pastor Sean Harris would have punched baby Jesus – for being gay. Or so says Kenneth Low, author of Dark Knowledge. Kenneth contacted me on Facebook to let me know about his important book. He said: “Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a retired physician living in Davis and author of a book, Dark Knowledge. Essentially [...]
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Tags: Dark Knowledge, Jesus was gay, Kenneth Low, LGBT, lolwut, Weirdos 
18 Comments »Happy Mother’s Day, hope you like military-grade FAIL
May 13th, 2012 Justin Griffith An anonymous foxhole atheist at Fort Jackson sent me this. If you seek it out, remember do not start flame wars, and always be respectful. Don’t feed any trolls that may pop up. I’m going to Fort Jackson in a few weeks – trying to keep pitchforks and torches out of this. If you must, [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: Facebook, Facepalm, Fort Jackson, lolwut, Mother's Day Fail, Proof that god exists, trolls 9 Comments »Church sign fail “Jesus – making atheists backslide for 2000 years”
April 29th, 2012 Justin Griffith The word ‘backslide’ has a very specific meaning. It doesn’t mean what they think it means. Click to embiggen: Wikipedia sums it up: This article is about the theological phenomenon. For the dance, see Moonwalk (dance). Backsliding is a term used within Christianity to describe a process by which an individual who has converted to Christianity reverts to pre-conversion [...]
Off the record, Sgt. Griffith is doing the work of Satan
April 23rd, 2012 Justin Griffith Enough time has passed that I can share this bizarre little story. A powerful chaplain refused to speak to the press about RBB, citing an unverified order from above. He just couldn’t help himself from saying something. A documentary is in post-production right now about the lead up to RBB, keep an eye out. Scott [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: Chaplain, Chaplain Antonio McElroy, Christianity, Fort Bragg, Garrison Chaplain, good guy lucifer, lolwut, Satan, The devil 20 Comments »Facebook super-fail: only Christians survive in a foxhole
April 17th, 2012 Justin Griffith Larry M. says I’m a ‘dummy’ that’s going to get ‘wacked’ (sic) in a foxhole because… I’m not a Christian. He’s also grateful that he doesn’t have to be the guy who carries my body back to the FOB. Atheists are just too damned heavy! At least he accepts that there are indeed atheists in [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: Facebook, Facepalm, lolwut, Newt Gingrich, super-fail, trolls, Veterans 15 Comments »Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin at the zoo
April 15th, 2012 Justin Griffith LOLWUT? Please tell me there is video of this! GREENSBORO, N.C. – The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money. … Following a tour of the NASCAR museum, Gingrich said he spoke [...]
You have to pick a different religious preference. I can’t spell.
April 6th, 2012 Justin Griffith I’m typically not a grammar Nazi when it comes to online chatter, such as a facebook post. However, when you have a really important government form that impacts someone else’s life (and even their death)… you simply need to get it right. This is super fail. Anyway… it’s extremely important that we all stand up and [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: lolwut, Navy atheists, No religious preference, NO-REL-PREF, Religious Preference 10 Comments »Bible study for babies
April 5th, 2012 Justin Griffith Unfortunately, this is not a photoshopped image. This is real. I heard about this in a passing reference from a friend on my Facepalm wall. So I told him to ‘rescue’ the discarded advert for baby bible study. It reached my email with the subject line “Damn you! You made me dig through trash”. But [...]
I don’t believe in ‘Divine Retribution’
March 9th, 2012 Justin Griffith The Secular Human shared this video on Facepalm: Then later I made the three face in real life. :3 It hurt so bad.
Posted in Atheist Tags: :3, at first I was like, divine retribution, lolwut, secular human, three face 2 Comments »
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